Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Nick

    Happy tuesday! Smile, it doesnt cost anything

    • IrishWolfhound

      Neither does shutting the fuck up.

  • 50ShadesDeep

    #29 50 Shades of Black is on the other bookshelf…

    • The Truth

      I thought that was funny.

    • Child Please

      Can't you just smile, laugh and move on? I hear it's less douchey.

    • VoiceoftheGeneration

      Hey nigga das rascist! Now I'm gonna go sing a song about how nobody is gonna fuck with my clique maybe put some fancy lyrics like "Blame it on the pigment" in there and shit cuz you know it's racsit to talk about other niggas skin color but not pigment…

    • Deep Dish

      "Weency, if you mess this up, I'm gonna kill you." She showed me the knife!

    • Guest

      Goes to show how a lot of "chivers" are just ignorant and douchey…why did you even have I say anything about that guys color..douchbag clique and slutty girls

      • scaggnettii

        then GTFO

    • Guest

      sucks what thechive is turning into.

      • scaggnettii


  • Rusty Shackleford

    #34 Seems legit

    • Derp_Free_Zone

      Why do I expect a shady van with the words "Handy for Candy" to be involved here

    • tv_paul

      This reminds me of that old post about the guy inviting people over to his house to play with his sons train set , eat imitation crab meat and to masturbate each other (but no gay stuff) does anyone remember that one?

      • Woop

        My last Friday night?

      • Gross
        • tv_paul

          Thanks, that's awesome. I remember multiple replies going back and forth on this one for must have been days. This one still makes me laugh just thinking about it. I forgot how much the guy looked like Burt Young too.

          • Foley

            Chuck hangs around bordom.net. He also like to take pictures of himself terminating. Funny dude.

  • No money


  • Adz

    #22 Australia Mate 😉

  • DannyJ

    Wide awake at 1AM Edmonton, AB. I am having back surgery in 6 hours and don't feel tired. I am going to KCCO!


    • http://www.facebook.com/steven.sheret Steven Sheret

      Just getting back to my house in Edmonton after some Monday night drinks. Hope you have a quick recovery. KCCO my friend.

    • Kato

      Good luck on your surgery man!

    • RealZoo

      Hope you have a healthy & speedy recovery. KCCO.

      • Shockteck41

        Best of luck! KCCO Brotha.

    • xx1

      hey good luck with that! greetings from mexico.

    • Tiber_Septim

      Good Luck KCCO dude

    • freudianslipdress

      KCCO dude – I just had back surgery about 5 months ago. I feel SO much better. Good luck!!

    • OK Chiver

      good lick dude….KCCO

    • Child Please

      KCCO and good luck!

    • BackSurgerySucks

      Good luck to you! KCCO

  • dude

    haha #25 get the fuck outta her son!!

    • Irish Chive

      The player he kicked became his team mate the following season. Awkward

      • The_Ger

        Yeah, except that he's been loaned out the past couple years to Arsenal and West Ham

        • Irish Chive

          Because hes shite

    • ZIa

      That wasn't given a red card, much less a yellow. The officials never "saw" it.

  • Xcitebike

    #19 On your marks. Get set. FAIL!

    • Shenanigans

      One kid makes it, you can spot him at the last second. Champion.

      • Yuuup

        Anchorages finest

        • ChivetteKellie

          Kincaid park?

    • BlueLizzardGame

      You'd be surprised how often this happens. I mean, check how many times it happened in just this one gif. :p

  • B Dub

    #9. Come at me bro!

    • Notme

      I would be yielding to the goat.

  • Chuck

    #34 Seems legit, right?

  • carl

    nothing really comment worthy in this gallery.

    • Fate

      Yet, here we are

      • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

        Yea, must be hard to follow Felix's space jump and the "Dave on wheels" bombshell.

  • nbree

    This should be a People Are Weird post.

  • bErMeNtAl

    #9 cool! #34 creepy!

  • Whoville

    #28 that Who has a fucking machine gun.

    • Eric_Le_Awesome

      This is a production shot from Michael Bay's upcoming remake "How the Who Took Back Christmas."

      • True Story

        You forgot to mention that the Whos are now aliens

    • 'Merican


    • socalmarti

      I'll take that Who on my apocalypse team, nothing but a bright future for her!

    • thedude325

      She looks like a cabbage patch kid.

  • https://www.facebook.com/AfroWookie Ryan Duncan

    #10 I got your back



    • Max

      the REAL Master-Blaster

    • Sabre

      Someone should turn this into a movie!

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Or a Co-Op First Person Shooter.
        If Player 2 doesn't mind being On-Rails
        ….I guess we could throw in some Zombies in there

    • uplim

      Got your back but no ammo clip

      • Orukal

        From the looks of it, a 10 round magazine.

  • JP Sousa

    Almost a boob free post! #21 How long has it been Chive?
    #8 Should have gone to SpecSavers

    • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

      No boobs=no win. Sorry, someone had to say it.

      • JP Sousa

        The Chive reached boob saturation and now must find equilibrium

  • 6655321

    #25 #32
    Should never have sold Yossi.

    Instant classic.

  • IrishWolfhound

    #26 LMAO, that just made my morning.

    • Woop

      Incredibly photogenic guy meme

  • Kato

    #11 Oh my god! I'm naked!

    • Cartridge

      Sheriffs and Rangers tackled him pretty good

    • Ph3nom3non

      When and where did this happen?

      • BrandonW

        Texas Tech last Saturday.

        • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

          And wreck'em we did.

          • freudianslippers

            Goodness sakes, we sure did. It was almost no fun to watch… ALMOST.

    • tralfaz

      Thinks he is invisible and takes his close off so no one can see him. – Invisible boy from Mystery Men

  • Pete

    #25 Like a Bosingwa

  • RealZoo

    #29…Damn, this bitch is nasty!!!

  • Awm
  • Nash

    #33 It's The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown!

  • Tim

    Where's Paula the attention whore? Is the basement flooded?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Those asshats upstairs changed the WiFi password. Working on it….

      Oh Wait! Got it!!1!
      It's meow: Don'tComeHereMac-YouWork@Home

      – Fan testimonial: "You provide a spark to our site. – Anonymous"

  • Tim

    #6 fugly either way, who cares how many beers she can carry?

    • Zak

      Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

    • Anomanom

      Because you missed the part where she has like 10 gallons of beer. And it looks like it might even be good beer.

    • The_Ger

      That's a clown comment, bro.

    • Helena

      Yes, because no matter how skilled or talented a woman is, her only real purpose in life is to be attractive. Go choke.

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