A few pointers to make pumpkin carving/design a cinch (14 Photos &Video)

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And now this is how you turn a pumpkin into a keg…

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  • suck me dry

    suck me offffff

    • Robzombie

      Actually i'm not hating you as much as I do the "FIRST" people

    • chiveadmin
    • Dennis

      I see what your doing your trying to be like Paula but you cannot because you are boring. She's annoying there is a difference. You are nothing.

      • Yerp

        You must be new here Dennis.

    • ChivetoSurvive

      all the way off, or just half way??

  • ryan


    • Mike Hunt


    • joe

      fuck you ryan

  • Doug

    That 6 pack in the pumpkin keg will last about 20 seconds at a real party. Also someone help that poor girl open her beer!

    • VedHead77

      You suck. You can't copy the DAR. It will cause a rift in the space-time continuum.

    • 6_Crack_rocks

      you are a piece of shit


    #1 Bob Your A Genius.

  • Peasoupdoughboy

    #12 I bet she's hot

    • gus mclovin

      Martha Stewart…oh yea

  • tv_paul

    #1 This is good idea . I always cut the hole in the bottom, light the candle and then put the pumpkin over it.

    • tv_paul

      It should read "This is a good idea" sorry.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    Shes kinda cute

  • steve-O

    a six pack would never last in a party. that would be gone in like 5 min lol

  • techno_viking

    #13 Awesome idea.

    • truth

      How the hell did the video not get a Keith Stone ad? It was the perfect setup for that damn commercial.

    • Ferret

      except kegs hold pressure… this does not… enjoy some flat beer guests

      • rAs

        Well as long as your guests aren't total pussies, they should be able to finish off a 6 pack before it's flat. Just refill as needed. Same principle as a pitcher, just more festive.


    #3 back at the store getting another pumpkin in 3…2…1…

    • Hara

      taptaptaparoo, don't SLAM it, you idiot.

  • sfb101

    Fishnets and pumpkins, I have the weirdest boner now….

    • tv_paul

      Oh so you're en-gourd-ged

      • YesSir

        Have to hand it to you Paul, your comments are always pretty good.

    • Mike Hunt

      try fucking a pumpkin, they feel good

  • Nicolas

    i was about to punch a baby if she poured another beer like that

    • McIrish

      I'm with you. That was hard to watch.

      • Shockteck

        In Canada we leave you out for the wolves for doing that.

      • Aaron

        Worst video ever. Thank God she spent a minute and a half showing us how to carve the top and scoop out the goop.

        • Dude Imbibes

          I hate it when seeds clog up my spigot

    • e5s4y

      it was definitely painful. Poor Sam Adams never knew the torture his beer would go through with a woman pouring it…..

  • trololol

    saw this 5 min earlier on izsmile, nice job stealing their post chive!

    • Yerp


    • KeepinCalm

      shut it

    • Brendan

      Piss off!

  • beasty

    If your hole is too big, get a bigger spigot.

  • Deep Dish

    Last year, I took one of the faucets/shanks off my kegerator and put it into a pumpkin. Had the keg of pumpkin ale sitting on ice under the table with a tablecloth over it.

    If you've already got the stuff, it's really easy to do.

  • I Am Ginger

    #6 And use watermelons instead of pumpkins apparently…

    • Mike Hunt

      Haha didnt even notice

  • SOhioChiver

    served as somewhat of a distraction while I await the humpday post

  • Scott

    Who needs fucking Pinterest when we have theChive!!!

    • JSJ

      Actually these are pretty disappointing. I was hoping for some better pumpkin carving tips.

      • duh

        its called google.

    • J-non

      Most of these ideas are FROM Pinterest….

  • ScottishYankee

    So which one of the Chive boys has a PINTEREST account? Most of these have been on there for months.

    • A female

      It's actually pretty damn sexy when a guy admits to having a pinterest account (if you're pinning manly things, this is manly)….Bob…. just admit it..

  • Rick

    Why the hell would want to add pumpkin taste to your beer.. not my thing that pumpkin keg :/

  • thefauqur

    Only one downfall to the pumpkin keg: how does the beer stay cold in there?

    • rAs

      To keep the beer cold, take a 20 oz soda bottle 3/4 full of water and freeze it (put it in the freezer standing up with the cap on loosely). When it's frozen, screw the cap on and drop the "ice wand" into the beer to keep it cold.

    • darkprincemac

      Freeze the pumpkin after you assemble it.

  • Dapper_Dave

    #1 Ugh…I hate seeing something simply brilliant thing like this. I've lived my whole life carving pumpkins the hard way and then this comes along, and I'm like "Duh! Why could I have thought of this years ago….it just makes sense."

    All of these are great tips. Looking forward to carving a pumpkin this year.

  • Brier

    #1 "Cut the top"?? You ALWAYS cut the top. I think they mean cut the BACK.

  • Mr. Berg

    Agreed, who wants pumpkin slime in your beer? I was expecting them to fit a pony keg in the pumpkin.

    • Jen


  • itsme

    "…rim the top." haha

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