The internet is right 100% of the time, all the time (29 Photos)

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    This appalls me, maybe.

    • FunKiller

      Does that mean you're Canadian?

      • Cheetos


  • Justin Lentz

    #19 is the damn truth

    • HumpDan

      That's bush league,

      If you really want to mess with a friend. Go to a girls photo album who he likes and is trying to impress… go back three or four years in her photos… find a bikini picture and "like" it and then write something like "you had a great body four years ago."

      • Emperordirt

        YES THAT^

      • FunKiller

        Hahaa, awesome! I see a lot of my friends lately shitting their pants……chicks too.

        • OzarksChiver

          You must live in a nursing home…

          • FunKiller

            Umm, I prefer the term "assisted living."

    • that guy


    • That guy

      I prefer to xzibit meme bomb people

  • Katie O

    all true stories

  • Kyle C.

    #21 wouldn't blame him the way this country's headed…

    • Jimmy da Hat

      As a fellow Canadian Chiver I howled at this…. because it is TRUE!!!! (both the photo and Kyle!)

      • Kyle C.

        sorry to disappoint, i'm not Canadian lol just don't blame Cpt America for jumpin' the border

      • Ash

        I'll 2nd those sentiments 🙂

      • drink beer

        You are a dick

    • Lunch_Box

      Bullshit, Cap doesn't run to the border. Neither Canada nor Taco Bell.

    • 1812 ftw

      Capt. Canadian….apologizing for when Wolverine tourched the whitehouse.

  • r00s7a

    #20 They put Lindsay Lohan's vagina on youtube? I didn't think you could do that…

    • sketchent

      oh you!

  • ChivetteKellie

    #29 Reminds me of the jump today.

    • weaksauce

      but he did it before it was cool 😛

      • Mudmonkey

        Lt. Col. John Stapp. The true original badass, not only did he make this jump with a leak in one of his gloves but his rocket sled deceleration tests were crazy and resulted in the crash test dummy. Amazing man.

        • neelsvanpk

          Delayed…. 😦

        • Jesus

          Actually this is Joe Kittinger. He made this jump during Project Excelsior.

          • Mudmonkey

            ^ You are correct, my error.

            • thrillho

              It's the Dayvan Cowboy:

              • OzarksChiver

                Now that's badass, no shit!

          • @JHay97

            he's also on Consultant on the red bull stratos project, he's been working with felix for the last two yrs.

    • spliggs

      Joe Kittinger: note the extra large parachute to handle the weight of two giant brass balls…

    • Byron_Black

      I am ok with being "you" in this picture.

  • whyme1973

    #29 Fuck….That.

    • jr.

      If I could I totally would!

      • jr.

        I'd jump, just to clarify for some of you!

  • BigPup

    #17 Granola eating, latte drinking, Toms wearing, smug ass apple owners.

    • Meh

      I drink my coffee with just a little half and half, I hate granola, toms are for bitches but yeah I guess I am a bit smug. I still love my iPad and iPhone.

    • Fastbackstang

      I drink my coffee strong and black, I smoke Marlboro Reds, I am a front end mechanic, and I love my iPhone.

      • dirtysteve

        Coffee and smokes don't make you cool, they make you a jittery hipster addict.

        • Steve

          I don't think he is a hipster. He is a mechanic. Hipsters cannot do manual labor.

          • OzarksChiver

            And he's got a fast-back Mustang, according to his poster name. Hipsters likely aren't car guys, other than driving one.

    • The Truth

      I'm a bacon eating, beer drinking, flip-flop wearing, apple owner…Weird that I don't fall into your category of PRODUCTS…

    • Boise Chiver

      I drink coffee that is black, drive a Lexus, wear slacks and nice shoes to work, chew Copenhagen…I guess I kinda fit your profile. Damn, I'm a smug ass apple owner, someone pass me a pair of black rim glasses and a PBR.

    • Lunch_Box

      Granola hating, non latte drinking, non Toms wearing, Apple hating hipster ass-hats.

      Nothing wrong with Granola, I don't drink coffee, not sure what Toms are, but I do own an iPhone.

    • FunKiller

      Granola's alright, (what's the difference between a latte and a coffee???), Toms….meh, I'll stick to my flops, I've never been called "smug" but I guess there's a first time for everything…..oh, and I have 2 iPhones (one's for work), an iPod, an iPad, and a MacBook Air…..but I did put Windows 7 on it!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Black coffee, flip flops or Doc Martins…..Fuckin Droid Razr-havin muther-fucker. Hate Apple.

