The ever-evolving chin of Mother Boo Boo (9 Photos)

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  • Peter Griffin

    why chive why

    • herp de derp

      your chin looks like balls

      • noobbuster

        ballchinian

        • Nutthrotian

          you might say she's got a 'scrotee,' perhaps?

  • Guuest

    firsticles

    • MasterFlash

      Sad part is, you went through all this trouble knowing you would be downvoted into oblivion…….and you aren't even first….

  • Rhodophon

    Is it still fashionable to make a Chinese phone book reference? No?

    • ThunderKCCO

      I believe in this instance it would be deemed acceptable.

    • HobbesLeviathan

      I was actually expecting for the last pic to be something along the lines of the yellow pages with 'Beijing' written on it.

  • sean

    I wanna lock her in a box and throw it in the ocean.

    • z0phi3l

      How about we take the whole cast of Toddlers and Tiaras, throw em all in a decommissioned boat and let the Navy use it for target practice? Hell throw in the cast of Jersey Shore and 16 and Pregnant in for double points

      • brandon

        you forgot justin bieber

        • Crazy_Jake

          Shoot them all into outer space and hope some alien race doesnt get mad at us and blow us into small pieces.

    • Kill it with fire!

      But that would pollute the ocean, surely shooting the box into the sun with all the family is a better idea?

    • joe shabadoo

      you're gonna need a really big box

    • Jared

      good luck finding a big enough box

      • Peter Griffin

        i bet you could fit all of them in octomom's box and solve another problem at once

  • scotology

    I was waiting for a picture of Jabba

    • LaurenGoMeow

      So was i…

  • Tiber_Septim

    more Chins than a Chinese phonebook – dah dum tish

    • Woop

      no one uses a phone book anymore.

      • mitch

        the chinese do

    • Rik

      Gay

  • Pierce&pierce

    Ive got to return some video tapes

    • Darrell

      Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.

      • PaulAllen

        "Hey Paul! Ahhhhhh! Try to get a reservation at dorsia now you stupid fucking bastard!"

  • NebraskaGuy

    #5 I think I threw up a little in my mouth just now …

  • Andy Valentine

    #7 – £50 says that a coronary gets her before this point

    • Stupid fucking jap

      $50 says nobody in America knows what kid of stupid fucking currency you're talking about.. SPEAK AMERICAN!

      • TheFrontier

        That's 50 pounds dip shit. Pounds meaning he's British. British meaning he knows English. And ps. it took me 0.30 seconds using google to figure out that equals $80.57.

      • Woop

        Retard. Shut up you're embarrassing the rest of us americans.

        • mitch

          Its funny how mad you can make americans with a little truth and knowledge

      • Andy Valentine

        And yet again, I breath a sigh of despair for humanity.

      • fucked

        I bet you're the guy who had a shitty job but lost it because you faked an injury in an attempt to collect workers comp but that failed and your wife left you so now you are on The Chive in a public library but are about to get kicked out of that because you're homeless and have no education.

      • fish

        You mean speak English, you 'merican Retard. The guys British, you know, as in invented the English Language, so he speaks it better than you do. God, Americans are so fuckin embarrassing
        sometimes.

    • z0phi3l

      Too bad she'll get "free" medical care and be saved by doctors who could be saving a more worthwhile member of society

  • KCCO HOCKEY

    My balls would appear smooth as eggs beside her chins…

  • David

    #6 looks like I threw a rock into a still pond

    • This guy has a pair

      Thank you for not being such a sensitive pussy like the next 6 commenters and having a good laugh at someone else's expense, I applaud you, fine sir!

      Nice to see someone still has a set of nuts between their legs unlike the strap-on wielding vaginas below.

  • REALLY?

    We say bullying isn't cool, but we do it anyway?
    Nice way to teach hate.

    • Terwilliger

      Apparently it's ok because she's over weight and we all know that makes her evil .

      • The Truth

        Is it not evil, in it's own way, how she is raising and has raised her children?

    • REALLY? Butt-hurt

      Stop being such a fucking pussy and just have a laugh, would you? It's not bullying if they're so fat that they have it coming.

      That, and she is capable of eating any bullies, so we bully at our own risk.

      • Fyou

        You are a moron, it isn't bullying if you are ugly then either? Put your pic up here and let me judge you – Im sure you aren't perfect either.. I wish the world would just drown pieces of shit like you in the ocean!

    • Yeah

      I think someone is overweight…

      • Bob

        Bullying really isn't cool in any form, unless of course the target of your insults has signed away their rights in the form of a reality TV contract. Then it's game on. And really, the only ways to get on reality TV are either to be stupid and look hot, or stupid and look like Andre the Giant's thumb.

        • ScottyB

          Lost it at "Andre the Giant's thumb"

    • adam

      Bullying is cool. If it wasn't for that bully in school would you be the strong, independent person you are today? this isnt american history x. no one is "teaching" hate. just voicing our opinions.

  • Dear god...

    It was defently not easy but i managed to masturbate to this… Now i'm going to boil my eyes and dick….

    • Jen

      think about how warm all her chins would feel on your balls.

    • max

      Quit recycling the "it wasn't easy but I just masturbated to this…" comment and think of your own shit, ass hat. Feel free to boil your tiny dick though.
      And your attempt to spell "definitely" is hilarious. Eat shit.

  • Toygrrrl

    And people get all furious and outraged when children bully other children.. Yet here are a bunch of adults making fun of another adult. Monkey see, monkey do….

    • Jawbone

      You know how it is. It's only cool if every mouth breather monkey piles on what is perceived as cool in the moment.

