I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (34 Photos)

#25 Making people mad on here!

#16 is doing it wrong. You don't flip as omelette.

#20 Can we get MOAR of this cutie, maybe while she's awake?!?!?!?

#23 – Anyone else notice that when people blur out Facebook names and pics, they tend to look like penises? I should probably NOT be noticing that.

#5 there's a fourth period -when you are raising kids. You have no time, no energy, and no money.

#6 If you look closely,…the fish has already accomplished the task before being asked to do so. The fish is already at the top of the tree. If the guy wanted them to climb the taller tree in the back he should have been more specific.

#17 It's all in the technique, rookie

#25 Is that like getting rich off "The best site in the world" by swiping posts from other sites?

#28 Boy, that guy from Animal House sure is smart….

#6 Our system is fucked, but this is fine.
You all take the same fucking test. That's how it should be.

#23
I was looking some up as well. I'm white, so I won't be getting any.

i come on here for a good time not political views. guess i'll look else where…. o.O

#10 Phoenix bus system for the win!

#14 every night…FML

#17. No matter how many times I see this one, I still laugh. I think it's the bearded guys expression.

#1 one of them
#25 this too
#27 and this too

#30 I have to google the word "separately" every time…

#26 I'm Asian, and I'm not going as PSY for Halloween

#15 Obama is the love of your life?

that was stupid. stupid, willful ignorance.

#12, very true. And why the American lifestyle is what's killing Americans. Our insatiable desire for processed foods. And sugar. But few have the guts to change their lifestyle to a more healthier one. Yes, we all will die. Some sooner than they should have, though.

#26 – and 2/3 won't be able to do the dance.

bc chivers/chivettes. –> http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity

what is a raisin cookie? i've actually never seen one

#14 Scumbag Brain

Sooo, with #6, are you saying we're not all created equal?

#28 Fucking A.