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October 19, 2012 |
In: Funny, Oh Shit
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Category: Funny, Oh Shit
#6 the last driver is going to get a blue shell, and fuck everyone with it.
They only way I would be able to watch NASCAR.
You don't want to be stuck in the pack…. you get fucked hard in the pack.
#17 hows about NO! in fact Hell No!
Looks like it is being moved remotely – the winch line is out.
Still needs to be steered.
I'll just take it apart and put it back together on the other side I think….
have done something similar but not as high off the ground while running a log skidder. Really not much fun.
yeah, they call them rubber rooms
That would explain the straitjacket she's wearing, wouldn't it?
"Like a Bisexual"
"Thank you Ted. That was the Joke."
Thank you Captain Obvious
#28 I said just the tip!
#26 – Peter North fucking loves Windows
Dude, Bill Gates invented Windows. Troll.
And that's relevant because?
I thought they were trying to demonstrate that their screen had frozen
#45 – Next time a homeless man asks you for change…
Is it ok to throw change at strippers?
Yeah, It's called "Making it Hail"
#10 you mean like a mental institution?
#41 and #42…are quite big turn-offs…
#27…someone actually did it!
did what? is something stuck in that kid's ear? Isn't that a dremel tool?
Someone put a lock in a hipster's ear loop and ran like hell!
Jacket is best
#10 That sounds… amazing right about now…
#11 what's the picture? don't get it.
the dude is wearing heels
That's not a dude. Why would the only male in the picture be wearing heels? My guess is this is a rights rally.
What's wrong with a guy wearing heels? Women wear boots….
The shoes, look at the shoes
his shoes. i guess.
Look in the top left pane of the second window from the left. It's a poster of Mt Rushmore but they have replaced Lincoln's head with Ronald McDonald.
Oh … now I see it.
It's about time Ronald got some respect.
Times Square 2050: http://tinyurl.com/9jxuzfq
No…That would be #3….
I don't know, but 112 years isn't very quick.
Times Square was closed to traffic a couple years ago anyway, unless it was re-opened again.
#19 – It's funny because it kills people quicker now.
Man, that would piss me right the hell off. Would probably laugh as soon as my lips were grafted back on, but until then, not cool bro.
Yeah, a match hidden in a cig is funny….this is not.
Everybody that laughs at this Beware! I'm personally going to hunt you down and install a micro C4 bomb in your cell phone that goes off when you open your Chive App!!
USE THE CHIVE THROUGH SAFARI SO FUCK YOU!!!
Go for it, you pigeon toed pussy.
They make cigarette "loads" for this… firecrackers seem excessive.
Spider fighter doesn't usually fight bears
Haha i miss South Dakota… that place always makes me feel better about myself
Kinda like an all you can eat buffet.
It probably takes a chick that fat to make you feel better.
#19 yeah, my "friend" did this to me one time. Karma got him back as I lit it while driving and he was the passenger
Sure it did.
#36 Find her!
It doesn't matter who she is, what matters is her plan….
"When your gums bleed, you have my permission to rinse."
#37 matthew lillard's sister?
#27 I want to buy the holder of the key a beer.
always wanted to do this, bravo.
I want to see how many can be put on a bike lock at one time.
#20 is why I don't go in the ocean
#38 OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
Is anyone as excited as me for this whole Gangnam Style bullshit to be done with?
i didnt even get it in the first place.
Again, I'm confused as to how some of these relate to things escalating quickly… Just call it 'We couldn't think of a title, so here's pictures we liked'.
I thought this the whole way through.
Yeah Bob is pretty bad at this.
#2, #24 and #29 are equally gross!
#2 Find her!
The big ass one, i mean
It's shopped and it's from a porn. Don't remember the name of it off the top of my head though. Even though it's shopped, she really does have a pretty fat ass, in a good way.
I would let her sit on my face.
Jynx Maze from bangbros. Forgot the other girls name
#7 is that kaley cuoco (left) from Big Bang theory!?
Not even close.
This is a subtle homage to the final scene of The Cell Games in Dragon Ball Z. The girl on the right is channeling the vomit spiritually through the guy in the front, in the same manner as Goku did with Gohan, increasing the intensity of the vomit stream.
#2 God you can almost hear her toilet crying
#6 Nascar may have just become interesting
She has a pretty face… I bet you still would. I would.
nah ill take the one on the right…you can have the Assasaurus
Not sure who the one on the left is but the one on the right is Jynx Maze.
It will never be interesting.
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