Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • zgriffin22

    Finally DMA is up, I can go to bed.

    • Jesse

      word. also, TomFHanks shirts, please, chive. thanks. while you're at it…… maybe some steve f%ckin martin shirts are in order. otherwise, i'm the only tard who grew up in the 80's and enjoyed their films.

      • boobman

        i second that motion

        • DaddyD

          WHich one? For Hanks and Martin shirts? Or that Jesse is the only one who enjoyed their films?

  • Tiber_Septim

    #8 congrats KCCO and fuck cancer

    • fuck this

      ugh some more lifetime bs

    • Dee

      Haven't learnt your lesson yet Chive? Still posting people with "real" conditions? Look forward to the fall.

    • dana melton

      u go Ginger .. XOXOX Ur always Doing it right …

  • MattyDeuce

    #8 hell yes, congrats, that is amazing news!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #29 great work guys, nice conservationist move

    • YAWN

      censoring comments = lame

    • Herb

      You say that until they raid you property, shitting on you deck and porch. They are violent, diseased rats, with liars as their PR. Trap them and shoot them. You might get $5 a pelt to pay for the soap.

      • don57

        I hope you realize that racoons have many diseases that can be transmitted to humans – the easiest way to get one out of a dumpster is to lay a board in so that they can use it to climb out

    • nathan

      holy crap guys… nice to save an animal and all, but use a more contrasting color for your text! i'm almost blind from eye strain now!

    • bad move

      filthy, mischievious animals should have just put it out of its misery right there. They've overrun our cities and we need to cull them

    • Jon Green

      I don't understand why you didn't just shoot it and put it out of its misery. I guess you never read "Where the Red Fern Grows".

    • mikey

      what a dumb, attention seeking move to get on the chive. laaaaaaaaaaame

      • joe shabadoo

        what?! you mean when you do something nice you don't take tons of pics and send them to TheChive to show everyone how awesome you are???? why the hell else are you doing something nice if it isn't for attention?!?!?

    • C-spot

      It's a pest, kill it an move on with your life.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #21 Remembering that Simpsons headline "Old man yells at cloud"

  • I'm a Yellow Jacket

    #35 Is a very lucky man.

    • BudHa

      he has binders full of women

    • janco

      That made his day!

    • savagecabbage

      Ms. ireland contest,

    • Kris

      I would like going to work every day if this was my commute.

    • Big Poppa

      Gonna get me a bike, Bitches love bikes.

  • MattyDeuce

    #2 Kinda reminds me of Boo from Super Mario! B)

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Quick! He won't molest you if you stare at him.

  • p1ll

    LOL #5 Jersey shore auditions :p

    • Andy Valentine

      Looks like a slightly more creepy version of Michael Jackson.

      Or less creepy, depending on your take.

    • bob

      Talent. (thats not it)
      but at least she has skills to fall back on.

  • DBig

    Only midnight at the DAR is up. Gonna be a good day, Tater!

  • DBig

    and* Obviously I'm not.

  • https://www.facebook.com/hannah.fontenot Hannah Fontenot

    Yay for #16 proof that everyone can be bribed for the right price haha

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I will accept your "Damn You to Hell" with HONOR

    • Deep Dish

      Coolest guy in Hollywood.

      • Amanda

        Also everyone, if you don't already listen to the nerdist podcast do yourself a favor and pleasure your ears with that awesomeness. The Tom hanks episode was amazing!

        • CatSaidMoo

          Hear hear Amanda. Everyone should check out EVERYTHING that the nerdist industries puts out

    • celkali

      Does this mean Chris is a Chiver?

  • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

    #10 i love it.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I Can SMELL the saltwater just watching this gif

    • flatmike

      Dickwad in the boat needs to have his ass kicked

    • SlimtwigMJ

      #10 Cytheria was here

    • Travis

      Is that Bruce Jenner? Sure the hell looks like him….that is funny – he looks like he was acting all suave and BAMMMM! he was knocked the hell over! Old school "owned"

  • p1ll

    #26 he prefers the back door with out the V & Boobs

    • lexifer

      in case you didn't already know… 😛

    • NothingToSeeHere

      Seems not quite to have figured it out yet though…

      • Barry McKokkinner

        Agreed, I'd say he's doing it wrong.

    • Master_Rahl

      apparently, he's doing something very wrong.

    • joe shabadoo

      p1ll knows this from experience, or he was just making a crappy joke… one or the other

  • Larry

    #10 made me feel kind of warm and fuzzy inside

  • Trent

    #35 Is how I want to go to heaven too

  • Larry

    I meant to post #18

    • Ha!

      Too late.

  • kal50

    #9 brrrrrpppppppppaaaaappppppppp

    • Schnizz56

      That's one high powered chest right there!!

    • SOhioChiver


    • Mercruiser

      I like to go:
      Brub brub brub brub brrrrb brrrrb brrb brrb brrb brb brb b b b b b b b Bruuum Bruumm Bruummm b b b b b b b b

    • beasty

      I'll have what she's having….. boobs!

  • brad k

    #26 you're doing it wrong.

    • JdJ

      They didn't fully quote him. His full quote was:
      "Sex was not worth the wait. After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it? I don't get anything put into me?"

      • joe shabadoo

        can always count on chivers to come up with the crappiest jokes

        • Yep

          Go back to reddit


    #35 what a pimp

  • gclark

    #33 #5 always did love these type of pumpkin designs and if singing doesnt pan out for this women I have a job she might do very well at.

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #29 Real men rescue raccoons (and other furry critters). Bravo!

    • VCB

      Men who help animals are hot as fuck.

      • joe shabadoo

        especially when they take tons of pictures throughout the process to send to photo blogs. I better remember to have my camera handy next time i stop to move a turtle out of the road, cause if i can't send pics of me doing it to the Chive, well then whats point of doing it?

  • hunter

    #29 then i shot it because it had rabies you sensitive fucks

    • Herb



      The fuking thing had distemper which is why it was so messed up. Now it can spread that shit to dogs. Fuking bleeding hearts! Leave wildlife to the experts dumbass!

  • Dr_StrangePants

    #3 I would say this is getting ridiculous….but that's what I said a month ago when I was merely 1 minute into the music video

    • BlueDevil_2012

      I agree but I'm curious how this photo was even caught on camera? Is that really Hugh jackman and the real Psy guy or whatever he's called? Or are they look-a-likes?

    • Yerp

      Might even be worse than "Call Me Maybe"

  • El Coño

    #1 No way Bells is bigger than Waimea bro!

    • Charlie don't surf

      lt will be next year.

      Bodhi believes the -year storm is coming next year.

      -year storm. What's that?

      That's kind of a legend.

      No, it's real. lt's absolutely real.

      Everything moves in cycles,…

      ..so twice a century the ocean let's us knowjust how small we really are.

      • PDiddily420

        "We'll get him when he comes back in"

        " He's not coming back"

  • ryan

    #33 thats some funny stuff right there

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yeah, it was funny the first time I saw it 10 years ago.

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