Forever alone Asian got tired of seeing his friends posting makeout photos on Facebook (19 Photos)

... so he posted some of his own.

  • Canadastani

    Dafuq did I just look at?

  • KFAD


    • Woody

      Bring back D@veonwheels !!!

  • rajMcgondi

    If this is art, ive got a drawer full of semen filled socks with pubes on them for your next post.

    • Football Friends

      That's disgusting. Either stop ejaculating into socks like a creep or do your laundry.

      • Truth

        It's not art

    • Woop

      Too bad everyone here has the same. Value = $0

    • chiveadmin

  • lame

    and the chive has lowered the bar yet again

    • The_Dood

      Somebody call James Cameron.

      • BlueLizzardGame

        So that James Cameron can do what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron!

    • wdh

      it's cause john has to feel better about his not so handsome mug..

    • andyINalbert

      which would be great if this was a limbo contest but since it aint…

  • Chuck

    That was may be the dumbest gallery I've seen on the chive!! That was worse thAn getting rickrolled….

  • peter

    some girl please help this poor bastard out

  • @undefined

    wow, thats depressing

  • siuado

    Fellow country men and women are so used to WTF that they don't even notice!

  • A_Yankova

    Freaky much?

  • beasty

    Hairy palms?

  • ProComedian

    that's funny.

  • CallMeMaybe

    Wow. So my life doesn't suck?

  • VCB

    Maybe he wouldn't be alone if he stopped taking pictures of himself making out with his hand in a wig.

  • tv_paul

    #19 In a country where old men dress up as Sailor Moon & young girls worship Hello Kitty this must seem rather pedestrian.

    • chiveadmin

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    • CalculatedRisk

      Especially since most of it's on the sidewalk.

      • Woop

        That's what i thought too. Although it did wig me out.

        • CalculatedRisk

          I hope he didn't have toupé too much for that piece.

    • KOREA

      Omg, these stupid japanese monkeys always make asians look bad. USA comrades, please nuke these bastids 2 more times..

  • MylesofStyles

    Is it just me, or are the streets there eerily devoid of cats?

  • Verbal_Kint

    He should have bought a box of kleenex and a bottle of Jergen's instead of that wig…

  • Dan

    i wonder if they’ll notice he’s hooking up with a quadruple amputee?

  • stevedampman

    Asian people make me laugh even when it's not funny

    • wdh

      i feel the same about douchebags. btw you seem like a very intelligent individual. dampman

      • west

        his chin beard made me laugh

  • GeoQuin4

    Does he expect this to change his situation?

  • ejaculASIAN

    i finally made it onto the chive! wait that's not me…shit we all look the same even to each other

    • Bink

      Your name is awesome.

      • rugerhoyt

        I second that…still laughing

    • wdh

      dude rly? your gonna make fun of yourself to make some honkies laugh? that's even sadder than this gallery.

      • ejaculASIAN

        if you can't laugh at yourself, then who can you really laugh at? but your message is noted. i'll pass it along to dave chapelle, chris rock, david hart, kat williams, and everyone else that laughs at themselves.

        • wdh

          Please don't compare yourself to these comics. And they make fun of everyone else first. Have some dignity you sellout.

          • KimChi Dot Com

            wdh is a closet homosexual

          • ejaculASIAN

            i'm sure if i saw a picture of you i'd have plenty to make fun of.

  • StarboardEngine

    Looks like a beaver is trying to give him a hickey.

  • ColaChiver

    Quite literally the saddest thing I have ever seen….

  • Kit

    He's just trying to fit in, that's all.

  • Brandon

    The virginity is strong in this one.

  • chiveadmin

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    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Hook. Really? Is that the only reason you are here? If you don't get thumbs up then delete the post.
      Someone needs a hug.

      • HOOK_the_LEGEND

        No no, Ill take my licks for deleting comment.My attempt to remove Troll failed miserably.

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