Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • RiloSilo

    #5 that can't be healthy… O_o

    • djstout17

      What can't?

      • RiloSilo

        Meant for it to be #6… I failed -_-

        • djstout17

          Haha, as long as you're not criticizing the cutie from #5

          • rainchiver

            Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

          • chiverX

            is it just me or does her tattoo look like a rat riding a magic wand?

            • anonymouse

              its a mouse reaching for the stars i think

            • http://emzilla.blog.com Emzilla

              You are not alone.

      • rainchiver

        Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • hugeheads

      they look like they shop'd their heads onto smaller chicks' bodies.

      • Nixem

        especially the dude on the right!!!!!!!

      • Stephanie

        That's mean dude!!

        – the girl on the left

        • tex

          Stephanie your hot.

          • FUPA


          • Spelling Police

            *you're – stay in school.

            • tex

              Long out of school… still don't care in the comments section.

        • edogttu

          If I'm not mistaken, it looks as if you are at an Allen Americans hockey game…

          • Stephanie

            Yep!! I used to be an Allen Americans Ice Angel 🙂

        • Googler

          Well, that was too easy.. http://www.allenamericans.com/files/2011-12%20Ice

          Favorite song of all time: This I Promise You by Nsync… oh dear..

          And all of those girls need to submit photos ASAP!

    • HateYourAids

      The girl on the left looks like Amanda Todd.

      and she's flashing…

      • Roman

        Bad form my friend

    • rainchiver

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • Billy

      Why do you keep doing this?

      • djstout17

        seriously, how do we get him to go away? keep getting emails saying "someone replied to your comment" and it's this asshole.

    • Mike
    • bdg

      #5 What do you have under that shirt????????

  • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

    John, stop posting sap-stories! let the David shit be the end of it. also more things that bounce

    • Tree'dUp

      KCCO doesn't need to be interpreted as charity or offering a shoulder to cry on, it should mean tolerance and respect when browsing pics that are often funny at the expense of others

    • Johnny

      Shut up

    • nate33uc

      Yea John, quit being a caring, philanthropic asshole!! Our world clearly has too many of those types of people. Not to mention, you should make your site just like the rest of the rest of them!! That would be so original!!! gnocco, you my friend, suck. Apparently there is a real "DaveOnWheels" and his name is Hunter Dunn. I'd love to know more about him John, along with things that bounce, FLBP, and a whole lotta humps and gaps. KCCO

      • nate33uc

        and oh yea, #19, #29, #33, #45, & #50

      • Tim

        Philanthropic? He makes money off of other people's artwork and sells merchandise with ridiculously high margins.

        But yeh, he's a philanthropist because he invites hot women to come hang out with him at work and occasionally posts sob stories like you see at the end of the local news

        • joe shabadoo

          very true. I'm sure banksy is thrilled that people took his work, threw it on a T-shirt and sell it for $25 a piece.

          • Yeah

            Who in the living fuck cares what banksy thinks? If he gave a fuck I'm sure he would have contacted the Chive by now. Fuck off.

          • nate33uc

            Yea, because the chive just stole the banksy artwork without any fucking permission. piss off dumbass

        • goatpunch

          I agree with the artwork portion. Holding a contest to sell someone's t-shirt without giving the option of a percentage of the pay, when the profit margins are super high already is the only thing I don't like about this site.

          As big of sellers as the BFM and Green KCCO shirts are, if one of the contest winners' design took off and became a big of a hit like those, the designer would want to kill himself for only getting $1000 dollars off of it. It is the one shitty thing this site does. Most similar contests will usually give the option of taking a small portion of the profit from each sale. Even if it's only two percent. I would take the two percent, considering the possibility for such a huge seller from this site.

        • nate33uc

          yes. philanthropic Tim. If you've been visiting the Chive for just the past year alone, a few examples of theChive's PHILANTHROPIC acts: Raised money for Firefighters in Virginia, John personally delivered a fucking safe house and toys for a sick girl in Canada for Christmas, and Taylor Freaking Morris?? Dream Cabin? Are you kidding me. I'm above proving my point to douche mops, but this is my one exception. Do the world a favor and pull your lip over your head and swallow

    • Rufio

      Why do you exist?

