You know who says Chivettes are whores??……..A whore.
Wow
Wow…bitter because you couldn't make the cut?
GeeROiD
I like Kristen.
jizzum
FIND HER!!!
Sean
I wish I had more hands so I could give this post four thumbs down!
Chivette
odd that you'd post this on a category where chivettes are not even featured.
WannabeNAVYbutMechE
#20 What could possibly be so interesting at that one point on the wall?
oliver
pandas fucking
Dr_StrangePants
Some shuttle buses take tourists from Beijing to the closest section of the WALL that's in good enough shape.
Most of the tourists will go up for 2 hours to the highest point in that section, then walk back down to catch the shuttle bus back to town.
I didn't know all of this until I asked my chinese friends about how crowded our day was during dinner. Also, if you the chance to go see the wall…beg your friends NOT TO TAKE YOU THERE ON SATURDAY
Gradaddy
MONGORIANS
glamis26
Keep tearing down my CHITY WALL!
Nevenem
brick!
Rufio
#26 I learned more from An Idiot Abroad. Carl is hilarious.
KoalasAreAlwaysCute
*Learnt.
tv_paul
#15 Camping on the Great Wall looks intense.
chiverrules
Oh, I get in tents
StarboardEngine
#20 #28
The line outside the bar at The Chive's last meetup in Mongolia.
jdubx
#20 no thanks.
tralfaz
#32 AAAhAA! Macarena !
Tiber_Septim
An amazing feat of architecture for its day. I would love to go experience it
Boo
Why would that be an amazing feat of archtecture? It is a really big wall. They didn't have to account for atmospheric pressure or geometrically line anything up with the sun at noon of the summer solstice. They just had a lot of people work a lot. Impressive, yes, architecturally impressive, no.
quailman8907
Get back to us after you build a wall over 5,000 miles long.
juliana
You absolutely should! I've been , and it was unspeakably incredible!
except that it wasn't, it was built by farmers (although they were being forced to) and paid laborers.
stash
slave labor gets shit done
rikooprate
#30 How YOU doin'?
chiver
find her…(somewhere in Chia)
Ryan
Is that a new country/city?
Fun_with_Numbrs
Eventually, the great Mall of China will be bigger.
Hunter_BZ
I am gonna get bashed for saying this. But that was just a huge waste of time wasnt it. Did it really keep people out? You have to be bat shit insane to come up with a wall like that thinking it will keep people out? Im looking at you USA
Frank
The US need a wall like this across the Mexican border.
why can't they make and electronic device that lasts that long?
Methos
Because you'd never have to replace it.
Woop
Thank you for enlightening him. The japanese made stuff that lasts. Look at them now.
twoedges
damn you mongorians… you try to break mah sheedy waarrr
Woop
sounds more piratey than asian. Y U Break Mai Wall U stupid plicks.
BlueLizzardGame
Looking at #33 it seems it would be quite easy to just swim / sail around the wall or were boats not invented yet?
Dr_StrangePants
It would be bitch if you had a bunch of battle-gear, i guess
arnold
the wall was built to keep the invading mongolians out, who actually didn't have the technology to build ships, it wasn't until the mongolian conqeust that they learned how to build ships!
BlueLizzardGame
So a couple of swimming assassins are out of the questions or did Mongolians only learn how to swim after learning how to build boats?
arnold
haha! that's a good question! well, seeing that the mongolians originated from dry stepps, i doubt that they could swim, but we may never truely know.
Boo
If it were that easy, why would you walk the entire wall to the sea? Why not just get some rope or a ladder? I think, though not sure, that they had sentinals on the wall to watch for that.
juliana
I'be been to China and have walked on this magnificent wall, it is an experience unlike any other and has irrevocably changed my life. Any one who wants to go….DO IT! It's truly incredible!