Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

they? do you mean people?

I misread that as "Water height dogs" without the commas, I was like "WTF are they?"

holy $h!t…. I went to school with her

you misspelled "Jobs"

They are also afraid of being quiet in movie theatres.

No. Not first. I'm hijacking your comment because you're a tool. #4 is 'tubing' in Laos. As an expat resident of South East Asia and someone who's seen a lot of fun… I cannot advise booking your flights and doing this is soon as possible. Youtube a few videos, google it if you need to – Just book flights. Now.

a little flat-chested for my taste.

I said HEAVY starch!

She has, like, no tits.

the 9 people that thumbed down are from canada lol losers…

you'll get nothing and like it.

too bad you're not though..

Sucks to be you.

i think #13 just took her soul…..

or awkward buttsecks

The guy on the right looks like a guy named Joey from South GA that I have been trying to reconnect with for years. If anyone can confirm that this is Joey, please email me
andywsprc@yahoo.com
Thanks — KCCO

not funny…and it was Sex Panther anyway.

what's your obsession with posting douchebag comments?

BTW, the original is way better if anyone wants to dig it up.

Much better
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9lhhrglDu1rw2a…

Because big asses are fucking awesome.

Big butts are nothing to cry about. Humps are to be enjoyed, not debated.

http://www.bnshapeclothing.com/wordpress/wp-conte…

I like big butts and I cannot lie..

You put them side-by-side and I would say most people would choose the Photoshoped one most of the time. Why?
Bc curves on a woman are hott!!!

1) original is great 2) the shopped one is greater

The Prosthetic set has some incredible members, from frontline warriors to Paralympians.

You are joining an amazing group of people, Tony.

Draw your inspiration and courage from them and stay strong.

Hang in there bro!!! You already look like you have the right attitude to KCCO !!!

KCCO Tony. The Chive community has your back brother.

Lawyer? Go visit the guy/girl with a group of friends and make it so he/she can never drive again….

Who gives a shit

you and your friends seem to have the right attitude, Tony. Good luck and I hope you live a long, happy, and prosperous life. That drunk bastard messed you up a little but I guess this will be a test of your metal. All the best, speedy recovery.

Poor guy, not only was he hit by a vehicle it looks like he picked up a bad case of Elephantiasis.

How about bringing him the drunk drivers head on a platter.

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that is going to be one well-fed baby

That kid is going to drown with those FLBP http://www.dollarrubberclub.com

i'd say his dad is luckier

What is "taters"?

if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

That's how you write 'gay' in Mordor.

It's Jamaican…..

The world of architecture weeps.

I think its shaped more like a Bowling Pin with fins at the tip

Yeah, we didn't put the first man in space or on the moon. Also put a rover on Mars…

You are extraordinarily attractive.

well….in my younger days….in a mosh-pit at a concert…. I WAS the half naked boy being swung around and tossed at people

Burn

Cool story bro.

Yeah, on my iPhone it takes me to raunchy gif sites. Check it out chive! It's not cool

People love puns, but they're too easy. You're just milking it.

Made me laugh

Nicely played. Just can't see how that moo-torcycle can hold that much weight.

I dunno, I found that udderly hilarious

reddit called, they want their joke back…

Legen-dairy balance.