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October 9, 2012 |
In: Funny, Low Down Dirty
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Category: Funny, Low Down Dirty
sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuck me all the way off
I like this guy
Me too. What's up with all the thumbs down people?
You should run for Pres.
#3 I have the weirdest woody right now…
Nice one fag
No, that tree does.
#13 3rd world mobile phones, your argument is invalid
third world countries don't have paved roads
Yes they do. They just don't go anywhere…
Am I the only one who thought of Bill and Teds excellent adventure?
#5 Find Her!
oh ffs grow up
better for Brazzers than #31
"semen in the air…"
Why? She dosen't swallow…
#36 It wasn't easy, it took a while, but I eventually cracked one off to that.
How is it that the same joke, told over and over is funny? At least try to be clever. "It wasn't easy, it took awhile, but I eventually shot some web."
Step your game up.
You're absolutely right. That would have been much funnier. Well done.
It's funny no matter how you word it. Never gets old. Plus, I haven't heard it in a while.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…
#4 The first step is admitting you have a problem man
#15 They forgot "Craven Morehead"
Most of these pictures weren't funny the first dozen times you posted them on the chive, why chive why. I don't care about taking picture from the rest of the web, that how the internet works,but why the fuck do you post the same ones over and over on your own site!
You don't pay a subscription to this blog so why should they provide reliably original content, without repetition, multiple times a day? Seriously, you don't have to go away mad…just go away.
Enjoy what you like. Ignore the rest. Works for me. This is an exceptional site. KCCO
Can you please stop bitching, it's giving me a headache
#17.) Everybody knows Amish girls give the best handjobs! All that butter churning…
Why the negatives? That joke is funny sir.
Never underestimate the good ol' reach around.
#13 if The Doctor was just a normal guy.
Worst. Tardis. Ever.
#23 looks like the dog didnt like her
No, he's just watering her boobs to make them grow
#23 someone will be pissed in 3, 2, 1…
i think you mean someone will be pissed ON
I'd rather be pissed off than pissed on!
#32 #18 #7 #5 so many could be from brazzers
I like the part where they reused pictures. Contempt for your audience is the way to go! KCACO!
Jamie how about you fuck off already?
Quit putting the "A" in KCCO you dork.
#20 the Chinese only come here and buy name brands because they know if they buy in China it's 99% gonna by fake
And even those original products are usually from China…
I was in Egypt with my Chinese girlfriend, and the first thing she did when buying souvenirs was check to make sure they were NOT from China. In the big Cairo tourist market, Khan Al-ka-lili, about 50% of what was on sale was made in China.
Ain't all the Chinese already over here anyway's.
#32 oooohhhh yeah!!! She's a squirter!!
Best show on TV #35
"You father killed a hamster"
"Was it in self defense?"
"Did it disrespect you woman?"
Taco on the toilet!
Bob's F'n Burgers.
I'm the guy in #1, meaning that's actually me performing my stand up. My life is complete!!! KCCO
Well done Aaron!
Thanks a lot, everyone can follow me on my twitter machine at @aaronhasspoken
It's "KCACO," dude.
New material, please for the love of god Jamie.
Congrats dude! Will have to listen to your stand up… KCCO
Maybe next time you can get some original material: http://ruminations.com/ruminations/95949#comments
It's possible he was the one that submitted that rumination. I'd like to hear from Aaron though!
I honestly never heard of that site until just now, however when you think about the joke itself they're similar and different and everyone thinks McDonald's is kinda gross. I've heard a billion jokes from different comedians that were similar, I'm just happy to make the Chive with my version of it.
Nope, because I did. However, he's right, pretty much every joke ever is recycled. It's just that I've said like 8 funny things on the Internet ever, so I'm a little territorial on that one.
Congrats on the stand up, Aaron, sincerely.
Way to KCCO Bizret! I'd like to hear the other 7!
Thanks a lot man, I really appreciate it.
Good story bro…
Making Az proud, Aaron!
Anyone who makes the world a better place through humor is definitely "Chive Worthy." Way to go Aaron.
Welcome to the Chive good sir!
It's good to be here
Jim gaffigan dude. Rewording doesn't count bro
#32, even she knows how much fun it is.
#7 Old, but …
Trip to Paris – $1500
City tour – $150
Seeing you daughter shoving the Eiffel Tower up her ass – PRICELESS
#5 someone please photoshop that
#7 just the tip
I will never understand the thought process that goes, "You know what this picture of a girl getting squirted in the face could really use? A dick."
#18 Hahahaha brilliant!
Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus or the Vanilla Paste?
Vanilla paste vanilla paste!! Noooooo not thecuttlefish noooooooooo mmmmfffffffffff.
#8 sets a new standard for what passes as English. Four errors in a six-word sentence. Congratulations!
^ sets an obvious standard for what people with English majors end up doing with their lives. Congratulations!
Why do they call it "LubriCANTS"?
are you saying it should be "cunts?"
Maybe I was being too subtle there.
#32 where was i?!
In prison for being a pedo?
Yes, they are obviously prepubescent. And you're the one that hangs out with young boys Batman.
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