I would tremble just being in the presence of the geniuses behind all this (31 Photos)

  • SEFTA!!

    #25 WANT!!!!!

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    #31, A fuckin men…

    • ThunderKCCO

      that should be federal law.

      • Child Please

        More like a law of nature. That bitch cray

    • ZenkTheTanK

      "A fucking men" this is one of those times where just spelling it normally would have served you better… unless you really like fucking men

      • tk421

        Stop being a dummy.

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      • GamerKitty84

        Honey Boo Boo on "The Learning Channel" –

        You Keep Using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means

        -Inigo Montoya

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      that show exemplifies everything that is wrong with america

    • BigWolf

      How is Honey Booboo even a thing? Seriously! Am I the only guy that misses Corky as a coherent television personality?

  • Gay

    What the fuck did i just look at?

    • Wad

      Tryin to be funny eh? Well don't.

      • Gay

        Trying to be Canadian eh? Douche.

  • Aaron

    #1 and #29………… what am I missing here???

    • BearDown

      Not sure about #1, #29 is the children's song "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes"

    • EcclestJ17

      To #29 It's the song Head, shoulders, knees, and toes.
      as for #1 yeah, I'm as lost as you

      • MikeOverHere

        Well, I was way off. I thought it was some hipster reference.

    • Bond, James Bond

      first one still trying to figure out. second one is head shoulders knees and toes

    • KCCO _ 916 CA

      I'm with you on 1.

      29 is: Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes….. with a mix of eye, ear, nose and throat.

      • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

        After the second H, S, K and T, the "song" goes "Eyes and Ears and Mouth and Nose" Which is what it depicts.

    • TeamVenture

      1. Glasses add a caption to the movie or show
      2. Head shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes…You get the idea.

      • KyleGamgee

        Yeah, the glasses are polarized. It's the same technology as the 3D glasses, basically. Some people like subtitles, others don't want to see them.

        • OK Chiver

          thank you, wasn't sure if I had it right or not

        • Lev

          And deaf people can go to any movie in a theater this way.

          • glenco

            except a 3D movie

            • Jon

              I literally laughed out loud when I read this

        • George Zip

          "Some people like subtitles, others don't want to see them"

          And, alas, some of us have to have them in order to understand what's going on (re/hearing impairment).

        • mcnerd

          Nerdy McNerderson here: this has nothing to do with polarization. Polarized glasses can stop you from seeing things that people who aren't wearing them can see, but they can't allow you to see things that people without glasses aren't seeing. I'm guessing #1 refers to glasses that display subtitles themselves in a similar manner to the way that google glass displays a variety of things in your field of view, i.e. it's not on the screen, it's on the glass.

          • NoodlumNad

            wrong, polarized glasses can allow you to see things that people without the polarized lenses cannot see. the lenses reduce the glare on things such as water, grass, street roads.they're actually quite awesome i just got my first pair this year and was looking into a stream where there was fish i asked my gf if she saw them she said no, i let her use the glasses and boom she saw them. point being with polarized lenses you can in fact see things that others without them may not be able to.

    • Nash

      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
      Eyes and ears and mouth and nose
      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes…

      • Rich

        Man, I must have had a deprived childhood; I don't recognize that song at all.

        • Becca

          It has a little dance too.

    • 0331

      Children's song

    • ol76er

      My guess for 1 is for the hearing impaired to see movies with subtitles while the rest of the audience in the theater won't see the subtitles

    • ace

      Head shoulders knees and toes…

    • jreddy23

      Heeeaaaad, shoulders, knees and toes…knees and toes.

    • Jimmy

      #1 – I have no idea.

      #29 – Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes,
      Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes,
      And eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
      Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.


    • Goran

      1 – cinema glasses for subtitles
      29 – "head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes…"

    • Ryan

      Head & Shoulders Knees and Toes … Eyes Ears Mouth and Nose

    • NCChiver

      #29 Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes, Knees & Toes…

    • max

      "Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes…"

    • ...

      1 i think is saying that without your glasses you can't read the subtitles, therefore only watching the movie!?

    • MD-KU

      #29, Think of a popular kids song.

    • Bobby Joe

      Head and shoulders, knees and toe, knees and toes, eyes ears mouth and nose!

      now you can have it running through your head too.

    • beech

      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
      and eyes and ears and mouth and nose,
      Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes!

    • Aaron

      *FACEPALM* Thanks guys.

      • Becca

        Hey, so do you get it, yet? Because I'm sure someone can tell you again.

    • atti

      Yeah… I don't get it either.

    • el_Rod1986

      I must have a dirty mind because the first thing i noticed was that the knee support was underneath the eye wash…

    • Brandon

      The first one is 3-d glasses and the second one is the song head shoulders knees and toes

    • simtafa

      Anyone responds with "head, shoulders, knees, and toes" should die in a car fire.

