Well, that escalated quickly (45 Photos)

They only way I would be able to watch NASCAR.

Looks like it is being moved remotely – the winch line is out.

I'll just take it apart and put it back together on the other side I think….

have done something similar but not as high off the ground while running a log skidder. Really not much fun.

That would explain the straitjacket she's wearing, wouldn't it?

"Like a Bisexual"

"Thank you Ted. That was the Joke."

Thank you Captain Obvious

Boop!

Dude, Bill Gates invented Windows. Troll.

I thought they were trying to demonstrate that their screen had frozen

Is it ok to throw change at strippers?

(slow clap)

did what? is something stuck in that kid's ear? Isn't that a dremel tool?

the dude is wearing heels

The shoes, look at the shoes

his shoes. i guess.

Look in the top left pane of the second window from the left. It's a poster of Mt Rushmore but they have replaced Lincoln's head with Ronald McDonald.

Times Square 2050: http://tinyurl.com/9jxuzfq

No…That would be #3….

I don't know, but 112 years isn't very quick.

Times Square was closed to traffic a couple years ago anyway, unless it was re-opened again.

Man, that would piss me right the hell off. Would probably laugh as soon as my lips were grafted back on, but until then, not cool bro.

Everybody that laughs at this Beware! I'm personally going to hunt you down and install a micro C4 bomb in your cell phone that goes off when you open your Chive App!!

They make cigarette "loads" for this… firecrackers seem excessive.

Amen brotha.

Kinda like an all you can eat buffet.

It probably takes a chick that fat to make you feel better.

Sure it did.

It doesn't matter who she is, what matters is her plan….

always wanted to do this, bravo.

I want to see how many can be put on a bike lock at one time.

Is anyone as excited as me for this whole Gangnam Style bullshit to be done with?

I thought this the whole way through.

#2 Find her!
The big ass one, i mean

No…

Not even close.

I wish.

This is a subtle homage to the final scene of The Cell Games in Dragon Ball Z. The girl on the right is channeling the vomit spiritually through the guy in the front, in the same manner as Goku did with Gohan, increasing the intensity of the vomit stream.

She has a pretty face… I bet you still would. I would.

Not sure who the one on the left is but the one on the right is Jynx Maze.

It will never be interesting.