Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Diggler

    #15 Well… That escalated quickly.

    • Miyagi

      I can see your pussy.

      • Tom

        You win the "Most obvious joke ever" award.

        • Blrap

          you're right, but this joke needed to be done.

    • Jimmy

      Fucking cat.

    • Alex

      Can we please stop overusing that phrase

      • Woop

        Well that escalated quickly

        • Matt


    • NorCal420

      we could use a bit moar

  • Mr. T

    #29 blocked

    • DEL

      Squishy AND back dimples!!!!

    • reaperMEDIC

      • Sean


      • Gangnamftw

        That was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.

      • Fireman

        Your an embarrassment to real firemen who know our position is one you hold with dignity, respect, morals, and leaders in our community's. You post ridiculous stuff and if you're a legit fireman/medic it's for the title and not because you are in it to help others.

        • reaperMEDIC

          You do realize you're on theChive don't you? You certainly seem to know me well. KCCO sir, and forgive me for attempting to share this very relevant video with our fellow chivers. I will do my best to live up to your noble example.

      • What_Tha

        Dafuq did i just watch?

    • Huh?

      What's blocked?

  • first


    • GRyde

      Fuckstick idiot

    • JFC

      holy fucking RECYCLED PHOTOS Batman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      is it getting too hard to post new pics?????????????
      CHIVE LAZINESS : LEVEL 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

      • Brother Maynard

        This would have been a lot more effective if it weren't a reply. Really, it looks like you just picked a message to piggyback to get some attention. You are sad and probably have a small penis.

        • F U Bro

          douchebags that pull the "small penis" card are the ones who have them. and my "small" penis was big enough to fill your mom's cavernous vagina last night, so fuck off.

      • its_forge

        Seriously do you really think anyone on this extremely laid-back slacker site, either the admins or the fans, really gives a fuck what you think?

        • forge is a fuck

          well apparently, no one gives a fuck what you think. i mean, really, an ID rating starts off at, like 125p for just creating an account, and yours is below that. so, fuck you.

          • its_forge

            No it doesn't you pathetic moron, it starts at fucking zero. What an idiot! How long have you been here, like one or two days?

            • fuckUforge

              Sarcasm: look it up. And I've been here long enough to know that someone who posts more than FIVE THOUSAND comments and only gets, at most 3 thumbs-up (you get 1 for every comment. the other is you thumbing up your own lame-ass comment) per comment, is THE definition of PATHETIC. Most of your fucking lame comments only have a +1 or 0. No one could care less what you have to say, so fuck off.

              • its_forge

                Um, that's not sarcasm fuckface. Sarcasm is when you say something but you really mean the exact opposite of the literal interpreteation of what you said. It's also known as "verbal irony." And also, holy shit, you actually went and tracked my IntenseDebate profile? Do you completely NOT have an actual life? Why would anyone think I give a flying fuck how big the number is next to my name? I joined I.D. because when TheCHIVE switched to the new commenting I thought it was going to be the only way to add comments. And lastly, you incredible, astounding dumb fucking come stain: You can't thumb up your own fucking comments. You pathetic, stank, douche-hole.

                • MylesofStyles

                  I'm going to have to step in here and verify that you cannot thumb up your own comments…not that I've ever tried…I swear.

                • forge is a fuck

                  actually, you can.

                  • its_forge

                    No you can't, you useless moron.

                • GRyde

                  wow. you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you forge?

                  • its_forge

                    What criterion are you using for that assessment?

  • Hammer_Pants


    Holy hell. I'd like to see some more of that, if you don't mind.

    • Chris

      Good Lord. More.

    • SOhioChiver

      Holy underboob!

      • Womb_Raider

        Not a terrible gap either. That's a complete package right there. Do want.

    • Steve_French

      I think that is Monroe Lee…NSFW

  • Gill

    OMG! I'm F F F F First!!!!

    • GRyde

      You fail even worse than the first fuckstick.

    • Fappy McFapperson

      F F F F Fuck stick

    • your mom

      No you are not first. But you do have slow internetz

    • Tom

      Why exactly is that a victory to you, even if you do pull it off? You typed the the word "first" in the comments section of a humor website. Who cares?

    • Yuppp

      What's it like to be such a fuckin loser??

    • kyle

      I actually laughed out loud at this. Well played sir.

