Found: Polly Parsons (27 Photos)

Everybody recognizes the photo above there, it's made the rounds on the internets over the last couple weeks. The model is Polly Parsons, a British television host. She's quite popular across the pond but little is known about the British stunner here in the States.

Polly keeps a well-oiled Twitter Machine so give her a big American cyber hug if you like.

Polly's Twitter Machine.

Polly’s Twitter Machine.

  • Dwide_Schrude

    I'd polly her parson

    • jigz

      Ha. Thats what i said. But then i thought "wait….thats stupid".

      • Jerry

        I though that too. And was excited to comment it… But then I saw this, and became slightly depressed

    • Nick Parsons

      I don't understand…

      • Tosh

        I'd nick your parson, nick parsons.

    • Jim

      you spelled dwight wrong, idiot

  • Nala

    nice! Searching for NSFW ones now…

    • nudity and fluids

      any luck

    • enjoimark

      Yea… I'd tongue-punch her fart box.

      • Whale


        • ps86

          disagree, a little tacky, but creative

      • Mike Hunt

        I'd eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

        • Chasito


        • thatdudea

          I bet her ass holds the cure for cancer.

    • Bluto


      • Poop Stain

        I would crawl thru a mile of broken glass just to eat the peanuts out of her shit.

        • Poop Stain

          Because Mike Hunt, if you don't know where it came from, you might not want to eat it. Just something to think about.

    • Brad


  • Atom819

    marry me

    • Nixem


    • Fred Garvin

      Wait until you see the bill. High maintenance.

  • Kyle C.

    #4 meeeeeowwww!

    • Falthor

      my personal favorite of the post too…

  • Minha Lenha


    • BostonGeorge

      The stuff dreams are made of

  • Jorge


  • rt83vc

    #10 she drives a Porsche. woman of my dreams, Im sold, where do I sign up, etc?

    • The_Truth

      You don't sign up. You ask her out & after she laughs at you, you swallow sadness.

    • Daniel Tosh

      if she drives a Porsche I'm pretty sure she is not into guys who still live with their mom

    • KiamichiBigfoot

      She's boning a guy who drives a Porsche. C'mon man…

      • cer

        And has a yacht.

    • NoHope4Some

      Except for the fact that she drives it like an old lady… and c'mon lets be honest. Its a woman, you know she's going to total it.

  • pixelogre

    ummmm…yes please. and an accent to boot!

  • Wolfpack Steve

    What does she host? Because it's my new favorite show…

    • Jay

      She used to host The Real Hustle shown on the BBC along with another stunner Jessica Jane Clement.

      • pixelogre

        holy crap they were on the same show together?! drool…

  • dagleja3

    If she's a British model, there must be topless photos out there!

    • Geezer

      i have never been to that side of the pond, i must wonder tho, do the cats have an accent when they meow? #13

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #17 Can't blame them

  • Growl

    #5 is actually Victoria Moore

    • Growl

      and now they changed it

      • ps86

        suuuuuuuuuure they did…

  • AverageJohnnie

    Polly, I'll give you whatever you want. A cracker, you name it

  • IrishInNJ

    Why are "found" girls invariably "professionals" who "randomly" appear to interest "John". Why can we never find the girls next door!?!?

    • Growl

      Because that would take more than just a Google image search

    • mbns

      Because "finding" random private citizens is creepy as fuck. In fact, the whole "find her" part of the Chive is.

      • Jack Wagon

        agreed. it is very creepy to have all of these pervs going fucking nuts as they are fapping away begging for "moar" and "please for all that is holy find her" and dont forget the "marry me" dont want to think about how many keys are stuck together on their key board from cum all over.

        • IrishInNJ

          Your comment is creepier than anything ever written, said or done since time began.

        • Mike Hunt

          Guys jerk off to these girls? The biggest reaction I have is a 'mmmmmm damn'…NOT 'holy fuck I'm gonna stroke it to this bitch!'.

          • Geezer

            what do you mean? of course guys jerk off to these girls! as soon as i can get a hard on, i am jerk jerk jerking away! when you are my age, you will be too, sonny boy!

      • IrishInNJ

        But you're above being a creep I'm sure and avoid all such Find Her sections.

        • Jack Wagon

          Man, you are a serious douche, how long did it take you to think up that whole "since time began" line of bullshit?

          • Nala

            You know, I kind of like that they mix in some chicks you can actually google the payoff for. It's like finding the hidden treat. If you couldn't find a naked picture of ANY of the girls they tease you with here, it'd be just slightly better than Facebook.

  • Nick Parsons

    We already have something in common! Haha

    • ps86

      of all things to have in common with this girl, a last name is probably the last one i would want.

    • ps86

      unless, of course, it's on our marriage license

  • Machew

    i use to date a girl who looked just like this with an uglier face, a smaller rack, and blonde hair. ok, maybe they didnt look alike but a guy can dream right?

    • Geezer

      hahaha that was funny shit right there!

  • SEFTA!!

    #6 Ready for insertion

    • Tnix

      It looks like quite the opposite actually

    • Mike Hunt

      Cocks will be flying in soon

    • Kato

      It's already been inserted. That look is the result.

  • SeriouslyDoIt

    She is attractive.

    • Levian

      Ever notice most successful people are also attractive?

  • tv_paul

    #8 Guys, She stealing the Chive symbol…#27 On second thought let her.

    • chiver

      that whole "chive symbol" thing actually started in England, and was originally keep calm and carry on

      • tv_paul

        I Know, Winston Churchill coined the phrase and they bastardized it. I'm joking.

  • fucked

    #23 fuck that guy

    • SomeGuythatisMe

      she probably did. she looks like a filthy slut… but hey, to each there own.

    • Whoopi_G

      Oh she will.

    • Catherine

      Blimey…Is she dating Sid Owen?? He is a terrible, terrible (former) soap actor.

    • andyINalbert

      "fuck that guy" you say? what the hell, if thats what ur into thats perfect perfect, you can do what u want with him while I have at her then

      • andyINalbert

        ignore one of the "perfect"s …damn typo

    • Lukeatmacok

      Dont worry, apparently he is GAY… or he would be turned around looking at that……….

      Nice Jessica Alba-Pose…

  • HeyBlinkin'


    This is grave news indeed.

    • SOhioChiver

      If we are using the scale on that cup I am still in there!

    • blakice

      Why you with a white guy then.

  • tv_paul

    #22 Well, if being too old and too poor for her wasn't enough to knock me out of her league this just iced it.

    • Chazz_B

      her hotness deserves the whole package lol

      • tv_paul

        I know they say good things come in small packages but the only words I can relate to are small & come.

    • Chris

      I'm doubting #23 is packing 8 inches. He does have a bout however…which is a figurative 4 inch addition.

      • Chris


    • Hrdwood

      Don't lose heart… you can always go back to sleeping naked next to underaged East Indian girls like Gandi…

      • tv_paul

        No, they all make funny of me and start sing a pop song parody called "I Like Ghandi"

  • forgracie

    I would hit that so hard the person who pulled me off would be declared the King of England.

  • S.V

    Good god almighty….

  • meantux

    #13 ?

    • prostreet68

      That is one ugly cat.

      • baddbuzz

        And one hot pussy

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