Want vs Need (34 Photos)

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    #32 For a second there I thought that was kool-aid… Not going to lie, I got excited..

    • igoman

      It's available for purchase on thinkgeek.com

    • Jew

      Too bad it's a giant peice of shit !

    • Junior

      I'm a plumber thought this was cool ordered 12 of them !! Turns out they are shit the leak bad !

  • suck me dry

    you need to suck me all the way off cause I want you too

    • holla79

      Nobody believes you

    • KimKardashian

      I will do it.

    • GeeROiD

      Nice! I concur. I want to be first but i need to be sucked off.

    • Skermitt

      Fuck these damned advertisements hidden all over the place, now they are talking to me?! No. Bad.

    • _DoC_

      I think what you really mean is that you need a hug from the father you never knew.

    • Yourmom


    • mike

      Do you have any sort of life?

    • Mr. T

      Those wallets are always in stock, I wonder how many they are sitting on

      • Jack Wagon

        I want you to choke to death while eating a dick cuz I want you to

    • Adam

      Please get a life

  • tdog

    #15, I definitely need one (or two) of those

    • Jim

      Jessica-Jane Clement everyone needs some of that.

      • pimpninjaa

        check out Nuts Magazine…you will be happy

  • Dan

    nope i need #15

  • AB

    What do you know… #11 all my childhood dreams come true, followed by all my adult wants in #15 .

  • BigWill

    #1 holy crap ,, they do exists !!!!! Definite want ,!!!#

  • forever harmed

    what a peculiar person

  • http://www.printfection.com/nice DrakeFriedman

    #31 Oreos are the Best cereal!

    • Bath Salty Dog

      Milk – Milk = Lactaid "Milk"

      • johnny

        Reduced fat Oreos-> No thank you

  • Jay

    #34 Anybody with a wallet that says "bad mother fucker" needs smacked upside the head.

    • JayBlows

      I have that wallet as clown

      • JayBlows


      • Jay

        I stand by my statement.

        • SKEEBLER

          Fuckin Jay in his asshole

      • moviebuff

        I believe they are reffering to the movie pulp fiction…

        • gumby

          yes but it's not even the right wallet, and I've seen this wallet on the chive like 6 times, and its always the wrong one

    • JSJ

      I agree. Problem is a lot of people are going to buy it that actually aren't bad mother fuckers. Just douchebags.

    • erikhart

      Unless you're Samuel L. Jackson!! Then you really are a badass motha fucka, motha fucka!

    • RedRocker

      I'm 6' 10" tall, weight 326 lbs, and wear a kilt, nobody tells me I can't carry my bad mother fucker wallet.

  • TheDude

    #25 might want to watch out for those power lines

    • I Am Ginger

      He is going to NEED a tombstone after that flight…

  • reaperMEDIC

    #21 Meat curtains… Giggity

  • AstroMikeDexter

    #14 nope
    #15 yep

    • Cesare

      Crap I have the same tattoo, manhood gone

  • Bullwinkle

    Needs include: #12, #15, #29

  • misschris

    "I want it all! And I want it now!" (except maybe #12 that one is dumb)

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #8 – I like it, but beer is the reason it wouldn't fit me in the first place. Irony!

    • BlueLizzardGame

      This is probably the single most honest comment ever to be posted on the chive! Check that, the internet!

  • J. D. Rage

    I want and need my hump day SCs!!!

  • Peasoupdoughboy

    #15 all the way

  • boob_cuddle

    #20 where can I get this??

    • sfb101

      Why don't you google "ringclock"… Gezzzzzz

      • Frank

        Don't make the mistake I did and search "cock ring." Damn you dirty mind taking control or my typing!

    • Jen

      at protectyourvirginity.com

      • ChiverLance

        point- Jen.

    • Groggy

      They don't actually exist, they're just a concept.

  • YOYO

    If i had #16 i would have plenty of these #15

    • ChiverLance

      Boats and Hoes!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #23 All my nopes.

  • SOhioChiver

    #10 Ugh Need Need Need!

    • AllTaco

      I bet other people have this problem, but I sometimes get in the sauna after I shower in my shower/sauna unit. I get sweaty and then have to shower again…fml, really.

  • http://pepito115.wordpress.com pepito115

    #7 Definitely want. Oh, I also wouldn't mind another shot at snagging a Chiver at Heart shirt, too. Another definite want.

  • chicago

    #33 i'd take one, but only if the center table is used for grabbing and spinning those in the interior. [like disney's tea cup ride.]

    • Rufio

      Had these in Berlin. It looks fun unless you get sea sick.

    • tralfaz

      One good gust of wind and you're fucked.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #25 want, no traffic jams with this copter

  • Smoothjc

    # 29 what's it's name and how do I order it !

    • tralfaz


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