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October 23, 2012 |
In: Funny, Merica, WTF
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Reblogged this on villanovano and commented:
Una relación de peña más perros que niebla!
Fuck you are annoying.
#23 one of ,y biggest pet peeve's! lazy fucks
Illegal in PA, at least. That's a great way to get pulled over and get a fine. And I support this 100%.
I once saw some lady with a car like that rear end the guy in front of her, and she was mad at him…
I don't normally condone violence against women, but had that guy hauled off and given her the ol' bus uppercut I probably would have turned the other cheek,
I wish it snowed enough in Texas that I could have this as a pet peeve…
Too lazy to correct your own mistakes.
What's worse, this is in the UK so the driver (probably female) is looking thru the tiny triangle !!!!! It doesn't snow very often over here and the place grinds to halt when it does………this is why!!!!!
Not as lazy as those who don't even proofread their own replies and can't extend their vocabulary to anything beyond expletives (probably a dude).
I love this
Its in San Diego. Just happens thats how that shopping center is set up. Still super funny though.
Why in the hell does a place to go WORKOUT have a fucking escalator??? I always piss off my kids and take the stairs every time. Fucking lazy sacks of shit, let's go workout but be too lazy to walk up the stairs…
down in my opinion is acceptable, after a long gruesome leg workout the last thing i want to do is walk down steps.
idk if you should be a parent
O ye of little reading comprehension, it is as Tiff said- that is how the shopping center is set up. You know, a shopping CENTER, where other stores exist on the second level. Your kids probably take the escalator so they are not seen with your dumb ass. And looking at the big picture, is taking one flight of stairs up really going to add much to the average workout?
#23…not just lazy but also plain stupid!
#1…and it's called "Bimbo"…great….
#1 Bimbo Bakeries! Ha! My sis works for them.
Biggest bread company in the world. Walk down the bread aisle at your grocery store and 70% of the bread in there is owned by bimbo.
Chive please perma-ban this fuck
What/who is that?? ^^^
Bimbo is based in Mexico, here it doesn't mean anything bad. There's also a product called "negrito" (little black man) that has a guy with an afro. Hahah.
Lazy is the name & KCCO is the game !!!!!
Shut the fuck up
actually did # 17 but then by bicycle, yes i'm from the Netherlands
Well, in America, we don't put a space between the pound sign and the number. That way EVERYONE can know what you are referring to. #17 You're welcome
Haha pound sign, the rotary phone called and it wants its hash tag back
When in the mobile view it constantly redirects me to Google play and itunes hmmm
One man's laziness is another man's ingenuity…
how ironic (or perhaps The Chive did it on purpose) that a gallery labelled Laziness Level: Expert, and 90% of the pics are repeats
The chive repeats in every gallery, it's really starting to get old, I think I might be done with this site
If you read any other image posting site you'll see all this shit 1 day before the chive steals it.
How's bout ya both shut the fuck up and quit yer whining.
How is there a bathtub in there?
So you can take a leak while you are lying down…..
so two of your buddies can come see you take a bath while they pee
Who has a carpeted bathroom?
A carpeted bathroom, with 2 wall urinals and no drain?? ugh… This room would smell awful in no time..
#21 ain't no way that cat layed there and let you pile all that up. That cat is dead. Admit it
No, that's definitely 3/5 of every cat I've ever met
That cat is 3/5 of every cat you've met?
Sick, man. You should be locked up.
Thank you kindly for your excellent reply. Now please go insert a knife in your stomach and twist slowly.
#1 for the bimbo women who can't cook toast
Or Mimbo men who can't cook toast.
I've seen all these pictures before…speaking of laziness…
But today you haven't!!!
#17 if you have a driveway that's really long that's genius level: expert
#17 Wow I've never seen that picture before. #repeat
That's the irony!!
Not lazy, just occasionally necessary.
#9 & #11
#16 Let's just segue way onto how not to take your child for a stroll.
John, you have GOT to stop posting this one. Don't we remember from last time? This woman had cancer or something that prevented her from walking without significant pain.
Dammit guys, come on. Lift your game. KCCO.
Wow, is that true? Please believe me if I knew this I never would have made a joke about it. I'd never internationally make funny of someone with a disability or an illness.
I think it's still funny if you do it internationally, but intentionally…..that's just wrong! (I couldn't pass it up…I just couldn't!)
Well I just trying to cover all the continents ( Really, I feel bad about the original comment now)
I don't think you should feel bad about it, it's not like you're making fun of her……unless that was your intent. I thought it was just a witty comment done in a true "tv_paul" style.
Thanks, that's what it was suppose to be .
Fun killer always killin everyone's fun…
It's just what I do…..
yes completely true… and it wasn't the she couldn't walk without pain. She lost her left leg if I'm not mistaken and has trouble pushing the stroller.
but really, If we can have a one legged wrestler (zack Gowan), can't this woman learn how to push her stroller?
At the University of Arkansas, there is a one-legged cheerleader and she keeps up just fine…she's also hot!!!!
#24 Is just genius.. That guy is everything I strive to be.
Agreed. Pure gold
#16 – Not lazy. Apparently the story behind this one is she has a prosthetic leg.
Just wanted to spread some truth on the internet today.
If you can balance on that thing then walking is no problem. Speaking from experience
#3 MAC had tried a number of Odd-Jobs before being granted the opportunity to intern at the Chive
#25 Now that's something I"d love to see the film of, and just how it happened. (Of course, it's likely just photoshop).
wait, you mean i can ride on another bird and still get there.. why has nobirdy told me about this?!?!?
blackbirds attack hawks to try to keep them away from their nests. I've never seen one actually land like this but I can believe it's real.
#14 know no shame. Pathetic that some people are proud if being so slothful.
Aside from "chiveadmin" being a total DOUCHE!, this fatbody may have an actual reason for needing to sit in line. Granted BK is probably not the best choice.
I know…friggin Navy
"Fuck you, other bird!!"
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