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October 22, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
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Category: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness
They are also afraid of water, heights, and dogs
they? do you mean people?
Clowns man. Clowns are afraid of water, heights, and dogs.
I misread that as "Water height dogs" without the commas, I was like "WTF are they?"
no you didn't
holy $h!t…. I went to school with her
you misspelled "Jobs"
They are also afraid of being quiet in movie theatres.
No. Not first. I'm hijacking your comment because you're a tool. #4 is 'tubing' in Laos. As an expat resident of South East Asia and someone who's seen a lot of fun… I cannot advise booking your flights and doing this is soon as possible. Youtube a few videos, google it if you need to – Just book flights. Now.
God dammit. Meant #5
#14 They said I could be anything, so I became a bag lunch
a little flat-chested for my taste.
I said HEAVY starch!
She has, like, no tits.
the 9 people that thumbed down are from canada lol losers…
You lose the interwebs today.
Sorry I gots to be first
you'll get nothing and like it.
too bad you're not though..
Private Fail reporting for duty.
Ah well I tried and tried twice by mistake.
Sucks to be you.
Lots of derp this morning!
i think #13 just took her soul…..
or awkward buttsecks
The guy on the right looks like a guy named Joey from South GA that I have been trying to reconnect with for years. If anyone can confirm that this is Joey, please email me
Thanks — KCCO
Yes, this is Andy– Joey B?
I am looking for Joey from Eastman— would have been in Baxley, GA for a few years. Is this him?
If so, please email to the address below. I would love to catch up. If not, disregard.
Eastman huh? I'm from Cochran originally. Small world.
Okay– I grew up in Milledgeville. Lived in Macon. In Atlanta now. Small world in deed.
And I'm guessing that either isn't Joey, or is a pic randomly taken and posted
#24 "Sex Tiger" 60 percent of the time, she works out every time.
not funny…and it was Sex Panther anyway.
She does have a tiger on her lower back. I assume he was playing off if that. Maybe it's just 6 am and I need coffee and a Advil for my flbp. :/
haha pics or zero chance you are believed with that one.
Christina B, agreed…it's a tiger, because of stripes, now lets get back to the FLBP you speak of…can you refer us to the date and picture number of your last submission?
Hey Chive, what's your obsession with posting horribly photoshopped pictures of girls butts?
what's your obsession with posting douchebag comments?
BTW, the original is way better if anyone wants to dig it up.
Because big asses are fucking awesome.
yea, that is too big.
Nope your dick is just to small , remember your nic name in high school ?
Then probably you will enjoy this http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pmR53-CwuBA/TYOyQXeixfI…
There's a difference between a big nice ass and a fat or unproportioned one
Big butts are nothing to cry about. Humps are to be enjoyed, not debated.
I like big butts and I cannot lie..
You put them side-by-side and I would say most people would choose the Photoshoped one most of the time. Why?
Bc curves on a woman are hott!!!
Curves are hot when they match the rest of the body. This one is on the limit.
Far from the limit man. She's proportioned (by general concensus) and since she's in actual shape that would be a curvey toned ass.
It's ok to like flat women (as in no hips) or even flat assed women but u can't say she's on the limit when we're looking at the general north American population. Lol and/or a chick that's makin it happen (staying in shape).
1) original is great 2) the shopped one is greater
The Chive will be my only good thing on this Monday.
#30 and best of luck, Tony…hope you heal up fast and that you get a kick ass lawyer and OWN that drunk driver!
The Prosthetic set has some incredible members, from frontline warriors to Paralympians.
You are joining an amazing group of people, Tony.
Draw your inspiration and courage from them and stay strong.
Hang in there bro!!! You already look like you have the right attitude to KCCO !!!
KCCO Tony. The Chive community has your back brother.
Lawyer? Go visit the guy/girl with a group of friends and make it so he/she can never drive again….
Who gives a shit
wow… you are a dick buddy
you and your friends seem to have the right attitude, Tony. Good luck and I hope you live a long, happy, and prosperous life. That drunk bastard messed you up a little but I guess this will be a test of your metal. All the best, speedy recovery.
Poor guy, not only was he hit by a vehicle it looks like he picked up a bad case of Elephantiasis.
make that "elephantitis"
How about bringing him the drunk drivers head on a platter.
#7 you my little friend …. are very lucky ..
who the fuck is etcrr ?
that is going to be one well-fed baby
That kid is going to drown with those FLBP http://www.dollarrubberclub.com
i'd say his dad is luckier
What is "FILTY?"
What is "taters"?
if you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.
That's how you write 'gay' in Mordor.
#2 It's unfortunate that with just that building, Japan now has a better shuttle program than America.
The world of architecture weeps.
I think its shaped more like a Bowling Pin with fins at the tip
Yeah, we didn't put the first man in space or on the moon. Also put a rover on Mars…
You did not put the first man in space. Yuri Gagarin has a soviet ring to it.
#1 Have you ever been so angry, you started swinging a half naked boy?
You are extraordinarily attractive.
Congratulations, you win the award for 'creep of the day'
well….in my younger days….in a mosh-pit at a concert…. I WAS the half naked boy being swung around and tossed at people
#3 Just so cute!
#7 Um….very attractive mom!!!
#24 Very nice tush. Thank you Chive!!
#33 Just relapsed my fear of clowns. I feel like Josh Hamilton.
#16 There's your problem.
All of the above comment suck… besides Tony's, i wish him all the best
Cool story bro.
#30 KCCO Tony! Hang in there and recover soon.
Chive being hacked?
Yeah, on my iPhone it takes me to raunchy gif sites. Check it out chive! It's not cool
iPhone, Well there's your problem.
The difference between an iPhone user and droid user? iPhone user doesn't care what phone you have. Droid user trashes iPhone user.
#9 Instead of a tongue, I suspect that this broad has a smaller version of her head come out of her mouth when she's ready to mate. In the club, no one can hear you derp.
People love puns, but they're too easy. You're just milking it.
Made me laugh
Nicely played. Just can't see how that moo-torcycle can hold that much weight.
I dunno, I found that udderly hilarious
reddit called, they want their joke back…
#30 ……What a sorry basterd that done this to you. Hang in there bro, maybe you can score some mad ass with a bad ass prosthetic. Love ya bro.
#13 sucking the soul via buttshex
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