    • alw

      Just because one AHOLE took advantage of the chive nation doesn't mean we should turn a cold shoulder to the REAL people that actually need help and recognition. KCCO for now.

    • Ted Schmosby

      The only sap-story that showed up in today's DAR was the fact that some asshole posted this stupid comment.

    • I have no legs

      I haven't felt like this, since I was duped into believing "Jenny" who quit on the whiteboard wasn't real.

      • I have no legs

        Or rather, a coherent reply.

    • Boomer Sooner

      I agree. Entertainment; that is why I love The Chive. I skipped past that David Bullshit because it was the story of a genetic failure; a modern day denial of natural selection. The story then turned out to be bullshit, but it was crap from the start. More help for soldiers, who deserve our respect and recognition! KCCO

      • Anonymous

        I mean we should feel a bit shafted by that guys lies about the dave on wheels thing. But we didn't guve and money at all.

      • goatpunch

        This is absolutely a horrible statement. If I understand you correctly you are saying that anyone with a disability should die? that no handicapped person has anything to contribute and should be put to death? Human beings are unique in that we possess compassion and free will. If I understand you correctly, then you are simply the worst.

        P.S. I am a soldier who has deployed to iraq. Though I appreciate the support, I am not sure I would like to hear your reasoning for that support.

    • AdM

      So easy to judge others . Shut the fuck up .

  • Cody

    #14 greatest show ever

    • Noo

      Most accurate comment on the chive today

    • tyler

      The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree

      • Turd F.

        And you know what happens when you plant shit seeds??? You get shit weeds!

    • Hugh

      Second that!

    • Wondering

      What is the show?

      • ChivetteKellie

        Trailer Park Boys.

    • Brewdy

      Smokes, lets go!

    • Steve French

      Frickin Samsquanches!

    • wisersoze

      Oh Ricky… "I'm not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso! I fuckin' atodaso!"

      • THAT_GUY

        Anybody know where i can get some gelapeno chips?

        • Notknowing

          You're wrong. It's halapano chips.

          • Snuggs

            No, but I can grab some Zesty Mordant for ya

    • Frosterson

    • BoBandy

      I fuckin toad a so

    • Guest

      Randy…I am the liquor.

    • nuccabay

      this is one of my favorite episodes too haha

  • cAS

    #21 I want MOAR

    • Kyle429
      • KCCO_VA

        Can we get this guy banned?

        • KCCO_CA

          Click the little "Report" on the right and report it as SPAM. Hopefully they'll disable the accounts that are doing this.

    • guest

      i just want to rest my head on them… they look so soft and inviting

    • fearthecacti

      Seriously, why is she not a Chivette of the Week?

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      violaceous you gorgeous girl, i can never get tired of your pics 🙂

    • Jim

      Is this the infamous gamer girl? Same one with the multicolored checkered bra?

      • J_Ace

        yes it is.

    • whale hntr

      holy f**k……… she is hot (moar)

  • TheBAMFinater

    Sweet early DAR. #21 I love you

    • Imirrelaphant

      FLBP and gap! Bonus!

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      let's be honest, she has amazing boobs but she's not that pretty

      • kigero

        You have poor eyesight

      • pudge

        i think she is hot as fuck

    • Jarhead

      What a perfect combination, FLBP and the GAP . MOAR MOAR MOAR

  • JMAR

    #45 Meaghan is amazing WOW!!!!

    • A22


    • SeattleChiver

      she should make a surprise visit to the seattle meet up?? just throwing it out there!

    • el niño

      Doesn't count. She's fat, and looks like that fat chinese kid that made the news a couple of months back.

      • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

        What if it turned out that the fat chinese kid and I were the same person?

        That'd be super awkward.

        • Meaghan

          I mean, we're not, but it's just a fun thought.

