Desktop wallpapers won’t get you laid, but they will make you smile (21 HQ Photos)

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  • critc

    Smooth photoshopping at #14! Outsourced to Elbonia?

    • frankus

      you know how i know you're gay? (it doesn't involve coldplay)

      • iAm

        no really, even mila kunis can't make up for the fact that this is probably the worst photoshop job in the known history of this planet.

      • McBeastie666

        know how I know frankus is a douchebag? he still uses the "know how I know you're gay" joke and tags it with a Coldplay reference.

      • Jack o' lantern

        Don't get your hopes up, frankus.

    • This Guy

      Oddly enough, I was too busy staring at the ever gorgeous Mila Kunis to be bothered with the rest of the picture…

    • jimbojones

      I know perspective is a strange and scary concept, but it exists and you should come to terms with it.

      • Kyle429

        Would the "perspective" cut her damn shadow in half? STFU, troll.

    • buckyb

      I know it's photoshopped because in reality Mila Kunis is just a pair of legs. Shadows don't lie.

  • Trav1121

    #7 Words to live by. Especially on a Friday! Almost the weekend and IDGAF!

    • tralfaz

      I hope you're not a thoracic surgeon.

    • Ian H

      It's supposed to read "Just because I don't understand doesn't mean I don't care." The real quote was said to Lisa or Marge when they were upset about something, and it showed Homer cares about those he loves, even if he's an idiot.

      • Underbaker

        Yes, but we are talking about Chivers who often feel intellectually superior to others while proclaiming to give 0 fucks, so which one do you think makes more sense here?

      • Trav1121

        Wrong. The quote is as is and is said to Lisa after she says he doesn't understand why she is sad that her favorite teacher left. I remember watching that episode and nodding in agreeance, having understood but not cared many times before.

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    • üäö

      oh now!

    • Underbaker

      Sure. I wouldn't mind sharing a fifth with you, what have you got?

  • Nick

    #14 Photoshop Fail!

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  • Tiber_Septim

    #8 Ain't that the truth!

    • DaddyD

      Rip-off of Bertrand Russell.

      • The_Dood

        My favorite Russell quote: "If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years."

    • Mark

      The irony of this one is that anyone who reads this is confident that they are intelligent.

      • Truism

        the more you know the more you realize how little you know

  • The Bandit

    #14…I didn't even notice the photoshop fail until I read the comments. But I don't think that's a bad sign..

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yeah, I think the lads who DID notice have something to think about.

    • Wisti

      umm…I'm a chick who didn't notice til i read the comments and I'd actually stopped and stared at that picture for a while because it's absolutely gorgeous either way…

  • Chris

    Love these. Always good quality

  • JAFitC

    Re: Ohio in #18. Jeffrey Dahmer was from Milwaukee, wisconsin, not Ohio, although he was educated at Ohio State University.

    • Alex

      Oregon is more hippies (especially Eugine), and California is Hipsters.

      • soups818

        Ummm. Portland , Oregon. Hipster Mecca

    • 29er

      Oklahoma has Bural grounds.

    • Rizzo

      Educated, right.

    • No joke

      Used to date a girl whose dad was Jeffrey Dahmer's cousin…so she was his second cousin? Idk, her dad brought it up once around the holidays. "Oh too bad cousin Jeff won't be able to make it."

  • Sticky wicket

    Bertrand Russel said that #8

    • DaddyD

      Slight paraphrase.

      • Sticky wicket

        Basically in reverse order daddy d, but yeah I meant he portrayed the sentiment.

  • TechOne

    anyone know a good site for more clever wallpapers like this?

  • Dantheloser

    #2 If those are my only options, I'll take dyin'. Especially if it's spelled that way.

    • truth

      Favorite movie.

  • iAm

    #9 is kinda funny

  • elbie

    #21 Love Douglas Adams! Too bad he can't write any more

    #20 is damn scary, perfect to prank my coworkers

    • ... and?...

      #21 – Wish they would have added the lines:
      There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
      There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

    • Fercho


  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #6 is something special.

  • indiana

    #14, I'd leave it in her just to see her every other weekend for 18 years

    • NC_KCCO

      That's genius.

  • Iso

    #21 from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy – sadly I recognized that immediately.

    • @undefined

      Why would that ever be sad? That series is amazing.

    • Zaedrus

      Me too! But not sadly.

    • RooFeeOOO

      Don't Panic, I've been trying to find a classy way to get 42 tattooed somewhere.

      • kim

        That would be awesome. Make sure you get it in a tasteful place though, like your lower back or your ankle. If you're a guy, that goes double. =P

      • mt138

        YES! I too have 42 planned!

    • Chief Slapahoe

      yeah…why is that sad?… the truth is, it's not sad. It's freaking awesome. A 42 Tattoo would be pretty sweet. Make it so. (sorry for the mixed space movie references)

  • gallowaycreations

    #18 Georgia "wins".

  • @undefined

    #12 Bring back Breaking Bad, yo.

    • AllanA


  • clay

    #2 "that's goddamn right"

  • Cin

    Wow. Worst photoshop ever!

  • YeahDawg23

    Please do more wallpaper posts…Seems like theres one every 6mths or so …

  • Weaver

    Can we have the best iPhone wallpapers?!?!?

  • croatia

    Jesse Pinkman, why so serious?

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