October 14, 2012 |
In: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned
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Category: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned
First lol ^_^
lame – lol
#29 FIND the girl on the right!!
You know a girl is done when she keeps yelling "woo!" every 10 mins, starts showing her legs and begins to rest it on your lap. That is also your cue to either exit or to man the fuck up.
SHUT UP DAD!
Wow! Is your dad Charlie Sheen?
The one with the mask and knife made me laugh super hard, brilliant
#17 Most people drink, not many have urinated in strippers and broken ribs while intoxicated. The booze isn't the issue here dude…
nice one sir
right, I'm sure he'd have pissed all over the girl if he was sober…nothing to do with the booze
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he was suggesting there was a fairly asshole-ish personality that gets exposed when adding alcohol. Lots of people get drunk…but getting drunk doesn't mean you lose your effing mind.
Gotta be the Clermont Lounge.
Quit bein a dick #15 and #19
i actually LOL at #1
#4 if you got waisted with those 2 babes and didn't bang both, separate or at the same time, then you should never drink again!!! FAIL!
Says the person who has probably never gotten any in their life
There are three, not two on that couch.
Getting it with girls who are already done for the night isn't a good idea. If she is just enamored in liquor, fine. But is she is smashed, don't do it. Trust me man. You'll be scarred for life. Unless you're a persistent fucker, I'd say let her puke it out first then carry on.
If you and "those 2 babes" NEEDED to be "waisted" to do all that…maybe you need to tweak your game some.
#3 putting water in a milk jug and misspelling alcoholic beverage and chugging doesn't make you a bad ass, it makes you a serious douche bag
Do you think, maybe, you've just been trolled?
#25 is just awesome. Much better, and funnier, than having to scrub black marker off your face. I just don't get that. At least this dude will legit laugh his ass off when he sees the pics!
#25 We used to do that to my friend, every time she came over she fell asleep. Sober or drunk didn't matter she was out. I still have the pictures somewhere.
We just want to see the gang rape shots. Nothing more.
#6 More of that blonde girl on the right. Yeah?
Gross. Hope you get hep B or the clap from smacking that whore.
Fucking idiots, the lot of you.
Wouldn't be such a shame if you weren't considered weird for not drinking.
i agree 100%. tired of people saying i'm prude because i don't drink when i go out.
<img src="http://www.newautoquote.us/hotel/fk.jpg"/>Shame on them for having the cooler in back in the first place. Every responsible adult knows it goes in the backseat, so its easier to grab road beers. <img src="http://www.newautoquote.us/aquarius/rm.jpg"/>
I could have gotten plenty of pics for this gallery in Macon last night at the Luke Bryan concert. Unfortunately, I forgot because I was wasted.
Cool story bro…
Well, pardon me, you silly bitch.
Drunkmagic5 status #22
This really made me laugh.
#30 ashton kutcher's gay twin, or just ashton kutcher
#25 just made my morning. Fucking great.
I am getting really tired of seeing myself on here.
#16 I think he lost the race
Is this at Erau?
#2 I'm sorry but this has to be the funniest place for a person to pass out! LMAO a tree though?? haha with standby audience! hilarious.
Awesome pics, except that 20% of them have been repeated in theChive more than 4 times…
Yeesh, you get bored quickly. Try scrolling past ones you've seen. Believe it or not I get the same problem on tv. Every time I turn it on I see reruns. Who'da thunk it.
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