Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

  • The_Truth

    #12 Geez… Dandruff much?

    • cels0_o

      I keep wondering what the hell that is

      • desertsteel

        gotta b powdered sugar…..or blow

    • Deep Dish

      I thought it was blow

      • InfectedArchitect

        Nothing better than a line off a chivette's ass, also known as a NPH.

    • robiFlame

      its SAND! she's in a surfing suit

    • Fred Flintstone

      Look at the texture/material of those pants. I'm pretty sure it's just the light kind of reflecting off… not dandruff.

      • tatt2iwHCH

        I agree with fred here now lets go drink at the buffalo lodge

        • CaptainAwesome

          How this joke is getting downvoted I'll never know

    • Electric Boogalo

      sugar coated, mofo

    • SuckIt

      It's dried semen.

    • Paul Woodrome

      Whatever it is i want to lick it

    • Kato

      She ain't wearing any underwear cause she got dandruff in her pants.

    • hairy

      I shave my butthole and my balls like they need detasseling with hipsters…what the fuck are you talking aboot Walter?

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    Early DAR's That's that shit I DO like!

    • jef

      does anyone keep getting sent to badink(.)com for no reason while looking around on here?

      • Tool

        I got sent to raunchy gf's. maybe i should clear my cookies

      • Bruce

        I do too. Annoying as hell. Also get sent to sex pill website.

      • Chris

        Your not alone, it happene to me once and I've never been the same since.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jeff.watkins.1232 Jeff Watkins

      Glad to see I'm not the only one who gets signed on as @Undedined using twitter here

  • Slippery


  • Zedhere

    #7 Id be fired my first day.

  • Justme

    #21 My new wallpaper.

    • cDubya

      Ditto. Stopped scrolling just to save it!

    • Firefighter23

      I have Jake from Adventure Time as my wallpaper. Shut up! I is mature!

    • Brian

      Totally belongs in the wallpaper post, and needs to be at least 1600×900!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

    #29 be careful with that heel…

    • Bhodi

      That's one of the sexiest poses

      • J_Ace


    • Ken

      Please send in Moar

    • BOOM!

      HO Canada!

    • Chiver_Sammy

      You certainly seem to be doing it right…MOAR indeed…

    • rugerhoyt

      She wins the internet, and the moon, and all the maple syrup in Canada!!!!

    • JMAKK

      Your A Natural!

      • Ass


    • Badger of honey

      Can we get an IP ban on this assclown?

      • Bluto

        I'm starting to think it is actually related to the Chive because otherwise you would think they would have done something about it by now. What say you, Chive guys?

        • OzarksChiver

          Whatever it is, it's annoying and fucking childish. Probably comes from some dumbshit loser that never gets laid unless there's a tranny hooker involved. And too fucking stupid to change it up once in awhile.

  • stevedampman

    #13 keyboard cat had a baby

  • MylesofStyles

    #8 Some men want to watch their art burn.

    • Hrdwood

      Obviously, this guy plays with his wood more than I do…

      • Danno

        #8 No we can't stay warm this winter. You'll fuck up my art.

  • Diggler

    #24 These instagram filters are getting old…

    • neverwoulda guessed

      I thought it was tara reid from her big lebowski days

    • its_forge

      who cares, boobs

  • trl87

    #37 For President

    • Burlinator

      Of Djibouti?

    • LennonHead

      That is thee most beautiful thing I have ever seen. Just wow.

  • bz1

    #16 AWESOME hump! MOAR, please!

    • Alex W.

      Nasty ass granny panties!!!! the pic sucks and so do you in asking for more!!

      • Yerp

        U mad bro?

    • chiver

      man that's so inviting! would love to sneak up on that.


    The end.

    • Nuclear

      Granny panties…grrrr

  • Ric

    #29 #37 #39 moar!

  • morebeer

    #1 failed hover hand?

    • Chivalrous

      Incoming Face Palm?

