I gotta get me a goofy girl (47 Photos)

  • terd sandwich

    #4 = MOAR!!!

    • MohawkJon

      You just want more crotch shots…
      Ill take some MOAR.


    #4,Goofy,petite, and hot.

    • NoodlumNad

      not afraid to give a little upskirt shot.

    • Womb_Raider

      And she is giving a solid "O" face. Practice makes perfect!

    • ZenkTheTanK

      haha super petite

  • Jack


    • DOCTA

      Yes, you are the first bitch.

    • RedHotChivette

      What about the first bitch? 🙂

    • penguin slayer

      NO you're not!

  • D$D

    Your moms first

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Fork you! I wanna spoon

    Dunno what sporking would be, but worth a try..

    • drstu

      spooning with penetration?

    • SirCtheIII

      Spenife! Knifoon! A knifoon would probably hurt your mouth.

    • sandy astroglide

      I'd love to spoon with her, but I'm more of a turkey baster and she's probably a nutcracker.

  • Analized

    Half these pictures are not goofy..

    • Steven

      Plus they are pretty f&%king lameoid.

      • Yeah

        So is the word "lameoid"

    • G-Mac

      If you are taking a picture of yourself then you are not being goofy, you are posing. Goofy happens in the moment and someone happens to capture on camera

      • geniusesyouaint

        LOL…The "wisdom" from some of those commenting is amazing..

    • McBeastie666

      It's a shit ton of "you had to be there" pics.

    • carl

      "half"? nearly all, I'd say.

  • 3Monkeys

    #15. Way too cute. MOAR please.

    #34. Gotta love a girl willing to put a wiener on her head.

  • chiver

    #17 my kinda waitress

    • Womb_Raider

      Now if she fill my glass without spilling (while providing a great cleavage shot) she wins the post.

  • r1rider

    #15 on her chin

  • NoodlumNad

    #15 sorry for defiling you pie

  • tv_paul

    #8 EMS – Please let this stand for: Enter Me Slowly .

    • Verbal_Kint

      explode my semen….

      • tv_paul

        enlighten my sphincter

        • FunKiller

          existentially motivated sarcasm?

          • kcco

            enlarge my sausage

            • MylesofStyles

              emergency medical service(s)

              • Verbal_Kint

                engorge my shaft

                • BlueLizzardGame


                • tv_paul

                  Ejaculation Means Satisfaction

                  • MylesofStyles

                    Erotic Monkey Sex

                    • Woop

                      Elongating My Shamwow? Shit, again, i'm no good at this.

    • CanadianMedic

      These girls would look good with a star of life chive shirt….if only one existed

    • sandy astroglide

      unfortunately it stands for : Enjoy My Scrotum.

  • Buckerhead

    #13 nice

    • Mac Daddy Chiver

      Looks like something snapped, she's gonna murder somebody!!!

    • EP6

      Blue eyes!! Find her please!

      • danny

        her names meagan j lets see if u can find her with that

  • Josh

    #4 stupid panties..

  • bma

    #41 Wins.

    • tv_paul

      Do you think she's number 1 or number 2?

      • Stan Junior

        doesn't matter what number

    • Jay Rose

      thats whas up

  • @thomygold

    #17 I don't think milk and beer mix, but fuck it I'll give it a shot.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #2 and #9 same chick?

    • SOhioChiver

      maybe…hair appears to be longer in #9…lets ask for MAOR of both #2 and see if we get a reply!

    • BostonChivette

      I am the Chivette =)

      • Rahm Emanuel

        Really? Then you can tells us…spit or swallow in #9 ???

      • Yeah

        You're hot! More please!

  • Porkins

    I wonder what other talents this girl has #44

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #17 thanks for the beer and the boobies…where's my freakin' sandwich?

  • bones

    #21 nice rack

    • Notme

      Fat rack

      • drewdeze

        who cares, boobs

    • Tulit

      and chins

  • Schnizz56

    #22 I'm eager to find out what happened next

    • patrick907

      safe to say it got …………corny

      yeah i couldnt help it

    • Leeks

      I don't know why, but this pic got the biggest laugh from me. It's just so random.

    • Kato

      It's not safe out there. Here, take a cob of corn.

  • patrick907

    Well done chive just swell

  • tv_paul

    #27 Yo shi's Hot!

    • chivette


      • Woop

        oh dear, you didnt quite get it eh

        • Jesus

          Yet, she looks nothing like Yoshi. What's to get?

          • Kato


  • justin

    #11 #13 do i spot the same cute blue-eyed blonde?

    • Yup

      Who is she ? MOAR!!

    • COME ON

      #11 #13 this girl has been on so many times and she hasn't had her own album. FIND HER AND GET MOAR!!

    • wow

      #13 find both those girls i think i'm in love

  • Cin

    Curious what makes these "goofy girls"??? Most just seem to be making a stupid face!

    • Euler

      The point is that these girls are so comfortable about who they are that they don't need to appear in "glamour shots" to show the world how gorgeous they are. Don't get me wrong, there's a time and a place for sexy shots and I enjoy them as much as every Chiver, but there's something so attractive about a woman who knows how to have fun and is happy to show it off in a photo.

      • Omnom

        These girls are chivettes… I can promise you you've seen more then one of them on hump or gap or burn or flbp or sexy among us or any of those and just don't realize it. A sexy girl with a personality means she can be beautiful and cute and adorable and fun too. Not JUST sexy.

        • Cin

          Then ACTUALLY be goofy & not just make a face for the camera. THAT does NOT make you "goofy".

          • RedHotChivette

            Then what on earth makes a girl goofy ye' wise one?

  • Chivin' Dutchman

    If you ask me, there's a difference between being fun and making ugly faces.

    • kim

      Just like there's a difference between making a valid point and just being a douchewad.

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