What the, I don’t even… (34 Photos)

  • Needing a Trollop

    #7 Mobile phone?

    • mojo77

      I love the Chive, but damn! Lately the site has been packing more Trojans than Wilt Chamberlain's wallet. My anti virus is working double time!

    • Chris

      Actually, I think that is the early version of the pope mobile.

    • Cris

      Actually these are gypsies in Romania stealing a phone booth and selling it at the scrap yard .. I lived there…

      fuck the gipsies everywhere

  • myst

    #33 made me spy my pop on my phone so glad no one saw that lol 🙂

    • MylesofStyles

      My reply to your comment is word for word the exact same as the title of this post.

    • mick0311

      …then tells the internet about it.

      • Jen

        i think i can translate. it made him spit his pop (soda) on his phone. yes?

    • Anon

      English mother fucker…do you speak it?

  • IrishInNJ

    #24 It is hump day after all!
    #7 Mobile phone in Honduras.

  • tv_paul

    #3 I think that one girl has jizz all over her stomach

    • awful

      another classy comment

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Can't say I hate it..

    • Foci

      I have to admit that the girl in the middle looks rather attractive. Damn hippies!

    • PLURB===D

      Those arent hippies, those are ravers. Trust me, under the hot exterior these women are doped to the gills and vapid as fQ.

    • Becca

      I can.

  • pissoff


    • nig nog


    • Clark


  • whyme1973

    #14 At least she knows how to handle some meat.

    • Hunting

      Seems she does appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats?

    • John

      Like the only girl in the bar at last call…

    • Ken

      Ooh, two of my favorite things….nitrated meat and sausage…

    • mittens

      I can't believe no one said "sausage fest" yet.

    • Yak Surfer

      Better use of meat than Lady Gaga

  • Rick

    #20 I'd be kinda proud if that was my childhood picture :')

    • mick0311

      yeah, I bet you'd like a cock and a smoke.

    • paws

      Looks a little young to be smoking after sex.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #2 You're all a bunch of sheeple

    • Notknowing

      OOooooo…their scratchy….but a niiiice scratchy.

    • Jen

      theyre so baaaaaaad.

  • tv_paul

    #14 Is this Mrs. Abe Froman, Sausage King of Chicago?

  • Almne


    I remember that guy from Dragoncon

  • CowboyChiver

    #21 Join our fraternity they said…. It will be fun they said…

    • tv_paul

      Thank you sir may I have another.

    • Qlimax

      this pic is from finnish army =)

      • Ninja

        That's true, Finnish army as its best

        • Qlimax

          toudellakin =)

  • Cramecirp

    #14 Hi! I'm pleased to MEAT you!

    • DaddyD

      I never sausage a bad pun.

      • Really?

        I'd still pork her.

  • _DoC_


    • fact checkerq

      no shit #34 is going to give me nightmares for weeks.

      • LandCat


        • ZachBob

          I still don't get it. Not at all.

    • robsterling

      #9 scared the crap outta me.

      • reebus

        wtf is that?? its creepy as shit ( no pun intended)

  • nig nog

    Is it weird #14 gave me a boner?

    • Ummm


  • CallMeMaybe


    • reaperMEDIC

      I'm Old Greg… Its my downstairs mix up.

    • TimboJackson

      Is this Mac?

    • chiver

      no big deal, the guy's just vegging out

  • dbeez

    i never noticed the Easter Island Duckface until that pic.

    Attention whore's have a long line of ancestors.

  • hoodrat

    That Easter island looking girl still has a nice rack. I would.

    • FunKiller

      Standards – Some people just have none.

    • whale hntr

      you sir – have used the light switch in your room before

  • Justin Cider

    #20 Not the picture of a "young boy smoking cock" the pedo had hoped for.

    • It's huge

      Would you look at the size of his cock! holy moly.

    • He has a big cock

      He can barely cross his legs because his cock gets in the way.

  • TomatoTipper

    #13 Takes the cake!

    • Big Poppa

      welcome to British Summertime

  • jbcrazylife

    #28 disturbed!!!

    • DexterX

      mmmmm birthday cake redefined

  • Anon

    Don't care. Still fapped.

    • Anon2

      Did it take a crane to get it off?

  • FunKiller

    Words simply can not describe these photos.

  • Im_B4TM4N


    those crazy frat guys

    • Ziggy

      That's finnish army…

    • Samsson

      Yup, those are proud soldiers of the Finnish army.
      I would know, I was one once… 😉

      • Qlimax

        ultimate rättisulkeiset =)

  • Justin

    #10 F.I.S.H Fuck It.. Shit Happens

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