Drinking can be an art form (30 Photos)

  • kb67401


    • Jim

      anyone familiar with #26? what's the deal with them? I'm picturing the beer just shooting out like a shotgun controlled by a valve.

      • Greg

        Its a blow torch

  • Masteroffun

    My liver is a ninja!

    • Professor Jive

      I'd say mine is a barbarian.

  • AJ27

    Awesome Post. I'm a package designer and do a lot of booze packaging…love it!

    • Derby

      Reminds me of my years at Art Center.

    • Sick350Z

      #4 Louis Xlll Black Pearl about 80K a bottle or $2500.00 per shot.

      • Flux

        I'm still waiting for somebody to spend more than a 1000$ on a single bottle of booze in my presence. It's one of those big dumbass moments that I just really want to witness. Like slipping on a banana peel, just much much dumber.

    • pissoff

      Thanks for your life story

  • svp

    Want vs. need

  • Melkhiordarkblade

    I'm getting a real "The man with the golden gun" vibe from #10

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    Gift set season is here.

  • #387

    First world problems "My booze isn't fancy enough"…..problem solved.
    Also I want #9

  • boob_cuddle

    #16 is my favorite.

    • OhioChiver

      One wonders how far that would make it past the TSA agents. 😉

    • Bull

      Too bad its only a concept right now. No brewer has bought into that packaging yet

  • BOOMstick

    One of the best posts I have seen

  • GatOner

    #24 Need this now!

    • Cait

      What brand or company is it??

  • Irish777

    Does anyone know what #8 is? Please

    • Ky Chivette

      I want to know also!

      • Irish777

        Just asking again, but this would make my day if someone knows what this is, or if Dougy could tell me (and Ky Chivette)

    • Zack

      It's the Balvenie Scotch Ambassador Case. More details here: http://lovelypackage.com/balvenie-ambassador-case

      • Irish777

        Thank you very much sir

    • Milosch Greymalkin

      Scotch Scotch Scotch, I love Scotch!

  • Avatar

    I own #29. Good stuff!!!!

  • Stick

    Better than those 'Hurr, look I got so fucking hammered' posts.

  • Mike Ho.

    <img src="http://www.newautoquote.us/hotel/fy.jpg"/>#11 #14Drinking is Culture, But excessive drinking does harm to the system. <img src="http://www.newautoquote.us/aquarius/rumy.jpg"/&gt;

    • joe shabadoo

      agreed. i find it very juvenile to glorify it the way TheChive does. There's really no need to act like a 17 year old who managed to get a handle of whatever

      • savagecabbage

        Are you really this lame in real life???

      • The Truth

        By poking fun at those who got wasted or showing a cool way to package liquor?

      • Winston

        Thanks Mom. Go back to your AA meeting and let us enjoy this.

    • smirk 58

      where can i find more of this culture?

    • Steve

      Drinking too much water can kill you too.

  • Crusty Foreskin

    Lets see how many thumbs up I can get!!!!!

  • Dick

    The Chive is so gay

    • Cudaman

      Why did it ask if it could blow you?

      • guest

        im not gay if the chive blows me, chive is the gay one for blowing me.

        • andyINalberta

          I dont get guys who use that defense, dude, if you can look down at a man wrapping his lips around your cock and maintain your erection, bad news for ya, you're as gay as the guy blowing you. Not saying thats wrong, if thats your thing, more power to ya just saying, quit making excuses and own it! Go find a parade, a leather thong and some body glitter and go nuts (no pun).

    • North

      Then fucking leave

      • Dick

        I cummed in your moms butt

        • fuck u dick

          Ok chivers we have mommy's little basement dwelling troll posting how dumb he is!

          • Dick

            Do "Chivers" fuck always talk with cock in there mouths?

  • Burdman

    Is #10 for real? If so I want the name of it!

  • joe shabadoo

    i remember when i was 16 and thought drinking made me cool……..

    • The Truth

      How many pairs of Tom's do you own? How much support do you give to PETA? I don't think they are saying it's cool as much as they are just showing some interesting packaging.

    • Steve

      Drinking doesn't make you cool, it makes you awesome!

    • guest

      well if you did it right you wouldn't remember it that well, btw nobody would have a good time around you amirite.

  • The Truth

    There's nothing like sitting back after a hard week and having a nice stiff drink.

    • Stiff

      just say that you want a stiff cock

      • The Truth

        It's funny that my comment made you imagine dick.

  • A BiPolar Guy

    Ordinarily this much effort on the outside would make me think there was nothing on the inside, but I know the ones I've heard of are famous.

  • savagecabbage

    “That’s the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.” … Bukowski

    • tralfaz

      "Alcohol, the cause of – and solution to – all of life's problems." … Homer Simpson

  • North

    Drinkin…like a boss

  • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

    #9 Reminds me of Darth Vader.

  • Steve

    For $15,000 it better come in a fancy ass case. #4

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      Remy Martin?

      • http://www.facebook.com/uri2488 Uriel Arbelaez

        and a blow job

      • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

        Louis XIII

  • Tyler

    #16 That stuff is da bomb!

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