Newly Single Chivettes (35 Photos)

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  • ChiverOnFoot

    #4 #5 Like a fine wine

    • SOhioChiver

      you can drop the "onwheels" it was all lie!

      • ChiverOnFoot

        Good point, there we go

    • Beavis

      Fine wine is what you drank when you looked the pics!!!! More like why the long face miss Ed!!!!

      • SOhioChiver

        settle down Beavis

    • Ned Ryerson

      wow…. AWOOGA! AWOOGA!

    • Tyrion Lannister

      These two definitely got better with age. My thoughts exactly!

    • http://www.facebook.com/james.fahey.77 James Fahey

      beautiful!!! and in chicago which is my home turf!!!

    • RealZoo

      War Eagle!!!

    • Jawbone

      Suck in that gut, lady! You're fooling all of us! Really!

      • Yes

        Hahahaha she's sucking in her stomach in EVERY single picture. It's actually ridiculous.

        • sorrynotsorry

          Bc she is soft and squishy in all the wrong places…and has no boobs, hence the padded "swimsuit" top

    • billyjack13

      I think I see some TOE!

  • SOhioChiver

    #5 Hotter Now!

    • tralfaz

      I hoped they experimented at some time in their long friendship. Doesn't matter, in mind they did.

      • JinGJ

        I'd watch that video!

    • Tyrion Lannister

      Exactly!

    • lowrydyr

      Yes, like fine wine, they aged well!

    • TheWineHasGoneBad

      Am I the only one that thinks 2004 version is better!?!

      WTF?

    • billyjack13

      Camel TOE!

  • Justin

    Always a fav post

    • Jack Wagon

      #34 obviously the boy is gay. Can't hate him for that, I hear you are born like that… I couldn't imagine why, you are enough to turn a gay dude straight tho. KCCO!

    • Da Bogey

      #24, call me

  • SOhioChiver

    OMG #29 is Single! But that's impossible!

    • SOhioChiver

      In case you missed it MOAR of #29 Here: http://thechive.com/2012/10/11/you-asked-for-moar

      • busterbrown

        she also said she was married

        • SOhioChiver

          missed that…when/where did she say that?

          • Boobs

            Sounds like another OnWheels fiasco.

    • This Guy

      No sir, you have it wrong. It's impossibru!

    • ThisB

      Im not married and I am single !

      • jon

        I could change that

      • bob

        I too could change that. You are amazingly hot and I'm sure a fine conversationalist…

      • Liv

        How the hell are u single? I love ur style btw!

      • emailhobo

        U know, it would help if in this posts every poster would say what city they are in.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Well Anna Banana, I'm single. And hey what do you know I live in Colorado!

    • roadhog0

      Such a fine Chivette! Why couldnt I be in Colorado ๐Ÿ˜›

  • SOhioChiver

    #2 #7 #14 #16 #19 How do you Chivettes plan on getting a date without showing your pretty faces! Nice bodies, but we need to see your smile if we are going to decide whether or not to stalk you.

    • Dave

      Wow. Gorgeous

    • BigSchem

      You do have a point…albeit a creepy one…but valid nonetheless

    • JoeMamma

      Every one of them

    • Chiver_Sammy

      I'd have to agree about the showing faces part…a beautiful smile goes a long way…

    • BBoy1

      I have to say……..I'm good with the pictures. I like to leave the rest up to my imagination. After all, I'm smiling!

  • maboze1x

    Girl, with hips like this can't be single! #22

    • Tyler P

      you mean bewbs

      • maboze1x

        As well, but I can't stop imagine what if those panties would get any lower… ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • guest

          Oh, they CAN get lower.

  • johnnystyle25

    #29 Why don't you let me be the photographer?

  • Jon

    Jesus… #12 and #24 redefine pretty, they won't be single long

    • Josh

      Especially #12, drop dead gorgeous.

    • preston

      Who ever lost this beautiful face is a straight up idiot!

  • erikhart

    good ol #1

  • Bad Wolf

    Newly Single Chivettes are amazing but how can I meet one?

    • Bob

      Get off the Internet

      • SOhioChiver

        LOL!

      • Bad Wolf

        That's weird, so my hour a day on the internet is too much. It's good to know. Thanks!

      • Dude

        Says the guy on the Internet!!

    • swenka

      Well, if the used the Chive's dating deal, or posted where they were from xD

  • TheBAMFinater

    Don't worry ladies, you'll find someone. Heck, if I can find someone anyone can.

  • Brian

    #17
    Ginger? Check
    Blue Eyes? Check
    Pretty Smile? Check
    FLBP? Double Check
    Ink? Check

    Line to be her next starts after me boys.

    • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

      thank you. ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Loyal Chivette? Check

      • Hehehe

        Ur cute;)

        • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

          Spanks.

          • Hehehe

            Wow check loyal!

      • el niño

        I think I'm in love. โค Are you in the LA area?

        • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

          Seattle.

      • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

        Definitely awesome. Do you happen to have a twitter where people can stalk you? (In a non-creepy way, of course :P)

        • http://www.facebook.com/Samantha.D.Schmidt Samantha D Schmidt

          @Samantha25S

      • Houdini112

        I never liked freckles so much as I do now!! Thank you for posting those wonderful photos.
        Your Dutch fan from now on,xx

    • Billy Hayes

      Your the only one in line for that soulless fatty

      • Hmmm

        And u must b the ex. Nice.

        • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

          Haha, soulless, possibly, but fatty? now thats harsh. I am totally fat fitting into my size 2 jeans… If you dont have anything nice to say, stfu. KCCO and stop being a dick.

          • Nolan

            Ive dated plenty of girls that wear a size 2, or even 0 and 4's and 5's … and those hips are not squeezing into a 26" waist!

            • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

              Haha, wanna see my jeans?

              • Nolan

                How about a pic in your underwear ๐Ÿ˜‰ A size 2 will have a tight body. If your really wanna prove it, wrap a measuring tape around your waist

          • Jawbone

            Don't let him get you down, girl. He probably just isn't into attention whores with gunts.

        • Billy Hayes

          Nope just not into chubby gingers.. If your not careful they will try and steal your soul..

          • kcco

            Billy, I think calling any woman "chubby" just because of a picture, means you probably don't have a soul…

            • Billy H

              kcco, How does stating the obvious mean you no longer have a soul?
              Samantha- Yea I want to see your jeans! Prove me wrong and Ill eat my words!

              • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

                send me an email address. its one thing to call me soulless…. which is true being a ginger and all, but calling someone fat is rude. I will certainly prove you wrong….

                • Billy H

                  Chubby not fat. Fat is gross.. OK Ill go with thick.. Is that better. How do I send you an e-mail address? .. This better not be a trick into stealing my soul… Fool me once!….

                  • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

                    http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt. send me your email address on there, and i will send you pictures just to make you eat your own words ๐Ÿ™‚ i expect an apology also.

                    • TheTruth

                      Fat, ugly and red headed is no way to go through life…having big tits does not save you, sorry.

                    • billyasshole

                      having a small penis must be horrible.

                    • Kyle

                      I would give you an email address to get more pictures. That guy is a loser. You are beautiful!!

                    • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

                      I am still waiting for a message…..

                    • Billy

                      No need, just checked out your pics on your FB.. There is no way your a size 2 when your legs touch from the calves up!.. If your were a size 2, you would have a nice gap to mind.. Nice try though. I knew it was a trick to steal my soul! You gingers are getting cleaver. Haha

                    • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

                      too bad when you go to my fb, you cant see any pictures…..because everything is set to private. so good try… but you sir are wrong.

                    • Kyle

                      That dude is a loser!!

                    • Billy

                      Well thats because you just changed it. There was about 10 pics I could see, but now they are all down. One of you and some black girl was one. And what about the one of you in black shorts standing with the dude in red shorts in front of a rock.. That one proves my point exactly! Boom

                    • billyasshole

                      Billy go fuck yourself and learn what KCCO really means asshole.

                    • Really?

                      I think you forgot to add the Hill in front of your name Billy. Go back to screwing pigs and yelling Suwee!

                    • Billy

                      *Clever

                    • KCCO24

                      Billy, go home.

                    • Becca

                      Really interested in seeing what YOU look like. Bet you'd never have a chance with her.

                    • Samanthajane.

                      exactly. post a picture of you, and we will see how kind or unkind people are. atleast I have the courage to send them in.

                    • romeo

                      Your beautiful i don't care what anyone says

          • Hmmm

            Reds can steal away if they want;)

          • kcco

            Clearly this site isn't for you and obviously KCCO means nothing to you.

            • moe.man

              This dude needs to check himself..He is a nobody who is probably 600lbs..Honey your Smoking hot with amazing eyes and a great rack!!

    • Alicia

      You guys are really mean. The Chive is not here to promote bullying, and I can't believe that chivers would bully another chiver/chivette. She's not chubby.

      • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane.

        Thank you. ๐Ÿ™‚ and honestly, Ive been called everything under the sun, but very insecure men. I know what I look like, and I know i am not Chubby. I have curves, but in all the right places. If someone wants to make a negative comment then they are clearly not ok with what they have to look at in the mirror. TheChive isnt about bullying and putting people down. Clearly some of us need to think before we type. KCCO and thanks Alicia.

        • http://twitter.com/SoCal_Chiver SoCal_Chiver

          KCCO Samanthajane. and Alicia, you look gorgeous.

        • jblaski

          I happen to know this girl well, and it's true, she does have curves in all the right places! Certainly not chubby or anything else!

          • Samanthajane.

            Thanks Jake. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Jawbone

        Sure its here to promote bullying. Did you not see the one making fun of honey boo boo's mom yesterday? Can't have it both ways, kids. Sorry.

        • kcco24

          where does it say "please write as many rude, mean, bullying comments" under KCCO?

