Meanwhile, in the world I wish I lived in… (31 Photos)

75 5

75 5

    #31, Christ, i'm "ALL IN"

    • sofa king hot

      I would drag my balls through a mile of glass to suck the dick of the last dude she fucked

      • Kato

        Ultraaaa Gaaayyy!!!

        • Cory

          Not gay at all.. Seems pretty legit.

      • TheDude

        Damn dude, that's brutal.

    • Shawn

      as long as she wears gloves, those toe thumbs creep me out.

      • ray

        Shawn are you kidding me? your that hung up on her thumbs? you know you would suck her thumbs for hours if she asked you to. i guess you would pass up a hand job from her as well?

    • Steven

      Megan fox FTW!

    • Damn

      Can't believe Brian Austin Greene hits that

    • Guest_of_Honor

      You wish you were…

    • Ride-the-pig

      Too bad she ruined herself.

      • Endo

        My subscription to People got lost in the mail when I moved; how'd she do that?

    • Yuh

      What's with that ugly tattoo?

      • MmmMaybe

        It's Marilyn monroe, and I believe she had it removed.

  • @nickinwarcal

    #11 woman logic

    • Rocks Off

      This would never happen because it would require women to give a shit.

  • chiverillo

    #28 Wow now that's a wonderful sight!

    • Kato

      Is she serving me the beer or is she serving herself?

    • AssHaterson

      I almost didn't notice the beer.

    • Danno

      It's a combination of my 2 favorite things. The Chive is toying with me.

    • VaderWRX

      Find her!

      • U serious bro

        Jordan carver. Come on chiver

  • wall-e

    parenting level: awesome

  • N2MotoX

    #3 Please….Can I play?

    • Bob

      not if you realise who this girlband is, lol.

  • snacksnack

    wow that was cool

  • Conreeze


  • Juicebox


  • Ryan

    #31 Wow

  • TheDude

    #3 is that a ghost on the upper right?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Just a sexy, sexy red head

      • ComonMan

        I would give a thumbs down but Chive fucked that up some how! What's up with that btw????? Fix it, that shit don't work on cell phones no more!!!

      • Blah

        So no soul?

        • SmokeyTheBear

          She doesn't need a soul for what I have in mind.

  • baddbuzz

    #26 flavored popcon

    • Ken

      Two of my favorite things…red heads and popcorn (bet you thought I was going to write bath tubs and top hats)…

    • Kodos

      non-artificial butter flavor?

    • Big Poppa

      do you have bacon flavoured popcorn in the US too?

      • Notme

        loose the U

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #12 YES WE CAN

    • Kodos


    • cacodaemon

      Please tell me that is a prototype hover board he is looking at . If not I will be sorely disappointed.

    • El_Hefe

      More like… "Still has no clue what he's doing!"

      • 0331

        That's why he is investing 60 bil into it.

        • TheDude


          • Mrmin24

            Is that OBAMA or the guy from Breaking Bad?

  • freddy boy

    #7 The Iliad was the fav book of Alexander the Great. Damn fine idea.

  • Tyrion Lannister

    Ah yes, the make believe world where people work.

    • penguin slayer

      Is that a hover board?

      • torontobackgroundgirl

        You betcha!

  • Peter Venkman

    #9 HOLY CRAP i want one!

    • Rocks Off

      If I saw that in my yard I'd run inside screaming like a little bitch.

      • you

        probably because you are a little btich.

    • TheDude

      To be honest, I don't think I want to live in a world where those exist.

  • notracist

    #17 amazing
    #21 etcha sketcha n*gga

    • Timmer

      I like woo ditty personally

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #29 They have to bring this show back. One of the most underrated shows ever!!

    • googleit

      they already are; announced a year ago. will show on exclusively on netflix

  • Arrested

    #29 bring it back!!!!!

    • chase

      it IS coming back, this spring, on netflix streaming.

  • Bath Salty Dog

    Does anybody "view as slideshow"?

  • tv_paul

    #26 Bag nah, I prefer to eat it right out of the box.

    • yup

      ha. I enjoyed it

  • TheDJ

    #24 Chuck Norris?!

  • tv_paul

    #17 Gargamel, come out to play-i-ay.

    • Mac

      The virginity is strong with this one

    • hamtime

      got nowhere to run to baby, nowhere to hide.

  • Mr. C

    #1 – not sure if the Orangutan was added later, but I am sure the bikini's were.

    • The_Dood
      • wkdfrog

        How the hell did you find that?!

        • The_Dood

          Tineye reverse image search. If that doesn't work, google image search.

    • zgl

      wow, good eye!

      • ??????


  • Kodos

    And they ask why we should go back to the Moon.


  • jodi

    holy fuck #22

    • Sneaks

      Don't get your hopes up, their lucky charms! Ha!

    • Michele

      I had that happen with Count Chocula. It tasted awful.

    • jbcrazylife

      NO KIDDING!!!!

    • Gradaddy

      as a kid i opened every box of lucky charms hoping to see a bag like this!

    • bob


      • oqsig99

        more like a pot of gold!

    • Frank Castle

      95lbs for $399……what a steal. I'm in for 3!

1 2 3
blog comments powered by Disqus