      • Ken

        #29 is also everything a girl needs after a "good night" if you know what i mean 😉

  • OmahaDude

    #22 makes me laugh, I've responded to people that have mistakenly texted me and completely screwed them up. #28 deserves a bitch-slap to the side of his hipster head

    • Child Please

      He probably beat you to the bitch slap. Hipsters are first at doing everything.

    • Kev

      #22 a guy I know did this and somehow texted a cop. Got in so much shit. Dude had the worst luck

    • Nate

      Yes, because beanies were never meant to cover your ears, even the excessively large ones…..

  • sam

    #31 a good rule for everyone

  • Nickincollege

    #8 is gold

  • jessss

    #29 head shoulders, knees and toes!

    • Guest

      It took me longer than I'll admit to get it..

    • bdg

      I laughed a lot harder than I should!!!!

  • chief

    #3 i want one!!

    • SMH

      Along with a #5…..hey wait a minute….that gives me an idea for tonight…..

    • AllTaco

      You probably wouldn't be able to lift it, Thor is just bein a dick

      • Josh

        No,need for that…it's a twist off lol

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      looks like the gavel from SOA

  • tv_paul

    #29 Head ,shoulders, knees and toes…now that songs going to be stuck in my head all day.

    • hmm

      Is that what they were doing?

  • Gumbo

    #29 What?!?!

    • haveyounochildhood?

      its a kid's song. Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Eyes and ears and mouth and nose, head and shoulders, knees and toes.

    • Chiver2012

      Head and shoulders knees and toes knees and toes. Eyes ears mouth and nose mouth and nose!!

  • matt


  • Guest_of_Honor

    #22 Penn Station is a train station. I think you want to send him to the Port Authority.

    • Call the PoPo
      • WooHoo

        Sounds like a great and fun idea until you see this ^

    • TrainDr101

      I think you can take an Amtrak bus out of Penn Station but you have to have a train ticket to go w/ it. Also, there's more than one Penn Station.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #27 is awesome.
    #29 I don't get…

    • Egon

      Head and shoulders, knees, and toes.

  • tv_paul

    #10 This has limited audience that would get the joke, but it is pretty funny.

    • itslikethis

      Geology Humour rocks

      • real-life_paul

        It's the schist!

        • dawgbone98

          Of quartz this is going to turn into a pun thread.

  • goatpunch

    #20 is the best thing I've seen today hands down

  • don meok

    #15 i can only ride in circles #28 gay

    • Frankee

      Why to where hat on ear when youve got one on ya head? ;|
      And true.. thats gay and stupid..

  • IrishInNJ

    #1 is subtitles visible only when you wear certain glasses. Like 3D I guess. Not really 1st on a list of genius ideas.

  • Stick

    That looks really fucking practical.

    • Frankee

      Yeah, but still you can lose your wheel ;]

  • dagleja3

    #21 – Awesome, where do I get one?

    • morebeer

      If you build it, they will come

    • UPITT26

      I just did a reverse google search. Different styles on here as well.

    • Distinguished Guest

      A trend I am seeing is to cut a hole in a wall inside a cupboard or near a counter/shelf, with the hole leading to an enclosed catbox cabinet in the garage. Keeps cat litter and the smell out of the house.

  • DrBoogie_R32

    #31 a million times yes. End the horror please.

  • Electric Boogalo

    #15 dafuq is the point of that?

    • kleinbottle

      Dont even pretend like youve never wanted to bend your bike while riding, think of how fast around a light pole you could go,,,someone should make one that locks on itself so you dont have to carry an bike lock, now thats genius dont you think boogalo?

  • dagleja3

    #3, #30 – Yuengling Lager in the post twice, great stuff!!

    • UPITT26

      I haven't seen pumpkin Yuengling before. Did they just put Yuengling in a pumpkin and call it that? Might try that actually.

      • Steve

        That is my pumpkin. I dumped a 24 pack of yuengling in there w some cinnamon stick Also added 2 pumpkin blue moons. Turned out to be yum yum

  • breer

    #3 Yuengling is a twist off…

    • Big C

      The cap can still pop off.

      • kleinbotttle

        Yeah i wouldnt twist the lid off of anything if i could use thor's hammer instead

  • Nova

    Please stop with #26! We get it, it is funny because that not what the coffee pot is used for but you putting it up everyday is killing me.

    • Axy

      First world problems.

    • Cobra

      I've made oatmeal like this many times… Damn hotel rooms without microwaves

    • forever harmed

      and then your coffee would taste like your room mate's weiner…..just sayin..

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