        • Shooot Hypocrites

          EXACTLY!! The Chive had an entire post making fun of how fat she was, and then every comment in that post was nothing but shit talking about her as well… How hypocritical to pick and choose which fat girls to make comments about!.. This girl is admitting to have curves, which we all know in reality is a "few extra pounds"..No girl admits to being fat, chubby, thick, etc. They take sneaky pics and disguise the way they describe their body with phrases like "I have curves"…No way she is a size 2 like she is claiming.

          • kcco72

            and you probably are overweight. nobody is perfect and curves means hips and ass and boobs… not a stick figure. so go fuck off you stupid asshole. who really gives any fucks? she's fucking hot and I wouldnt care what size she is. so KCCO or fuck off.

    • Bstenger

      I think you look great!

      • Samanthajane.

        Thank you.

        • Michael

          yvw

    • JWC

      I would bang you six ways from sunday.

      • bystander

        Isnt that the truth wish you were close to Lexington ky

    • kaskar

      who in their right mind would break up with this beautiful woman

      • Samanthajane.

        I broke up with him. thats what you get for cheating on me with a MARRIED and PREGNANT chick. haha some guys are total assholes. were not all crazy.

        • Miki

          Samantha you look amazing. We need more!!!!

  • Undergrad

    So sorry for your loss Keith #23

    • KBCool

      This is akward, but I'm not your ex and i'm married so i really don't know what I'm missing so I will KCCO.

    • Ash

      When are chicks going to stop saying this shit? He knows damn well what he's missing and you still weren't worth it. And guess what he might be gaining? All the chicks on this page with far better bodies than you.

      • Someone

        They are saying that to make themselves feel better. Most of the time they're wrong

    • Rex Crotch

      Keith is probably banging her hotter friends now.

    • VaderWRX

      She's probably below the Vickie Mendoza diagonal

    • mojo77

      Maybe if you had shown this to Keith while you were together………

  • SOhioChiver

    #35 KCCO You won't be single long! Very Pretty, how about some MOAR!

  • maboze1x

    Single? All of them? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ #16 #19 #20 #23 #29

    • On to the Next!!

      Show me a hot chick, and Ill show you 10 dudes that are tired of bangin her crazy ass!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jason.m.johnson.94 Jason 'Moose' Johnson

    #35, lets be thankful for that!!!

  • jbcrazylife

    need to find out where in Texas #14 is!!!

    • JMAKK

      I was hoping somebody made this comment! MOAR #14!

    • Rhino

      I second that! where u located?

    • Caleb

      Nooo shit! Please be in ft worth lol

    • Texas Chivette

      San Antonio ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • quartotenore

    All kinds of crazy going on here. Little wonder you're single.

    • Woop

      you can tell that from the photos? you're probably right tho.

    • sanity

      I completely agree. I posted below.

    • kim

      Girls who send vengeful pics of goodies to website maaaaybe aren't great girlfriend material? I do smell a tinge of crazy.

      • DrunkOldMan

        All on both sides are crazy. It's about finding "your brand" of crazy.

        • Becca

          Not my brand of crazy, then. I think it's completely irresponsible.

    • On to the Next

      Yup!! Show me a hot chick, and Ill show you 10 dudes that are tired of bangin her crazy ass!

  • besley

    #12 – Call Me!!

    • z chiver

      Maybe?

    • Boobs

      Maybe?

    • Dave

      Totally fine.

    • Tyler

      Are you still looking

  • devin skolaski

    # 9 please be mine

    • SOhioChiver

      no space, like this #9

  • SOhioChiver

    #34 I agree MOAR!

    • Aholee

      Square-bodied freak!

    • truth

      the boy you've been crushing on knows you are insane.

      dodging bullets like some shit out da matrix, yo.

      • Master_Rahl

        sometimes, insane is worth it. She's not someone you just say 'nothing will happen' to… at least give her a shot. She's too sexy not to.

  • SOhioChiver

    #24 very cute, how about MOAR!

    • djstout17

      All the chivettes are always from Texas, Canada or East coast it seems. I need #24 to be from California to help out a recently single Chiver! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • hootie

        #24 – she was definitely the hottest one of the bunch (and we only see her face)

  • The Buddha

    #18 Dibs!

    • B Dub

      Yes….#18 is stunning.

      • RFinAK

        She has my vote!

        • RAS

          And Mine!

          • Jawbone

            Easy boys. It's got plenty of forehead to go around!

            • Len

              Mom?

      • Liv

        Like a dogs nose!

    • Jim

      Sorry but I am already there. #18 is hot!

  • TotesAwesome

    I wish I didn't have to walk around with my wiener behind my belt for the next hour now that I've seen this.

  • nobody

    OMG what people throw away these days #10

    • SOhioChiver

      Decent body but you need to work on your smile. We like Happy Chivettes!

    • truth

      looks like a crack addict.

    • joe

      nothing good there…

    • Que

      a booty that flat makes me a sad panda.

    • Magic

      Lifeless face and average body, she looks boring and bitchy! Id throw it away too!

    • Kato

      She is simply looking for revenge sex. For that, we can cut her some slack on the face eh?

      • bob

        Remember that for every woman no matter how hot, somewhere, there is a man sick of her shit.

    • ...

      Looks like a bitch. Just saying…

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