          • Rilboy Derdelinger

            Meaghan come to Ireland and marry me!

          • Sean

            Meaghan, you are perfect. Pay no attention to the trolls, they are 40 and live in their parents' basement.

      • CanadianMedic

        Fat? Are you crazy? Meaghan is quite hot I'd take her out on a wonderful date that included mini golf and ice cream

        • Jeff Stark White

          Sounds like a Canadian type of date. I'd take her straight to mah bedroom and tell her to get nekkid. Turn on some re-runs of newsroom or game of thrones or breaking bad or some shit til I finally get that "let's do it" look.

      • WirelessCable

        You gon' wish you hadn't said that, Meaghan is sweet, kind, spunky, cute, has a great smile and some nice curves 😉 And all you have to say to everything I've said is that she's fat???? She's definitely not! So you really really really need to check your priorities brosky because I'm not going to tell you again.

      • avpnut

        She Is far from fat! She is a beautiful, Fun Person!!!!

      • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

        She isn't fat at all! She's just what my doctor recommended!

    • gmen

      love your smile!!!….ok, your tits too….but love your smile!!!

    • tex

      If she was in my bed she could have all the crackers she wanted.

    • MD-KU

      Whatever happened to her making a gif for "things that bounce Thursday's?"

    • billyjack13

      I wanna tongue punch her fart box….. seriously.

  • D S

    most pictures are copied from reddit. not hating on theChive, but original content is better.

    • joe shabadoo

      first time here?

    • fgbsgb

      Quiet you. no one gives any fucks. Just chive on.

    • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

      Maybe you have too much internet

    • r00s7a

      Your comment is copied from all the other douche bags that said the same thing… not hating on you

    • D S = dipshit

      so where does reddit copy from? or are you dumb enough to think that they are the source of every pic on the internet? get a clue D ip S hit.

    • Wood

      Yes but most of us don't feel like trolling around Reddit and their jailbait-loving site. Plus, who's to say that Reddit is original either. Two truths of the internet: (1) everything is true; (2) nothing is original.

      • HatBomb

        You forgot number three (3) Al Gore invented it, for porn.

      • rainchiver

        ok i think its true but you know something copied its not a blame,you must copied from chive ok woood,,,

    • rainchiver

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

    • Yerp

      Fuck you, that is all

    • Miv

      Reddit is also an infamous haven for pedophiles.

    • goatpunch

      So you expect the chive to create their own videos? That is the only way it would be original. The Chive's postings are meant to be the best stuff from the internet put into one easy scroll, so that a person doesn't have to sift through all of reddit for hours just to find something entertaining. It's much easier to find what you want here than reddit, that is what the point of it is. Not that reddit isn't awesome too, just two different things

    • alperen

      My good man, i am a busy person. I do not have time to scour through reddit. As such, i use thechive .

  • Travis

    #41 i want to eat everything I see here

    • JP Sousa

      Nah, those jars of olives up there would get super salty after a while.

      • Travis

        Sorry but what olives?

      • JHL1

        You don't have to go leaping straight for the olives like a bull at a gate!

    • J_Ace

      Facebook , Cafe Lu. They both work there and i believe they're sisters, if i'm not mistaken?

      • ...

        634-636 S Harbor Blvd. , Santa Ana, CA. Worth checking out.

    • Dabeast

      Veronique and Sandra popa! And yes they are sisters

  • Cramecirp

    #41 Yes ma'am I am looking for "the yard"…… you can teach me…. you can also charge….

    • guest

      and bring a friend

      • JamesMoravia

        Damn Rights!

    • Jason

      go to santa ana.. thats where those two work

  • Lululemon

    #33 At A Girl, yer doin it right…

    • Christian

      Love Erin.

    • nate33uc

      Ms. Franks, I believe. Splendid. Absolutely fucking splendid

      • chris818

        nope Erin Young

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Erin is the 5th element………….

  • Superman

    Yesterday, I was ready to save Baumgartner

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      #32 Who's the guy beside Nick?

