I would tremble just being in the presence of the geniuses behind all this (31 Photos)

  • pinattar

    #18 someone forgot to spell check, it says "good" when it should say "stupid"

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Condemning yourself to shaving your head every day until the day you die.


      • kleinbottle

        if your already bald you dont actually have to shave your head too often…

    • Bluto

      Agreed. What end up happening when you let you hair grow out? Then you just look like you are too stupid to know how to shave down your entire head.

      • kleinbottle

        its kinda hard to grow out your hair if your bald just sayin

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          This man is not entirely bald though, is he.


  • Donald Gray

    #17 YOU MEAN COBWEBS AREN'T JUST DUST! I'll see what wikipedia has to say about that… I'll be damned!

  • Macro

    #5 and #14 are pretty darn clever.

  • thefauqur

    #10 New Chive Shirt Design?

  • Mation

    #22 A girl in Arkansas did this and the random number happened to be a police detective and he responded by raiding her house. She got off with warning, but I'm still guessing it ruined her day.

  • chron247

    #3 OMG I dont want, I need!
    #15 Pretty Awesome!
    #31 please please please!

  • Justme

    #31 AMEN!!!

  • Coop

    #22 DONT DO THIS!!! Some girl did it not too long ago it was on the news, she was arrested and interrogated i believe this is a crime.

  • Big C

    That man is Sheldon Cooper.

  • Guest


    What's the point of this? Someone will try and close the door. It won't close. They look down. They see a fork. They remove the fork and close the door. End of amazing prank.

    • Bob

      I don't think it's meant as a prank. Simply a type of doorstop.

      • Trig

        Or the way of killing everyone coz you have just propped open the fire door. Enjoy jail.

        • Havoc Control

          That's for keeping your hotel room door open.

  • chicago

    #23 Mac/chive: buy this, test it, film it, make me laugh.

  • svp

    #25 i don't get why chive phone cases don't have this

  • Matt C

    #29: I actually had to think about that one for a minute. Well played…

  • Bubba

    #19 Is fucking awesome!

  • Child Please

    I know it's for the crater good, but I can't seem to dig up any puns. It's my fault, my fault! I'm so mad I could punch somebody!! But then I'd just be charged with basalt :/

    • tv_paul

      Gneiss one!

      • a-nom

        These threads are always worth reading…never take them for granite!

      • Child Please

        I'm boulder than most people think, an instant clastic!

        • psht

          yeah it was crystal clear to me

        • trl87

          I must have skipped lunch; my apatite is growing.

          • a-nom

            Mine was stolen…damn pyrites…

            • tv_paul

              Shale we continue with this?

              • Child Please

                We cannot continue anything until we get to the core of the matter.

                • Verbal_Kint
                  • itslikethis

                    Completely mantle

                    • Verbal_Kint

                      This discussion has changed me somehow, it's been metamorphic.

                    • Martin

                      You guys are so clever, some of these replies are igneous.

                    • Verbal_Kint

                      Of quartz they are… But it's taken Atoll on some of us…

                    • a-nom

                      I can easily imagine that it would create a continental divide and shake the very core of our existence…we should definitely talc more about it…

  • Alex

    #18 by Good Look Ink in Minneapolis!

    See what YOU would look like with a buzz at http://www.MyBuzzBlender.com By Good Look Ink and remember to Chive on!

  • http://alisonlario.com/ Alison Lario

    can someone explain the first one? im having a blonde moment… dont get it

    • Yeah

      See first page of comments. The glasses make subtitles visible. Someone thought maybe it was for people who are deaf.

  • poolratt

    What movie is #1 from?

  • Jason

    Surprised to see an Albert Heijn picture on The Chive 🙂 And even more surprised you Americans don't have that …

    • Lyra

      I know right! Someone I kow made almost the exact same picture which is even stranger!!

    • Alex

      Is it partially opened? Typisch AH….

  • Yeah

    Who says we don't, Jason.

  • SoCalChiver

    #31 for the win!

  • Yeah

    I'm sorry if I'm being stupid but I don't get #12 or #16…

    • George Zip

      #12 * It's Tabasco; it makes the corn so hot it pops.

      Ditto on the Burger King thing, unless it's mean to be a "fly catcher" kind of thing.

      • Bluto

        Its a fly through Burger King for birds.

  • George Zip

    #1 God Bless the people who came up with this. Love, all us hearing impaired people.

    • Melody

      Spot on. I thought I was going to have to explain to the commenters. Big thumbs up from a deaf chica.

  • http://www.facebook.com/daniel.ralowicz Daniel Ralowicz

    HAHA! i thought #29 meant something else. dirty dirty mind.

  • https://www.facebook.com/kmills.designservices Kevin Mills

    #4, nice, my idea is the Bruno Mars Rover, Crazy bruno mars hair, sunglasses, and wheels and a camera mount.

    too broke to do it this year.

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