    • Jared

      I think the girl in yellow is about to take a bite out of the girl on her left…

      • Danno

        I can't tell if she's staring at the next chick's boobs or the old man's junk

        • hi_steaks

          Either way, I approve.

  • Vic

    #39 is HQ is that much better!

    • savagecabbage

      You finished friday DAR with Jake Gylenhall??

      • timmytooth

        He's really bugging me…

      • guest

        Holy shit…I didn't even see him till I read your comment.

    • I'm Awesome

      Eh girl, next time don't be so artsy and just shoot in normal hi-res color

  • crustybubblechunks

    #22 Paper towels? Oh think of the chafing!

    • NebraskaGuy

      I'd buy those … the pair around her ankles!

    • max12

      They are extra absorbent.

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's one hot looking dude. I'd hit it.

  • Uh oh


    Future Lower Ohio Valley Problem.

    • Ohms

      Ay! Paul Konrad, WGN morning new Chi TOwn! My Man!

    • gabe


    • Wooo Chicago!

      Paulie – did you lose a bet to Baumgarten?

  • Schnizz56

    #22 been there many times 🙂

    • fucked

      Same here. Except my mom was standing over me screaming to put my dick away.

      • sfb101

        Now everyone around me at work is wondering why I'm laughing so hard!

    • Doug

      Translated: "I masturbate often".

    • Firefighter23

      Paper towels? Oh I see she was eating doritos in the nude. I get it.

  • NeedleFapper

    Thats it! I am moving to Canada! #29


      Didn't see this and wrote something similar. I don't know what they put in the water up there but it must be amazing.

    • Michael C.

      CANADA SUCKS!! And so do y'all fags!!! Move up to Canada, we don't want your bitch ass!!

      • North

        You sir…are a cunt.

      • reggie1610

        An ignorant comment from a mouth breathing pantload. I would handily beat you like an Irish orphan with my trusty wooden lacrosse stick, or even better, put a hole in your head with the butt end of my hockey stick.

    • Disguested

      One does not simply move to Canada. I'd recommend applying for refugee status first. Maybe you could use the comment from the erudite one as a reason for your application.

    • DarksideDrew

      I've partied around the world and if there's one thing I know Canada has the most beautiful women in the world in great numbers. Take a trip to Calgary then try and argue

      • DaddyD

        Been to Calgary. But Moscow is better.

        • m_ad_04m_ax_

          Been to Buffalo. But everthing is better

        • reggie1610

          Calgary is merely an Amercan psudeo- city. Albertans are not real Canadians. Go east to Toronto young man.

          • Drunkendave

            That's funny. We say the same thing about you eastern bastards.

    • reggie1610

      Best country in the world, and yes, the women are beautiful!

  • FUPA

    #39 is glorious

    • nyclipper72
    • Dale

      And a repeat from this mornings DMA

  • JustChive

    early HQ DAR #16 slap that ass and call me Charlie!

  • OffDaWall

    #19 MOAR

    Good way to enjoy an early DAR!

    • Baxpin

      Awesome tat!

    • Liam neesen

      Murad hasnat, this is the internet. Please stop posting links to a shitty knockoff site. Thank you

    • Artimus

      I remember the rear view of the tattoo…so hot.

  • MylesofStyles

    #12 Doing cocaine off a chick ass who's wearing yoga pants. It must be Friday.

    • The Truth

      Dandruff is disgusting.

      • its_forge

        Seborrheic dermatitis is an exceedingly common problem and easily controlled with an antifungal agent and you shouldn't pick on people who have it. I'm sure *your* ass smells as fresh as daisies.

      • tatt2iwHCH

        Its the pant material numbnuts

    • reclaimer

      its sand. not coke. not dandruff. …… sand.

      • SuckIt

        Dried semen.

        • cudaman

          Who the fuck cares? Nice ass.

  • Mr_Cellophane

    #29 We have a winner!

  • Tyrion Lannister

    Fuq this is HOT!

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