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Rare vintage photos of celebs (31 Photos)

October 5, 2012 | In: Celebrity, Interesting

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kenny

mitch fondles ham

0331

Go back to reddit hipster.

kenny

fuck reddit. and fuck hipsters.

Yume_girl

I can feel the temptation, but I'm not gonna say it….

GeeROiD

C'mon! You would have been the first one to say it!

guest

#11 2001 is vintage?

Mike

what about the one with lady gaga in it…
hi mom

Red Hot Chili Pepper's drummer from the early 90's

Hank Hill

Um, no. Will Ferrell.

black27696

I always wonder if Will Ferrell is tired. I mean…spiritually. Is he exhausted? Tired of acting the way he is in most movies? He's playing characters that have grown so much that they've become his image off set. Outside of movies he's still acting goofy. He's not. He's intelligent, but his entire life is now playing a part.

I would hate living in a way that never lets me stop performing.

a-nom

That's what happens when you're type-caste…it's aweful for sure. It's like Zach Galifianakis, amazing actor, very intelligent, then the Hangover happened…
tom

Besides that he sucks

Not_Today85

Stranger than Fiction was a good movie and he was serious in that. Had some other movie where he was funny but not over the top like Elf.
ry_linch

you obviously haven't seen Bored to Death, one the most underrated comedy series…

El_Hefe

George W

Tiber_Septim

#29 hey Travolta whatcha doin, Oh just hangin out

Jefffro

No, he's swinging!!!

SoBritish

Guess who's with him

Groumi

Gérard Depardieu?
Vent187

His massage therapist?

billyjack13

He's getting ready to suck that guys dick…. that's probably his masseuse

Dan

#25 You know Robert Downey Jr was on a ton of drugs back then. I mean who else would ride a horse to an award show?

Jefffro

That Sir, was hilarious!!!
bob

oh wow….another SJP is a horse joke…..you are sooooooo original

vandinz

There are only 3 full stops in an ellipsis.
@lackofabetter

I agree. Everytime, same ole joke
Woop

Uhhh it's all about presentation. And he presented this very well

From_The_Hip

Agreed. Brilliantly executed. I laughed.

TheDude

These jokes will never get old.

SOhioChiver

She has a nice body (horse noise) pbpbpbpbpbp

Mr. Somewhat Awesome

Seabiscuit!

Kzo

Is he trying to mimic her face?
Rob

Iron man something something horsepower something something.

pimpampet

What a beautifull pony!
suck me dry

all the way off is how far you should suck me

SAChiverSteven

Aaaaaaand you're still an idiot that seeks attention…..
You and Paula should get together….

savagecabbage

Screw you. She's mine

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

You're ALL MINE! My minions, MINE!!!1!

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "I think a weekly Paula gallery would be awesome, I mean who doesn't like camel toe?"

yourmom

love it
Yerp

Hey Paula, I have to know, how big is your dick?

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Oh so you DO care!?
18cm. True story.

Hugs,
Paula
- Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

smallchinaman

So you are not Asian, I have now narrowed your identity down by 2 billion people. Only a matter of time before I figure it out.

Ccard

I don't think your mother is responding to your requests. So you should stop now and KCCO.
I will

I love you SMD

http://www.facebook.com/Betz.23 Brandon Betz

#20 Nice "O" face! She's doing it right

keystone183

I gave her that.
SOhioChiver

Liv Tyler?

Blind_Eye13

Yep

Jefffro

#1. Nice to see Sarah Jessica Parker in her pony years. Downey Jr. must've done a metric fuck-ton of drugs to bed down with her ugly ass, ugh…

Ehh

I actually think she´s rather good looking in that pic. I would…

Dave

I agree! Didn't realise it was her until I saw them together in #25

Ccard

If she asked you to have sex with her I guarantee you would not hesitate. Stop hating. Beauty is a light switch away.
Canucks_Rule

i still don't see it.

TheDude

Yeah, Canucks suck a fat rod

Canucks_Rule

ya, one-bite brownies are overrated.

LILY

true! but damn is robert downey sexy!
JackBurton

You wish you ever got to fuck a girl halfway as good looking as her. I thinks I smell a virgin talking chit!
Rubberbandman

Damn, Sarah was hot then

Mr X

#20 surprise buttsex

SOhioChiver

isn't it always?
Kato

I bet she's the proud owner of that chair from Burn After Reading.

Guest

#18 I'm guessing that's not the only thing that he has put in Ben's mouth!!

Homer

Let me see it before you swallow Ben.
B-to-the-H

That pic is begging to be photoshopped.

Bill

Others have said this and I concur, CAPTIONS! Not everyone knows who these people are!

