I gotta get me a goofy girl (42 Photos)

  • Jo_Mama007

    I just find most of them annoying…

    • Kato

      I'd say most of these girls are cool to hangout with. Focus on the positive not the negative, my friend.

      • joe shabadoo

        yea i can always tell who i'd love to hangout with based on one picture…..get real

      • Sam

        I'd say you are exhibiting the 'halo effect' where the over abundance of strength in one category carries over to the perception in strength of other categories. Hot girls making a funny face does not a good personality assure…dont know 'bout your neck of the woods, but uber hot girls tend to be pretty damn stuck up where I come from.

    • Daniel Tosh

      I just don't understand the mustache pose.

      • chivette

        at least its not duckface.

        • a-nom

          I don't know…it seems worse

          • M.C.

            Finally someone thinks this other than me. It's completely retarded.

      • :).

        well you see most women don't have the ability to grow a mustache so it's slightly comical when a fake mustache is on a woman. i prefer shaved personally..

    • Boob

      amen…look at me I have a fake handlebar mustache. Fucking annoying.

      • well really

        Well, almost as annoying as writing "Chive On" on a hand and thinking thats awesome.

        Look at me, I'm pretending not to be narcassistic cause I wrote something that took all of 5 seconds.

    • chiveadmin



    • bmak

      I find the hot ones funny and the non hot ones annoying. Odd how that works.

    • Bowie

      I think theyre all, All sorts of awesome. maybe you just need to get out more

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    FUN: The best quality in Human Beings! KCCO and have some fun!

    • FML

      Except when FUN is someone murdering others for the kicks then its the bestest quality "F is for fire that burns all the buildings U is for uranium, BOMBS! N is for no survivors." ~Plankton

  • Meh

    #32 and #33: Anyone else get the feeling they are trying too hard?

    • Enough already

      Ive been saying this for the longest time. Much hotter Chivettes out there. Courtney Macomb?

      • Mark

        you morons… They're Chivettes… Don't run em off. They are pretty awesome girls.

        If you don't like them ignore them.

      • Realistic Panda

        Courtney definitely has a hot body butter face doesn't meet the same standards.

    • Daniel Tosh

      you said it my friend. Attention seeking whores, wannabe celebs

      • JESSE

        your stand-up is the same way.

        • Daniel Tosh

          that's my job, you actually think I like to be up on stage

          • mittens

            You should stick to Web Soup; at least that's occasionally funny.

    • Mike Hunt

      They need to make out and do some titty grabbin, that will get me my attention

      • Mike Hunt

        me my….derp

    • tommytwotime

      they're legit chivettes bro!! they're the menganses

    • Brandon

      or not hard enough?

    • Sean

      I am in love with the Me(a)g(h)ans. Both of them. That is all…

  • Dwide_Schrude

    #37 Dry'er?? I hardly know'er!!

    • Dwide_Schrude

      But seriously… I'd dry that.

      • Dwide_Schrude

        Sorry guys.. Dry humor.

        • Dwide_Schrude

          I'm not even drying any more

          • morgan_to_the_max

            Funny stuff man, keep it up.

          • illWill

            You're drying up there man!

    • chiveadmin



      • its_forge

        I hope you die from terminal crotch rot.

  • SlimtwigMJ

    Brilliant gallery Alec! ❤ me some Chivette foolishness! #5 The Lorax's more attactive sister

    • Frone

      Just did it to get some laughs out of people who needed their day brightened!

      • SlimtwigMJ

        Well done!

  • JJW


    • Yo yo b

      Hot body but not hot enough to ignore the stupid mustache and the duck face! It's a retarded combo!

    • Juan

      where ever this restaurant is, it is making hooters girls look like Girl Scout Girls!

    • GSatch

      Twin Peaks dood check it out!

  • jbcrazylife

    #31 FOLLOW THEM!!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      Thanks boo 🙂

    • carl

      no thanks. i already have to sift through enough moronic posts on facebook from people i actually like. moronic posts from a couple of morons? no.