      • Grow a pair, queers

        Stop being such a fucking pussy and just have a laugh, would you? It's not bullying if they're so fat that they have it coming.

        That, and she is capable of eating any bullies, so we bully at our own risk.

        So sick of the liberal retards that get butthurt any time someone gets made fun of online these days, have you forgotten that anonymous bullying is the whole point of the Internet? I bet you guys were shoved into lockers for being queers back in high school, AMIRIGHT?

        P.S. I was the cool kid shoving you queers into lockers back in the day, and my kids will shove your queer kids into lockers when they are of age, because THAT'S WHAT COOL KIDS DO, ¡YO!

        • The_Dood

          And then the "queer" kids will be the bosses of your kids, and make them do trivial tedious tasks for minimum wage.

          • George

            Wanna no something funny? There is actually studies that prove this wrong… It is just something we tell kids to cope. They have proven (unfortunately) the "popular" kids in high school make more money later in life.

            • asdasd

              True Story, George.

        • Toygrrrl

          AHAHA…come on now.. you were never cool. Your just that big kid who everyone hated. Let's be serious here. You are just as much of a hilbilly as this lady and we all know it.
          Its not what "cool kids" do… it's what assholes do. You are confused.

      • Toygrrrl

        I find that offensive! I only breathe through my mouth because I have nasal issues you bully!

    • Jopev

      Because there are so many children visiting TheChive.

      • Bob

        Just gonna say that. My 2-year-old is not a Chiver.

  • freudianslippers

    She's raising a happy family and doing a lot for charity, but that probably doesn't count since she's heavy. I'm sure the hatred posted here about her will convince her to lose weight; bullies and perfect people are really motivational that way.

    • Bob

      She does a lot for charity? Was that shown on the series? Do you have anymore info? I'm just curious.

    • 2fat2furious

      She's raising a heavy family and doing a lot for Mountain Dew, but that probably doesn't count since she's ugly. I'm sure the hatred posted here about her will convince her to change nothing; bullies and perfect people pay for this kind of crap by continuing to subscribe to television providers that continue to air trash such as her, further giving the message that people like this shouldn't feel bad about their terrible choices or terrible families.

      There, I fixed that for you.

    • El_Hefe

      Are you that fat news reporter that went on a rant about an email she got!?!

  • Jawbone

    This site is incredible to me. What's the point of shitty photo shops of this lady? Still too pissed at being taken by DaveonWheels that sympathy to anyone else is out of the question? Fucking pathetic.

  • cutter 1

    This is a very uncool chive post. Making fun over someones' weight? really?

    • Grow a pair, queers

      Stop being such a fucking pussy and just have a laugh, would you? It's not bullying if they're so fat that they have it coming.

      That, and she is capable of eating any bullies, so we bully at our own risk.

      So sick of the liberal retards that get butthurt any time someone gets made fun of online these days, have you forgotten that anonymous bullying is the whole point of the Internet? I bet you guys were shoved into lockers for being queers back in high school, AMIRIGHT?

      P.S. I was the cool kid shoving you queers into lockers back in the day, and my kids will shove your queer kids into lockers when they are of age, because THAT'S WHAT COOL KIDS DO, ¡YO!

      • joe shabadoo

        how many times you going to copy and paste this?

      • asd

        stop copying and pasting this crap, would you?

        stop pushing your conservative dribble. queer.

      • mrkerrdontplay

        you're 100% right. it's called selective outrage. this site has so many PC pussies it is infuriating. most of the time people who make jokes are ridiculed for being "douches," yet this form of collective trolling is embraced. bunch. of. fags.

      • socalmarti

        Yep, and my boyfriend, the one you shoved in the locker? He now signs your paychecks and gets regular blowjobs from a hot chivette like me and you just look like a douche to me, and so do your kids!

      • Ozarkschiver

        I wasn't all that cool in school but if you would've tried your brokedick locker trick on me, you'd have been picking your teeth outta your ass, motherfucker. Go clean your trailer, bitch…

  • KCCO HOCKEY

    not making fun of weight. these are all head shots and it is harf to determine a persons body based on a head shot as many facebook and online dating profile pictures can teach us!

  • BrianRoss

    The human thumb!!!!!
    #humanthumb

    Lololololol

  • mitter78

    Now more than ever we need you to go away.

  • Jared

    HAHAH , holy shit, guy in the office next to me stuck his head in my door to check on me. Was laughing so hard, started choking on my coffee.

  • Kbns

    Do you think she would have gotten the show and fame if she were normal looking? Probably not, her outrageous chins have helped her become what she is.

  • dookie

    I cannot believe that an actual post was made about this woman. Is it her size you like to mock? Is it the fact that she's hillbilly? Or is it the fact that she just doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks? Low Blow Chive, let's try to be a little more creative.

    • Ummm

      I'm betting "dookie" is a fatass.

    • The Truth

      no

    • dookie is a fattie

      It's the fact that she's a horrible human slob. It's the fact that she embodies an unfortunate attitude that America seems to be warming up to… poor diet? poor choices? "It's not my fault, I'm different!"

      But yeah, let's face it; she's a disgusting, fat, probably inbred, waste of human life, as is her equally disgusting daughter… the worst part is that they're basically holding up a mirror to a particular part of the American population… and sadly, they don't seem to get the joke.

  • navydudemanbro

    Id hit it =)

    • Jen

      you could have sex WITH the chins and you could even pick a different chin for each day of the week!

    • Pokes

      Yeah…with my car.

    • asd

      with a drone strike…

  • Mackin

    Even spam I agree with is spam.

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