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Good thing nobody will ever know your tan is fake (25 Photos)

October 8, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot

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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot

deadpool

#24 should fix her breats if she's such a rich girl

Kato

The milk's gone bad!

whos.mike

VERY FUCKING BAD…. I am glad someone else pointed this one out. Her pic has been floating around for a while now, with the breasts cut off. Now I can see why.
Max

They look like two fried eggs nailed to a wall.

Rye

Her breats eh? I didn't see one in the picture.

Tiber_Septim

Kill them with Fire! #2 #8 #10 #12 #17

gma

Exactly my reaction; perfect examples of why flamethrowers were invented.

Mhens83

They already look like they were hit by a flamethrower!!

JeXeL22

You forgot one #13
DickFister

Who knew there were so many cases of leather sofas raping raisins?
missed it

#9 how could you not include her…….it….that thing. It is the stuff of nightmares

Winston

#13 for fucks sake

Shak

Please tell me that's her tongue…

AveryJoe

Nope, it's her liver. Attempting, once again, to escape while looking for sustenance.

RickJames

she has a big fuckin head
Ash

Looks like the alien who dresses up as a woman in Mars Attaks!
madfiction

nope not for the sake of anything

suck me dry

all the way offffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

yo mammie

Your comments always surprise me…in a bad way
ShakeyTheMoyle

I always get a stupid chuckle from you…thanks^_^
Louie

You're the best, keep it up, keep it all the way up

http://www.facebook.com/SnyderAndrew Andrew Snyder

I feel like i'm in the shitty, disgusting part of youtube
Txchivr

#10
Isn't tan. She's just a coal miner!

derek

i got the black lung pop

Jswizzle

Lol

dave

Oompa loompa doompa dah dee

because their orange

Jinx! you owe me some coke.

because their orange

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo

slurms mckenzie

grunka lunka dunkety darmed guards

Secret ingredient

Lolololololol

M4jestic

#10 damn, that's awful

dave

peking duck

Fall

White skin is so beautiful, why would any sane person want to ruin it? Never mind, they all look fucking crazy

Livin' Legend

Agreed, Uncle Ruckus!
futthewuck

LOL congratulations, you just shitted on the entire black and hispanic population. LOL

Iggy Catalpa

Not really, stop being so PC and sensitive. Besides, what did he say that WASN'T true?

mtwaddell

#20 is Scotland's "No.1 Male Barbie" apparently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-VW1XZwF80

Sean

Haha I thought it was a lesbian
Big D

Really? Kill him with fire!
Go go

Galo Sengen

http://www.facebook.com/stephen.davidson.7 Stephen Davidson

Dorito raped!
nbree

Looks like there's a few missing from the Chocolate Factory..
Randy Bushmaster

#5. Still would.

fabio

Yep
savagecabbage

God yeah
Matt

i concur
PiratesFan

Isabelle Stromberg
AllTaco

kinda looks like Reese Witherfork

Jak

#11 I really enjoy this face

M.C.

Her severe stupidity has always made me soft.

http://www.facebook.com/david.w.smith.5623 David Weston Smith

#10 I'm fairly sure this is a piss take…I hope!

waydownunder

I'm fairly sure quite a few of them are.

yo mammie

Is it Halloween ALREADY? Are you going as a carrot?
markbrev

#1
From pretty to pretty fucking awful in one simple step

AlaricMorgan

I agree, good sir.
DUBU2DEATH

Wait, so which side is the pretty one?
Gradaddy

from ugly to fugly
Debop

there's such thing as a happy median…. just saying
Sammy

wow.. you people are way more mean on the Chive than the viewers on the berry lol

ThDude

These people deserve it
Cheez

Is this the real Sammy? Like Sammy B?

Sammy

sadly yes cheez lol

Cheez

Your famous, you made the Chive! Haters gunna Hate though what are you going to do.

Sammy

Yeah I mean the original pic I wasn't THAT orange.. someone messed with the tint or hue or something, but either way, glad I am not that tan anymore. and I think this whole thing is kinda funny!

Cheez

Have a lot of people you know seen it? Is your phone blowing up?

Sammy

way too many people have seen it! I'm sitting next to a friend in class that just asked me "so have you ever heard of the chive.com?" lol!

creance

#2
nothing that a brown bag cant fix…

Big D

Or a kick in the face

Elfantom

#6 Seems legit for me.

M.C.

Agreed. Except those stupid-ass glasses.

BigManJones

#24 looks like a villain from a douchebag comic book
Coop

#24 rich girl my ass. Queen of the trailerpark !
http://6-month-transformation.blogspot.com/ goldengekko1

#5 might be fake tan but 1 shes damn cute and 2 at least she does look like the muppets tan in #2
freddy boy

#2 I was gonna say burn it with fire but apparently that's already been tried.

socalmarti

LOL!!!!! That's why the sad face, it hurts!!!!

Bassmint_Stile

There's not enough fire in the world to kill all these.

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