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A low down ‘n dirty good time will ensue (36 Photos)

October 9, 2012 | In: Funny, Low Down Dirty

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  • suck me dry

    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuck me all the way off

    • GeeROiD

      I like this guy

      • TheDude

        Me too. What's up with all the thumbs down people?

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      You should run for Pres.

  • Gustopher

    #3 I have the weirdest woody right now…

    • imdowngetme

      Nice one fag

    • Yoselahonda

      No, that tree does.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #13 3rd world mobile phones, your argument is invalid

    • true

      third world countries don't have paved roads

      • lat297

        Yes they do. They just don't go anywhere…

    • pickled puppy

      Am I the only one who thought of Bill and Teds excellent adventure?

  • SAChiverSteven

    #5 Find Her!

    • aaa

      oh ffs grow up

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      better for Brazzers than #31

      • Lyrical Panda

        "semen in the air…"

    • Notknowing

      Why? She dosen't swallow…

  • lat297

    #36 It wasn't easy, it took a while, but I eventually cracked one off to that.

    • Tothe

      How is it that the same joke, told over and over is funny? At least try to be clever. "It wasn't easy, it took awhile, but I eventually shot some web."

      Step your game up.

      • lat297

        You're absolutely right. That would have been much funnier. Well done.

      • Yerp

        It's funny no matter how you word it. Never gets old. Plus, I haven't heard it in a while.

    • Doug

      My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…

  • jcd

    #4 The first step is admitting you have a problem man

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #15 They forgot "Craven Morehead"

    • Dick Head

      Richard Crainium

    • Ehh

      Ivana Humpalot

      • abakala

        Heywood Jablome

        • rick

          Justin Sider

          • TDub66

            Dixon Cider

    • bigd

      mike oxlarge

  • 'Merica

    Most of these pictures weren't funny the first dozen times you posted them on the chive, why chive why. I don't care about taking picture from the rest of the web, that how the internet works,but why the fuck do you post the same ones over and over on your own site!

    • truth

      You don't pay a subscription to this blog so why should they provide reliably original content, without repetition, multiple times a day? Seriously, you don't have to go away mad…just go away.

    • guest

      Enjoy what you like. Ignore the rest. Works for me. This is an exceptional site. KCCO

    • Yerp

      Can you please stop bitching, it's giving me a headache

  • Jefffro

    #17.) Everybody knows Amish girls give the best handjobs! All that butter churning…

    • RocCity

      Why the negatives? That joke is funny sir.

    • Notknowing

      Never underestimate the good ol' reach around.

  • Ryan

    #13 if The Doctor was just a normal guy.

    • grumpy

      Worst. Tardis. Ever.

  • M4jestic

    #23 looks like the dog didnt like her

    • H-Town

      No, he's just watering her boobs to make them grow

  • Nevenem

    #23 someone will be pissed in 3, 2, 1…

    • Dan

      i think you mean someone will be pissed ON

      • Achoo

        I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on!

  • jim

    #32 brazzers

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #32 #18 #7 #5 so many could be from brazzers

  • Jamie

    I like the part where they reused pictures. Contempt for your audience is the way to go! KCACO!

    • Cunt

      Jamie how about you fuck off already?

    • TheDude

      Quit putting the "A" in KCCO you dork.

  • ChukDee

    #20 the Chinese only come here and buy name brands because they know if they buy in China it's 99% gonna by fake

    • Marko

      And even those original products are usually from China…

    • DaddyD

      I was in Egypt with my Chinese girlfriend, and the first thing she did when buying souvenirs was check to make sure they were NOT from China. In the big Cairo tourist market, Khan Al-ka-lili, about 50% of what was on sale was made in China.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Ain't all the Chinese already over here anyway's.

  • ChukDee

    #32 oooohhhh yeah!!! She's a squirter!!

  • 0331

    Best show on TV #35

    "You father killed a hamster"
    "Was it in self defense?"
    "Did it disrespect you woman?"

    • Plurp

      Taco on the toilet!

    • _HypoLuxa_

      Bob's F'n Burgers.

  • https://www.facebook.com/aaronrampowell Aaron Powell

    I'm the guy in #1, meaning that's actually me performing my stand up. My life is complete!!! KCCO

    • Ehh

      Well done Aaron! :)

      • Aaron

        Thanks a lot, everyone can follow me on my twitter machine at @aaronhasspoken

    • Jamie

      It's "KCACO," dude.

      • Cunt

        New material, please for the love of god Jamie.

      • JamieSucks

        Fuckin lame…

    • A.J.R

      Congrats dude! Will have to listen to your stand up… KCCO

    • Bizret

      Maybe next time you can get some original material: http://ruminations.com/ruminations/95949#comments

      • Josh

        Hmmm…

        It's possible he was the one that submitted that rumination. I'd like to hear from Aaron though!

        • Aaron

          I honestly never heard of that site until just now, however when you think about the joke itself they're similar and different and everyone thinks McDonald's is kinda gross. I've heard a billion jokes from different comedians that were similar, I'm just happy to make the Chive with my version of it.

        • Bizret

          Nope, because I did. However, he's right, pretty much every joke ever is recycled. It's just that I've said like 8 funny things on the Internet ever, so I'm a little territorial on that one.
          Congrats on the stand up, Aaron, sincerely.

          • Josh

            Way to KCCO Bizret! I'd like to hear the other 7! :-)

          • Aaron

            Thanks a lot man, I really appreciate it.

    • sfb101

      Good story bro…

    • mattythegooch

      Making Az proud, Aaron!

    • Hrdwood

      Anyone who makes the world a better place through humor is definitely "Chive Worthy." Way to go Aaron.

    • Brendan

      Welcome to the Chive good sir!

      • Aaron

        It's good to be here

    • Jon

      Jim gaffigan dude. Rewording doesn't count bro

  • Slim Jim

    #32, even she knows how much fun it is.

  • TheDJ

    #7 Old, but …
    Trip to Paris – $1500
    City tour – $150
    Seeing you daughter shoving the Eiffel Tower up her ass – PRICELESS

  • Jay

    #5 someone please photoshop that

    #7 just the tip

    • Leeks

      I will never understand the thought process that goes, "You know what this picture of a girl getting squirted in the face could really use? A dick."

  • Meertnnn

    #18 Hahahaha brilliant!

    • V4Vendetta14

      Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus or the Vanilla Paste?

      Vanilla paste vanilla paste!! Noooooo not thecuttlefish noooooooooo mmmmfffffffffff.

  • Doctor_What

    #8 sets a new standard for what passes as English. Four errors in a six-word sentence. Congratulations!

    • :D : /

      ^ sets an obvious standard for what people with English majors end up doing with their lives. Congratulations!

    • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

      Why do they call it "LubriCANTS"?

      • Ouch

        are you saying it should be "cunts?"

        • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

          Um…nope.

          Maybe I was being too subtle there.

  • ChivetteHeather

    #32 where was i?!

    • TheBatman

      In prison for being a pedo?

      Justice.

      • Robin

        Yes, they are obviously prepubescent. And you're the one that hangs out with young boys Batman.

        Prejudging.

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