Daily Morning Awesomeness (30 Photos)

#24 importante glad to see Andy milanakas doing well these days.

#16 Love and evil may come as a package deal. In moment evil things happen and it's unwanted or undeserved, but it happens. It was a calm, high noon sunny kind of day, lacking cars to block the long view ahead of a straight road with perfectly straight twin yellow lines. We're driving along and in a moment evil strikes. It happened so fast that normal human responses could not stop the event. Breathless and frozen with fear I observed the cars interior fill the air with items not fastened down. The tassel swung violently from the mirror, her little black purse twirled towards my direction, little flashes of silver and copper streaked across the cabin like shooting stars. The pain felt of arms battering away wasn't known until the next day. Her heartbroken screeching words etched in my memory forever: Asshole! roll down the window next time! What's wrong with YOU?!

#22 OK I'm aroused

#21 just wanted to see it

#27 Excuse me while I air out my vag…

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#1 For as long as that pic has been floating around the intarweb tubez it was only today that I noticed that the guy was just standing there. From his pose (and the fact that I never did more than glance at the meme pics), I thought he was holding a fishing rod and not a stick.

Suffice to say, perception altering events before morning coffee has kicked in fully are more disturbing.

#30 Move Bitch

#15

Probably a victim of incorrect reloading.

#20 Is that Paul Newman with those Clydesdales?

#3 Because of dynamic range compression. http://screenrant.com/why-are-tv-ads-so-danged-lo…

#8 a great full serving of ass and a milk shake on the side fannnnnnnntastic

#22

#11 sensor dog doesnt care

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my favorite is the fortune cookie pic! lol!!

#15 so much for the barrel bushing

The ice box in #8 looks like the same one from when the girl posted herself "bored at work" and almost naked in the kitchen… I wonder what kind of establishment this is?? lol

#29
60 minutes did a profile on this free climber, but I can not remember the name. BAMF. What they didn’t talk about was how he carried those enormous testicles all the way up the mountain side.

#8 why are there always so many hot chicks hanging out in this stockroom??? cups, check. ice, check. napkins, check. bikini asian girls, check.

#14 Here you are my fellow chivers… http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/ee92/?rkgid=2756…

#20 Talk about being programmed by media. Does seeing this pic make anyone else want a Budweiser?

I need to increase my book reading

#5 Not a single person is gonna reference this? I'll be the dark knight, 60 year-old man balls… holy geez

#27 Maybe this isn't very lady like to point out but she's got a massive queef coming her way! Eeeewwww!

#6 "…..and a diet coke"

#8 And now for the long awaited seqel to 'Two Girls and a Cup' comes 'Two Girls and Two Cups.'