Something doesn’t seem right… (35 Photos)

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  • BarrowsBOY

    #2 Kill it! Kill it fire!

    • BarrowsBOY

      with fire* LOL

      • jdubx

        too late, you fucked it up already, now it's ruined forever.

        • PoorDawg

          nah, he was just commanding the fire to kill it

      • Roy

        I feel your pain

    • SKEEBLER

      Looks like an ESPANOLA SPECIAL!!! Seriously thats what women do to themselves out here in New Mexico! Unfortunately thats the way the fish look like in the New Mexico Ocean!!!! Ugh!

      • Chuco

        I think I'm the only one who understands you. Very sad. The woman here only like shitbags therfore thats how they look.

    • chiveadmin
      • Thanks

        Is it possible you can go away and never come back?

    • melindu

      Perhaps she is very far-sighted and cannot see close up very well. Or perhaps her mom handed her a box of fat-tipped crayola markers as a child and told her that was make up… ???

      • suck me dry

        She can suck me allllll the way off

    • DirkDigglerLV

      It looks like Crayola and Sharpie had a festive orgy on her grill!

  • KevinTito

    #11

    Priceless

  • Roy

    #20 what is coming out of that kids nose?

    • Roy

      sigh… i'm an idiot. #19

    • Smart Panda

      You're an idiot in both cases. That line is a reflection off the washer/dryer window.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        I'd Like to think his
        Nose Shoots Lasers!

        • melindu

          You, Dr StrangePants, almost made my spit coffee onto my keyboard.

  • Scott

    #21 Typical Canadian summer.

  • Irish Chive

    Boobs #34

    • _DoC_

      If you look closely, you can see there is a little girl drinking out of a beer can in the background.

      • Woop

        Mind blown

      • JSJ

        Nope all I see is boobs

    • Rusty Shackleford

      FUCK OFF!!!

  • Dude

    #34 Moar of those bewbs!

  • Eric

    #34 want to see more of the mom

  • KCCOJoe
  • ScootMagroot

    A+ parenting in a lot of these

  • FuckUSD

    #32 natural selection…

    • Lufwyr73

      it's a plastic toy, can tel by the cap on top for the fuses.
      but still , darwin award?

    • DirkDigglerLV

      Is that an "ACME" logo stamped on the side?

  • Anon.

    #35

    Hilarious.

    • aaa

      its the small things in life.

    • jbr

      I believe it is spelled 'haririous'.

      • Peasoupdoughboy

        Lol

  • GI Joe

    #23 *blink* *blink* ….what??

    • blue_bronco

      Construction worker

  • reaperMEDIC

    #34 FIND HER!!!! I will buy your children more beer.

    • English_Rob

      the guy wasn't taking photos of the kids.

  • Bill

    #34

    • socalmarti

      Anything to shut them up while on the plane,eh?

      • Roger

        Shut who up on the–oh hey look there's some kids in the background!

  • El Gringo

    She looks like a burquena #2

    • 16inchzipper

      Looks like she used MS Paint to apply.

  • Forty7

    Is the mom in #19 naked?

    • shoestring

      Could be, good eye

    • North

      Looks like she's rockin panties. But yea…excellent job spotting that!

    • the credible hulk

      red dress, sorry.

  • tv_paul

    #31 A tribute to Sir Derp of Ermahgerd mounting his noble steed Fluffy.

  • RooFeeOOO

    #2 In high school a girl had eyebrows like this and I smeared one, took her two hours to redraw both of them to look the same. Highlight of the year.

  • Colbey

    #34
    You are an alcoholic if you notice the bidlight before you notice the side boob. Either that or just stupid.

  • N2MotoX

    #2 Paint em gold and it'll make me want a hamburger!

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #35 Nicely done.

  • Guest

    #20 I'm not sure in what world drinking and driving is funny, but it sure as shit ain't this one…

    • ChiveDUI

      Keep Calm and Drive On…. into families and stuff

    • CanadainKCCO

      I agree with you on that. Chive, please don't post photos that appear to condone drinking and driving. You're better than that.

      • Osgood

        Call the whambulance.

        • abakala

          Look at the title of this post again.

      • DK519

        Yea, giving your kids beer and putting them in the washing machine is hilarious though.

        • Guest

          Prove there's beer in that can, and turn on the dryer, then you might have an analagous arguement.

      • AllTaco

        Yeah, because there's certainly nothing else on the internet that condones illicit behavior…

    • ANON

      Dude's right. There's nothing funny about this one.

    • Guest

      This picture is equal to telling a mom joke to a person that's mom just died.

    • Guest

      Those two better hope they never drive drunk an kill someone. The DA can bring this picture of them into court as evidence. Dumb asses.

  • misschris

    #4 Master multi-tasker!

  • tv_paul

    #21 Okay 1982, who locked Deborah Foreman is a 7-11 ice machine?

  • oclvtrek

    #34 How come I don't ever see that kind of clevage on the flights I'm on?

    • Woop

      That's an effin true story. FML

    • http://www.facebook.com/wesley.ricketts Wesley Ricketts

      Really? I see great looking women everytime I travel. I look forward to long waits at airports, walking around there is almost always tons of great scenery

      • oclvtrek

        Oh I see beautiful women everytime I travel and airports some of the best places for hotties but I don't get that kind of clevage next to me on the plane. I usuall get some fat ass that snores sitting next to me.

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