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A low down ‘n dirty good time will ensue (36 Photos)

October 9, 2012 | In: Funny, Low Down Dirty

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Category: Funny, Low Down Dirty

suck me dry

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuck me all the way off

GeeROiD

I like this guy

TheDude

Me too. What's up with all the thumbs down people?

Gonasiphaherpalitis

You should run for Pres.

Gustopher

#3 I have the weirdest woody right now…

imdowngetme

Nice one fag
Yoselahonda

No, that tree does.

Tiber_Septim

#13 3rd world mobile phones, your argument is invalid

true

third world countries don't have paved roads

lat297

Yes they do. They just don't go anywhere…

pickled puppy

Am I the only one who thought of Bill and Teds excellent adventure?

SAChiverSteven

#5 Find Her!

aaa

oh ffs grow up
http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

better for Brazzers than #31

Lyrical Panda

"semen in the air…"

Notknowing

Why? She dosen't swallow…

lat297

#36 It wasn't easy, it took a while, but I eventually cracked one off to that.

Tothe

How is it that the same joke, told over and over is funny? At least try to be clever. "It wasn't easy, it took awhile, but I eventually shot some web."

Step your game up.

lat297

You're absolutely right. That would have been much funnier. Well done.
Yerp

It's funny no matter how you word it. Never gets old. Plus, I haven't heard it in a while.

Doug

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…

jcd

#4 The first step is admitting you have a problem man
Rusty Shackleford

#15 They forgot "Craven Morehead"

Dick Head

Richard Crainium
Ehh

Ivana Humpalot

abakala

Heywood Jablome

rick

Justin Sider

TDub66

Dixon Cider

bigd

mike oxlarge

'Merica

Most of these pictures weren't funny the first dozen times you posted them on the chive, why chive why. I don't care about taking picture from the rest of the web, that how the internet works,but why the fuck do you post the same ones over and over on your own site!

truth

You don't pay a subscription to this blog so why should they provide reliably original content, without repetition, multiple times a day? Seriously, you don't have to go away mad…just go away.
guest

Enjoy what you like. Ignore the rest. Works for me. This is an exceptional site. KCCO
Yerp

Can you please stop bitching, it's giving me a headache

Jefffro

#17.) Everybody knows Amish girls give the best handjobs! All that butter churning…

RocCity

Why the negatives? That joke is funny sir.
Notknowing

Never underestimate the good ol' reach around.

Ryan

#13 if The Doctor was just a normal guy.

grumpy

Worst. Tardis. Ever.

M4jestic

#23 looks like the dog didnt like her

H-Town

No, he's just watering her boobs to make them grow

Nevenem

#23 someone will be pissed in 3, 2, 1…

Dan

i think you mean someone will be pissed ON

Achoo

I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on!

jim

#32 brazzers
http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

#32 #18 #7 #5 so many could be from brazzers
Jamie

I like the part where they reused pictures. Contempt for your audience is the way to go! KCACO!

Cunt

Jamie how about you fuck off already?
TheDude

Quit putting the "A" in KCCO you dork.

ChukDee

#20 the Chinese only come here and buy name brands because they know if they buy in China it's 99% gonna by fake

Marko

And even those original products are usually from China…
DaddyD

I was in Egypt with my Chinese girlfriend, and the first thing she did when buying souvenirs was check to make sure they were NOT from China. In the big Cairo tourist market, Khan Al-ka-lili, about 50% of what was on sale was made in China.
Gonasiphaherpalitis

Ain't all the Chinese already over here anyway's.

ChukDee

#32 oooohhhh yeah!!! She's a squirter!!
0331

Best show on TV #35

"You father killed a hamster"
"Was it in self defense?"
"Did it disrespect you woman?"

Plurp

Taco on the toilet!
_HypoLuxa_

Bob's F'n Burgers.

https://www.facebook.com/aaronrampowell Aaron Powell

I'm the guy in #1, meaning that's actually me performing my stand up. My life is complete!!! KCCO

Ehh

Well done Aaron!

Aaron

Thanks a lot, everyone can follow me on my twitter machine at @aaronhasspoken

Jamie

It's "KCACO," dude.

Cunt

New material, please for the love of god Jamie.
JamieSucks

Fuckin lame…

A.J.R

Congrats dude! Will have to listen to your stand up… KCCO
Bizret

Maybe next time you can get some original material: http://ruminations.com/ruminations/95949#comments

Josh

Hmmm…

It's possible he was the one that submitted that rumination. I'd like to hear from Aaron though!

Aaron

I honestly never heard of that site until just now, however when you think about the joke itself they're similar and different and everyone thinks McDonald's is kinda gross. I've heard a billion jokes from different comedians that were similar, I'm just happy to make the Chive with my version of it.
Bizret

Nope, because I did. However, he's right, pretty much every joke ever is recycled. It's just that I've said like 8 funny things on the Internet ever, so I'm a little territorial on that one.
Congrats on the stand up, Aaron, sincerely.

Josh

Way to KCCO Bizret! I'd like to hear the other 7!
Aaron

Thanks a lot man, I really appreciate it.

sfb101

Good story bro…
mattythegooch

Making Az proud, Aaron!
Hrdwood

Anyone who makes the world a better place through humor is definitely "Chive Worthy." Way to go Aaron.
Brendan

Welcome to the Chive good sir!

Aaron

It's good to be here

Jon

Jim gaffigan dude. Rewording doesn't count bro

Slim Jim

#32, even she knows how much fun it is.
TheDJ

#7 Old, but …
Trip to Paris – $1500
City tour – $150
Seeing you daughter shoving the Eiffel Tower up her ass – PRICELESS
Jay

#5 someone please photoshop that

#7 just the tip

Leeks

I will never understand the thought process that goes, "You know what this picture of a girl getting squirted in the face could really use? A dick."

Meertnnn

#18 Hahahaha brilliant!

V4Vendetta14

Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus or the Vanilla Paste?

Vanilla paste vanilla paste!! Noooooo not thecuttlefish noooooooooo mmmmfffffffffff.

Doctor_What

#8 sets a new standard for what passes as English. Four errors in a six-word sentence. Congratulations!

:D : /

^ sets an obvious standard for what people with English majors end up doing with their lives. Congratulations!
http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

Why do they call it "LubriCANTS"?

Ouch

are you saying it should be "cunts?"

http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

Um…nope.

Maybe I was being too subtle there.

ChivetteHeather

#32 where was i?!

TheBatman

In prison for being a pedo?

Justice.

Robin

Yes, they are obviously prepubescent. And you're the one that hangs out with young boys Batman.

Prejudging.

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