    • notahipsterdouche

      Granola us a tasty snack, I get down on a good latte, my Toms are the most comfy shoes I own and I Fucking hate iPhones. Your argument is invalid.

    • MylesofStyles

      I find that Bourbon, Partagas Serie D number 4's, bloody steaks, and red wine go well with my HTC Android BECAUSE IT RUNS FLASH LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER.

    • Derpin

      BTW, your mom loves watching videos on my iPad. She says hi.

    • Lunch_Box

      Wow, there is a lot of little hipster bitches down voting people that don't fit into there idea of an apple owner, so sad for the little hipster bitches that hate a company because it does well and feels that it is cool to do so. It's so easy and fun to make fun of little hipster bitches. Go ahead, down vote me and cry as you realize you are the little hipster bitch I am talking about.

      • Ned Flanders

        Apple is just this decade's Microsoft. In a few years everyone will be hating on Google… I was in IT back in 1998 and you would have been thought insane to own Apple stock. Shit changes…

        • Lunch_Box

          True, but it's still fun to give them hell over it, they get so upset and there little hipster hearts swell with anger.

      • pleb

        Take it to Oprah bitch.

      • Lunch_Box

        Well, there is at least 9 little hipster bitches that we know of.

    • ninechive
      • V4Vendetta14

        Quit it already…

  • bob_the_cook

    #22- Just sent this to my wife. She was not amused… great… one more thing to bring back later.

    • ChivetteHeather

      Hahah you are brave!

      • KyleGamgee

        That's one word for it…

    • Mike Hunt

      I'm going to throw this one out in my next fight with my GF, she loves to bring up old shit.

  • GeeROiD

    Can I get sucked off too?

    • Jen

      all the way off?

  • Stumpy

    Not getting #12

    • dragon2777

      Men just go to the bathroom while women always have to take a pic in the mirror of the bathroom. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

      • Aaron

        Excellent G.I. Joe reference!

      • Real American Hero

        The other half of the battle is violence.

  • dragon2777

    #22 mad me laugh harder than I should have

  • Dads


  • tv_paul

    #1 And people pissed away good money to see this sh*t movie too.

    • patrick907

      how dare you water world was amazing

      • Ouch!

        Waterworld sucked that one dude all the way off

      • tv_paul

        If you saw it on tv it may be passable but those of us that paid to see it…well.

        1995 Razzie awards:
        SHOWGIRLS – 13 Nominations / 7 "Wins" (Two New RAZZIE Records!)
        SCARLET LETTER – 7 Nominations, 1 "Win"
        WATERWORLD – 4 Nominations, 1 "Win"
        CONGO – 7 Nominations / NO "Wins"
        IT'S PAT! – 5 Nominations, NO "Wins"

        • testudo321

          WOW! Waterworld lost to It's Pat! o.0

      • MylesofStyles

        Water World was as amazing as every movie starring Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.

  • yam

    What a fun day! Great posts.

  • The Truth

    Too bad there is no more "How to Catch a Predator" #25

    • V4Vendetta14

      That show never got old. They were always surprised… They should have followed it with footage of the sentencing phases of the pedo's trial.

      • who cares

        Unfortunately, during the trials (for those that didn't plea) many of the those who were arrested on the show had the testimony of their chats thrown out due to mistakes made by the online watch dog group… Many agencies have a division that will spend part of their time out trolling, and occasionally they can get an perv to meet one of the them. The take down is amusing…

    • Joe Fobeets

      Those are DEA agents.

  • Littlet

    #22 and #28 – right on!

  • Ouchmaker

    #1 Still warm huh?

    • Ouch!

      That was actually pretty funny.

  • ChivetteHeather

    #3 too cute

  • jessed


  • HumpDan

    Pls.. #14 nobody has zoomed in on google earth very fast.

  • Big Poppa

    #29 that awkward moment you realise someone has shoved a bookcase up your ass….time to jump.

  • jbcrazylife

    #13 Just another reason why i hate facebook!!!

    • dirtysteve

      You seem to be missing the point.

    • Charter896

      Funny, I never see the Prophet Muhammad insulted on the Chive.

      • DaddyD

        Muhammad is insulted by 90% of the pics here.

      • shogoki

        To be honest, this is not really insulting



    • sleepysteve

      I liked it better when the post title was interENT. twas brilliant, you should have left it alone guy

  • chex

    interent…? anyone?

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