SOhioChiver

if you need to know, just post the pic number with a # in front of it and ask such as "Who is #8" or google the pic

zibadindindin

fuck me SJP is looking good on #1 ..like a high school sweetheart

savagecabbage

So your high school sweetheart looked like a foot? or a horse. Whichever you prefer
Lilbluecar

If thats the case, I don't even want to know what you think about Mr. Ed

zibadindindin

Google 'Mr. Hands' Then you will know how I feel about Mr. Ed.

savagecabbage

#1 is that a tan line on sjp? Still looks like a foot

Ccard

Maybe she's a pinto.
JackBurton

You'd hit that and you know it. Quit trying to be funny. Maybe in her older stage she isnt good looking but she was cute as fuck.

Eww

I would hit it, but still bag it.

MonkeyMadness

#10 No idea who she is. It would have been nice to list who all these people are, even though you think we know them. Half of these people had me scratching my head.

Suss

Hellen Mirren – google image search is your friend

MonkeyMadness

Ok, so how do you search an image if you have no idea who to search for?

OK Chiver

Open google, click image, drag image over to the tab and drop.

http://twitter.com/Onoku @Onoku

Holy shit. You just changed my life forever.
Bhodi

This is going to take Find Her to a whole nother level
NorCal420

NO WAY! Thank you Baby Jesus
Woop

Mind Blown. This take porn search to a whole new level.
WallE

Impressive… but all I got in the results was the fact that this picture was posted here and on a few related sites… not who the picture was.

Still impressive. I'm gonna try it with my facebook pics!

theoneone

you have to drag the picture to google images. it does come up as hellen mirren.

Better than

It works, because dragging a picture of Sting gets you #19

Ribsta

You also have to click the image first. If you drag the image from this page, you will just copy the link. Click the image here to get to the actual picture, and drag and drop that.

cacodaemon

Oh sweet baby Jesus! I never even thought to try that. Where was the genius insight before I wasted sooo many sad, sad hours! Thank you.

owen

It doesn't work. It brings back up the Chive website with the same image. it does not identify the image at all.

Kato

go to Google Image search not just Google.

Chuck

That's Dame Hellen Mirren.
Tim

Holy shit, she's hot for 67 years old. Deborah Harry is also 67. I'd do 'em both.

ScottishYankee

Helen Mirren

MonkeyMadness

Thank you

Thank you.

muddbutt

drag and drop it into the search bar

Daith_Lee

How is it I been on the internet since the AOL days and DID NOT KNOW THIS TIDBIT?!

Gerrit

Well, it is something recent. One or two years I think

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=678012713 Ryan Brown

Jeebus! Are the nineties considered "vintage" now?! I'm from the eighties so I'm damn near historical.

VCB

Unfortunately, yes. I was in a thrift store a couple of weeks ago and I kept seeing "vintage" 90s clothes.
BeachBoard681

Ugh I was trying to avoid the crisis after the quarter life crisis. Nail in coffin!

svp

#19. Rare? Vintage?

GI Joe

Vintage Fail……..
jaja

It's so last year!
k.c.

lady gagas parents dropping her off at the prom?

tralfaz

#6 He'll save every one of us…

Steve

Too much Epic in this photo!
dan

Who are they? I think the moustache might be Freddy Mercury, but not sure.

Karalaz Arwernios

Freddy Mercury and Elton John

LawnGuyLand

You mean Elton John, Freddie Mercury and a large reptile in Mr. Mercury's pants.

http://twitter.com/weavty1 @weavty1

massive erection. LMFAO. go figure…. And shortly after this photo was taken, Mr. Mercury was diagnosed with AIDS. trolololol. (Amazing singer though lol)

SofaKingAwesome

#18 #20 are begging to be photo shopped!
joeybastardo

Not sure if you know exactly what vintage means.
Gallus

#10 – Helen was young once. Somehow, I keep forgetting that.

#23 – The ageless Demi. I loved her then, I love her still.

GI Joe

Pre-tit Demi…..
Kodos

original parts Demi, yes… Dame Helen, still would.
Yak Surfer

Watch Helen in Caligula. Nice!

VCB

Who's in the pic with Madge?

2sticks

that's her brother, Christopher Ciccone

VCB

Oh, thanks. I was thinking it was Arno Vosloo.

DirtTurner

#24 Why is Jude Law standing on Archer's balcony with an umbrella? What if someone needs to toss Woodhouse's clothes over the railing? He'd be in the way.

Mr.mischief

Hahahahahaha…I was thinking the same thing, Archer is fucking awsome!
Scorpio

That is flawless Pennsylvania Bluestone, isn't it?
TheDude

Jude Law is such a woman
guest

"there are two things we don't allow in here Woodhouse, dogs and my mother." I think they just found number three…

GI Joe

Vintage? You keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means……

JTMoney

If you're going to make a Princess Bride reference on the internet, you should probably do it correctly or suffer the wrath of the internets.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means."

freddy boy

#23 Always wondered what all the hubbub was about Demi Moore; now I see. Oh, and Chive, captions okay?

truth

Isn't nearly the hottest photo of Demi in her prime.
SOhioChiver

she will always be prime to me

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