  • AssClown

    #21 Violaceous – Chive should just make her COTW and get it over with. http://tapiture.com/collection/vio/

  • Wait who?

    Are there no chivettes in Eastern PA!??? I'm all hey- Chive on! And nice FLBP… these Amish broads are all butt hurt like I stole their livestock or some shit!?

    • fucked

      what the fuck are you talking about

      • Wait who?

        Ever post something thinking it will be funny…. And it fails!? ….. I did 😀

    • Merica

      philly broads aren't chiving

    • Hulk Brogan

      I think he's saying there are no chivettes in PA, but an abundance of large breasted Amish chicks!???? Not worth it man, they have a wicked funk to them

    • Aaron

      Make sure you drink plenty of water before you pass out.

    • rainchiver


    • Eastside610

      I went back home to Allentown and nobody knows what the Chive is

      • TheTamara

        i was in philly last weekend with a chive shirt one. i maybe got one chive on out in olde city. bummer.

      • PA Chivin

        Seriously though man, BFM out to starters the bartenders gave me a free shot (awesome) but I was solo man. Pig pen/ mcgradys and tally nothing – it's like that here in Lancaster and Elizabethtown too

    • latgirl33

      Not Eastern PA, but Western! I'm a Latrobe Chivette!!!! KCCO!!

    • A&C

      Still kinda new to chive…what does FLBP stand for? And I know what MOAR means, but does it stand for something too?

      • latgirl33

        FLBP- future lower back problems. As in chicks with big boobs! Lol

    • easternPAchivette

      we're around. keep looking!!

  • bigd

    #14 Hell yeah Ricky!

    • TCOW

      Simple supply and command

    • Kevin

      "Ya man, get two birds stoned at once"

      • bigd

        Goddamn samsquamch, looks to be about a ten footer

  • Tyrion Lannister

    Whoever said "double your pleasure" was a f*cking genius!
    #5 #27 #41

  • Macro

    #41 Glorious.

    • MattKL

      Jesus, you could bounce a quarter off those awesome humps. MOAR!

      • KCCO123

        Cafe Lu – check em out on Facebook. If you are close: 634-636 S Harbor Blvd. , Santa Ana, CA

  • merve

    mmmm pancakes

  • djstout17

    #29 I like

  • Yeees

    #19 those are some DSL's

    • pixelogre

      needs to layoff the makeup a bit

      • its_forge

        Yeah or the photographer could back off and use better lighting. Or really both things. She's probably sexy as fuck under all that crud.

      • Womb_Raider

        Yea, looks like she used a shotgun to put on the blush

    • CaptMike

      Was there a paint sale at Home Depot?

    • el duderino

      I know her, she cakes on the make up but she is still hot as fuckkkkkkk

      • Nucky

        I'm almost positive I know her as well, if she's a Winnipeg Chivette.

        • el duderino

          She's from Annapolis, MD

    • guest

      i know her. she does not look like this in person

      • Mike

        I know her. I'm pretty certain she's a martian chivette.

  • RiloSilo

    /….. Meant to be #6….. I failed…. -__-
    An don't even get me started on 'DaveOnWheels'!

  • dahjay

    #10 This show really begs for the ratings huh?

    • DoubleNickelJP


      • Dr_StrangePants

        On the Oktoberfest episode, Kelly bets the boys she can eat a whole platter of Bratwurst.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Youtube link??!

    • Chivalrous

      My first thought when I saw this scene over the weekend was "how long 'til that's a .gif?"

      It's been a whole day now, c'mon internet.

  • richie b


  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #22 must have been looking at #19 & #21

  • Max

    #1….Felix got big bawls…..we commend this great accomplishment…KCCO

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    #19 #21 #33 #45 #50 Want

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Boy, put allot of thought into that one.

      • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

        If you had only done the same you would realize "allot" isn't the word(s) you're looking for.

    • rainchiver

      Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos) http://onfunzone.com/funny-picture/daily-afternoo

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