  • Art


  • asdasd

    making stupid faces and doing that damn hipster mustache thing doesn't make a girl goofy… just annoying.

    • Daniel Tosh

      my thoughts exactly

    • a-nom


    • Don't Hate

      Don't troll on them for having fun. All of these Chivettes are awesome.

    • Jeffery

      I feel the same exact way…these stupid faces and the dumb finger mustaches are this years "duck face"…hipsters need to die….

      • mittens

        If I immediately wrote off every girl who did something I found stupid or annoying, I could guarantee you that I'd die single with all of my cats. That might still happen, but regardless, you guys need to chill the fuck out.

    • Becca

      What makes a goofy girl, then, oh knower of all things?

  • alex

    #4 is gorgeous

    • https://www.facebook.com/din0saurgasm Kristin Milana

      Hahah thanks. I was psyched when my friend showed me I made the Chive.

      • Craig K.

        Any chances of you sending in some non-goofy photos? I'd bet your smile is killer.

        • kristin

          I've been sending in pics! I was just starting to think I'd never be chive-worthy… Go yell at Leo, John, Rick, and Bob!! This is an atrocity that I'm not featured :p

    • a-nom

      kinda looks like Kelly Kapowski from saved by the bell in the earlier episodes.

      • SirCtheIII

        Which is awesome.

        • a-nom

          Indeed…not meant at all to be a negative comment. I had the biggest thing for Kelly when i was a kid (still do…)

    • http://www.facebook.com/cameron.pollock.7 theycallmedaddy

      the only picture i saw and actually laughed at. too funny!

  • tv_paul

    #5 Lorax, don't do it when you want to come

    • a-nom


  • Katie O

    these are my people.

  • Pat

    What's the deal with girls and mustaches recently?

    • Kato

      It's a tribute to good ol' Jack Layton. Apparently some instagram chic thinks it looks cool so they made it into a fad.

    • zack_t

      Movember is just around the corner!!

    • RooFeeOOO

      I'm wondering if they really do like mustaches, I've been working on my handlebars for 3 years.

    • carl

      yeah, about as annoying as those horse heads were last year.

  • KevinTito


    Yay for nerdy boobs!

    • This Guy

      Moar. A LOT moar, if you please…

    • Megan

      Thank you, thank you. 🙂

      • KevinTito

        no…no…thank YOU:)

    • OmahaDude

      Heart tattoo with antlers is a good way to besmirch perfectly good cleavage

  • tv_paul

    #39 Place your bets, will she spit or swallow?

    • sfb101

      Well played sir!

    • Kato

      I'd say she gargles it first.

    • Hmm.

      looks like a slosh and swollow.

    • Bubba

      Looks like she's about to blow

    • back2worknow

      Doesn't matter… had oral!

  • wall-e

    #5 Einsteins sister?

  • CowboyChiver

    #19 I don't usually go for girls with mustaches but I do believe I could make an exception…

  • DrunkOldMan

    #5 yea, we call that "the tickler"

  • BeanDog

    DEAR HEAVENLY JESUS…oh and you guys at the chive….PLEASE FIND #42 holy lord!

    • North

      Was just about to say that. But I'll just tag onto yours. MOAR!

      • rugerhoyt

        I third your second and his first

    • chiveadmin



    • chiveadmin



      • quailman8907

        Oh good, you posted your bullshit link twice on 1 comment. I wasn't sure once on every comment was enough.

    • mbns

      Yes please find her… a sandwich.

  • boob_cuddle

    You got to love a girl with a sense of humor.

  • EazydoesitNYC

    Can we see moar of #9 and #31 and #12

  • sfb101

    There's a lot of adorable derps going on here.

  • J_ny

    #17 these girls know the cure for blue balls chive u must find!!!

    • me...bn

      You all are hired!!!!

  • Heelboy

    #34 Nothing goofy about that, Me rikey and me rove you a rong time!

  • Ric

    Right, are any of the these girls from Manchester? Cus i gotta get me some goofy love…

    • a-nom

      Which Manchester?

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