  • don meok

    Everybody do the dinosaur

    • open the door

      get on the floor

    • Emucratic

      #17 Find her!

  • Moar Indeed

    #38 thank you

    • Osgood

      More please, that was not enough!

      • SOhioChiver

        yes MOAR! Please?

    • iain

      If this is the second round of pics, how can she be a first timer?

      • Haven't Seen Better

        I think they just posted the original pic so we would know who it was tied to. Does it really matter? She's makin' me sweat!

    • deadpool

      Oh yes thank you and mooooooar please!!!

  • Derp_Free_Zone

    #28 I think you just won Tuesday.

    • linkx

      She's got my vote

    • theWizz

      i think you misspelled #38…

  • KayMan

    Dear #29, you are glorious, nice preview to HUMP day

  • HumpDan

    Michelangelo is a party dude after all…

    • HumpDan

      Oops #5

  • drui41


    • Yuppp

      Wow, you sure are quick.

  • jreddy23

    #25…not the first time having the munchies though.

    • taylor

      there were three of them, until they got high… then ate the third

      • Firefighter23

        ZING! SPLAT!

    • Taco_Depot

      :: clap :: :: clap :: :: clap :: :: clap :: :: clap :: :: clap :::: clap ::

    • Mike

      Hahaha fat people are gross

      • Nastyyyy

        Hahaha, yes Mike…..yes they are.

    • Guod

      Wow…rocking good time there…

    • Dalton

      Haha indeed not

    • thechivefun
  • Pokes


    That's why I drink whiskey!

    • Hugh Madd

      Does it ease the pain, So you don't cry while having sex with those two?

      • bbwlover

        i'd totally smush the one on the right.. no joke

  • Don'tBuyOne

    #1 not so smart now huh?

    • guest

      Smart car in a stupid ditch. (Sing it like fat guy in a little coat)

  • N2MotoX

    #1 How many quarters does that take to get to work and back?

    • JamesH

      They pay with their dignity.

      • DeanNY

        ….while acting like their shit don't stink.

  • RazorChiver

    #16 F'n awesome!!

    • Peasoupdoughboy

      Dave, is that u?

    • Tosh

      Rope swinging just isn't the same without the fear of paralysis, you know?

    • Kato

      This is what goes on in Quahog if they they're not filming Family Guy.

  • RobM

    #14 Yo Dawg, we heard you like babies …

    • Lilbluecar

      So we put a baby inside the baby for your baby

    • DrYancy

      #22 So we found one for you.

    • guest

      Wonder if this comes with baby's first welfare check also.

    • PapBurgundy

      So we gave your baby a baby with a baby inside its baby

  • los

    #8 shits about to escalate quickly

    • Tillman61

      Figuratively and literally…

    • SOhioChiver

      punch him in the nose (that's what I heard)

    • chivefun

      Show as slideshow
      Randomness (25 Photos)

    • thorthechiver

      im still waiting for the gif

    • look behind you

      yea … shit is about to exit quickly …

  • http://www.facebook.com/clt.chiver Clt Chiver

    #29 Very beautiful!!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #23 I'll have whatever he's having.

    • Woop

      Cocaine, its one helluva drug

  • Tillman61

    #38 Most impressive – thank you for returning!

  • fucked

    RIP Steve Jobs

    • Meow Mix

      Too soon.

    • Ha!

      Timely reply.

      • fucked

        RIP Brittany Murphy

  • jreddy23

    #31 Whale What The Hell Was That?

    • StCharlie

      Go home, Whale, you're drunk…

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #29 #35 again where is my sandwich????

  • CompuNerd

    #36 STOP IT.

    • itslikethis

      It's funny 'cause her ass gets bigger every day!

    • its_forge

      Yeah please fucking stop 'shopping big giant asses on pretty girls.

      • Berty

        Agreed, the original picture of her was perfect, this "big ass" shit needs to stop

        • The Dude

          Fuck yeah, agreed. I seriously don't get the photo shopped ass thing. To each his own, but why shop an ass to make it bigger. It was absolutely beautiful before it was fucked up. Let the thumbs down begin from all fat ass lovers.

        • The Dude

          I really wish i could give this more than one thumbs up.

    • Jean K. Jean

      Obviously they do it to fuck with people so just chill out.

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