The timeless wisdom of Winnie the Pooh (15 Photos)

  • elise


    Only on theCHIVE is Mind the Gap Monday followed by Winnie the Pooh quotes… so awesome.

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Is Winnie The Pooh an Occupy Wallstreet type of guy? I'm not going to embed a bunch of numbers but just go back and read em again….He's a fuckin hipster!=/

  • world

    #3, #1

    Made my Monday a whole lot brighter.

  • PiratesFan

    #12 My favorite kind of people.

  • Sade

    #2 #11 ♥

  • meeeee

    shoudn't this be at the berry?

    • You're a Douche

      Shouldn't you be squirting vinegar into a vagina?

      • sayagain

        Oh shut the hell up, this goody goody crap makes me puke aswell.

        Guess you are too young to have been too old for this crap as a kid. Wish Teddy Ruxpin would kick the crap out of Winnie.

    • Tyler

      Nope perfectly fine here actually

  • N2MotoX

    #4 Never let your wife read theChive over your shoulder without you knowing….she read this one to me:

    "If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be he has a small penis stuffed in his ear"

    I froze and didn't have a comeback for it!

  • Andy Valentine

    Anyone else remember being freaked the fuck out by the Heffalumps and Woozles song as a kid*


    • PiratesFan

      Scared the hell out of me.

    • Levian

      Never liked pooh after that

    • sam

      i thought i was the only one…

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Bunch of Hipsters!

  • kigero

    #5 #6 definitely two to remember

  • THX

    #9 Yeah they are! Now toke and pass, man!

    • Ashleigh Clark

      Haha exactly what I was thinking!

  • Ina Propriate

    I wonder if Christopher Robin ever did Eeyore in the butt?

    • truth

      Don't know but I am starting to wish that is all your dad and mom stuck to doing.

      • Ina Propriate

        You shouldn't talk to your moms boyfriend like that Truth

        • Guest

          Truth isn't, he's actually talking to your sister's boyfriend.

    • DaddyD

      That might explain Eeyore's depression.

    • This Guy 13

      Eeyore might be a donkey but you are a jackass!

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Well…he is friends with a bunch of sock puppets =/

  • tv_paul

    #2 Well at least I know my wife's heart is being satisfied.

    • Dan

      Ha!!! Good one

  • Womb_Raider

    #13 is my new motto.

  • Emily

    #1 Love! 🙂

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      "'But why is he narrating himself?' He types out of curiosity."

  • Trav1121

    #10 So very true…

    • Wisti

      this one was my favorite but so few people seemed to have liked it 😦

  • Sam

    I hate the fact that the grammar error in #7 is killing my enjoyment of this post.

    • newtex

      I'm calling it a spelling error. Either way I'm pretty sure it was not made by A.A. Milne.

    • thatguy

      I find I am always well served by ignoring the "wisdom" passed on by those that cannot spell.

      • TonyM

        I grew up next to an old man who we called Sarge. An old Army NCO he had served at the end of WW2 and Korea. He would sit in his front yard and talk to the neighborhood kids, telling stories of his life and trying to instill us with a sense of morality, compassion and civic duty. One day, when I was a teenager, he asked me to come over and help him with something. He gave me a letter from an old buddy of his, asked me to read it, which I did, then asked if I could write the reply he dictated. I joked that he had lost his glasses to which he replied "No, I never learnt to read properly."

        thatguy, never confuse education with wisdom. It will lead you astray.

    • JohnnyDingo

      get a life.

      Unless you are marking a kids exam paper who cares about grammar to that extent.


        * Get
        * kid's
        * paper,
        * extent?

        You're welcome.

  • Falthor

    it's so amazing the AA Milne, the original author of Winnie the Pooh tried to kill pooh off at the end of his second book and lived his whole life regretting creating the character.

    • Wisti

      That's not true at all but ok.

      • Falthor

        AA milne wrote the first two books for his kid, christopher robin, and they got picked up. After that he tried to go more into adult fiction and always regretted creating the Intellectual property that Disney had picked up as it overshadowed everything he was trying to accomplish. he actually said in an interview once that he wanted to kill Pooh off at the end of his second book but didn't.

  • Euroranger

    #11 works so much better if you switch "something" with "someone".

  • mel

    ❤ See? Good things do come from Winnipeg!

    • Mimi

      Hmm… yeah… or England…

      • DaddyD

        Nope. Winnie was named after Winnipeg.

  • Nicholas Rae Staal

    This really made my day. Everything I needed to read was right here. Thank for the badass post.
    KCCO 🙂

  • Coop

    Did anyone else read all of these in Pooh's / Tiggers and Piglets Voice?

  • Shepard Wong

    I'm sorry..I thought I was on the Chive not the Berry! <rolling eyes>

    • fer cyccone

      Because men are incapable of having feelings…are you complexed bro ?.
      Never had a childhood ?, mommy issues ?.

      • Imwithshepardonthis

        Why is it that you cant not like winnie the pooh, Tweety Bird, the Road Runner and all the other goody goodies and somehow not of had a childhood? I'll cry everytime I watch Gran Torrino, the death in Bridge to Terribithia, or that death scene in 'UP'. But you know what I cant stand? This goody goody, tweety bird is the good guy, friendship is the meaning of life, incrowd crap thats shoved down our throats as kids. And Pooh bear is the king of that garbage notion.

        Thanks but my childhood will be hangin with the real kids watching Ninja Turtles or The real Ghostbusters, you goody goody dorks.

        • zach

          that escalated quickly

  • MylesofStyles

    #5 When you see someone putting on big boots, you can be pretty sure someone's going to get a good shit-kicking.

  • Egon

    Highly recommend the Tao of Pooh. Great book.

  • Minha Lenha


    • JohnnyDingo

      As if anyone cared.
      Damn douche bags and there internet spelling over compensation.

      thuoght I wuold give you smoe otehrs to crorcet 🙂

      • Dayervid


  • gues

    Ok am I the only one that thinks half of these sound like stoner comments?

    • Canucks_Rule

      u're not alone.

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