We have our winners for The Chivery’s Design Contest

October 24, 2012 | In: The Chivery

Once again the competition was stiff and in the end there could only be three winners. Thanks to all the Chivers who sent in designs, the talent level far surpassed our wildest expectations. If you didn’t win don’t fret, we will be holding a $1,000 grand prize t-shirt design contest every month.

Evan

there should be a t-shirt saying "first"

pysche.

dub

That's a hilarious idea!
Pr0n

Well played sir. The best "First" I've seen in a while.
Happy Cannuk

Brilliant.
AnyoneForCoffee

Genius!

There will now be a rush of these in the next contest.
Rodion

Nicely played AND I think that shirt will sell. I'd give you 2 thumbs up if I could my good sir.
Hand of Fate

Just so long as to the top right of it you have a thumbs up and a thumbs down with an extremely high negative number in front of them.

tim fritz

Congrats Justin!

Creeper Patrol

About what? Making $1,000 for producing a boring, uninteresting image which could be whipped up by a monkey with down syndrome in MS Paint? Actually yeah, good for him. $1,000 for 5 minutes work is nice.

tony

seriously….well said

*dash*

Not worth the price you guys charge for shirts

dub

Yeah… plus shipping it's like $50 for a single shirt. I have 1 Chive shirt, but I can't justify buying more at these prices. I know I'm cheap, but then again I'm poor too.

The_Dood

The shirts are $20-24, and shipping is usually $6-8. How does that add up to $50?

dub

my math is poor too. I'm a poor guy.

I just remember that critical moment when I clicked the "Buy" button and my brain probably rounded it up. Or I may have gotten fast shipping because I'm terrible at being poor.

simplizitey

Like a boss

Mation

There's also a coupon code that saves you a dollar or two if you know where to find it.

googledaddy

Google knows where to find it

HumpDan

$30-$35 is still a lot for a shirt, not to mention buying a black KCCO. You'd think with all the advertisements theChive sends our way they'd be able to lower the price a little bit for those loyal enough to wear their shirts.

Kaiwatha

it's almost 100$ when you don't live in the US… damn UPS

None

Still worth it

MylesofStyles

Cheap and poor? The ladies must be beating down your door.

dub

Well I'm also an asshole, so yeah. poontang up the ying yang.

MylesofStyles

At least it's reassuring to see that your sense of humor has remained in tact. Cheers.
cooper

I wanna be dub's new mentee. This guy ^. Heh.

MylesofStyles

I need to go back to school This guy ^. Heh.

Yann

I'm sure NOT buying any of the three tees… AND I think I'll NOT be the only one thinking like that. WTF.
sandy astroglide

not worth the price the Salvation Army charges for shirts.

7thproject

All three are awesome. Good job everyone!

KCCO

you spelled garbage and terrible wrong

7thproject

Lol, they go with the theme they do here so they fit good in my opinion. I've never seen them so they are good to me.

Elliott

Fit well. Well. Not good, well. And are they good to you? Do they treat you right? Or do they look good to you? Either way these shirts are about as cool as your grammar.

7thproject

I didn't know I had to type everything perfect for you to understand it. Although, you did understand what I meant.

Merle

An airplane shitting underwear won this thing?

dub

It's a Panty Drop…

Rozzisi

Its fucking retarded
YouCan'tBeSerious

You wouldn't wear that shirt out in public unless you were some douche, frat guy going "Hey, ladies I'm looking for donations for a panty drop that will benefit our soldiers overseas. Are you feeling patriotic?"

Absolutely disgusting that these were judged to be some of the best designs sent in. I makes me want to learn how to be a graphic designer by next month so I could submit a design. Shit I think I'll just go into Paint and design it pixel by pixel.

fff

got my vote
MylesofStyles

Fuck yeah. That shit is pathetic. *grabs pen and starts copying down pick up line*

BoMyster

It's a panty dropper. Something your not use too..

DarkStar

Grammar…something you're not used to.

http://pepito115.wordpress.com pepito115

Stoked on the Eastwood design making second; wish the Vader Fear and Loathing one made the cut.

Will.I.Am

Fear and loathing deserved it more than an airplane shitting underwear or more merica stuff
Felcus

I voted for Vader Fear. I would buy that shit for sure. Will not buy any of these.
sfb101

Agreed on all counts.

crustybubblechunks

It doesn't really seem necessary to have a t-shirt design contest every month

Felcus

Agreed.
Shane

Can't please everyone I guess

Bobby Klobber

Cant please anyone by the comments so far.
Lame contest, anyone who pays for this crap is a wagon jumping dumb ass.
Start showing some premium FLBP on the tees and then we can vote for something of substance.

doctor

all these shirts suck.

Craig

To everyone bitching about the shirts, come up with a better design yourself or stop complaining. Or don't you like $1000?

Bobby Klobber

No one would want to be grouped with this bunch of lame ass.
Like I said before……..start putting the best of FLBP on tees………cant understand why no one though of this earlier

adam

How is the 3rd place shirt an original design when it clearly is already a shirt. Wow that must have been hard to google image search that design.

TFTC

Photoshop is hard… dumbfuck
Nate

Because people can make their own shirts with their own designs on their own websites and take their own pictures and submit them to theChive.

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

Still no Paula on a shirt?

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

dub

shit*

and yes, you go down with every flush.
matt

they dont put trolls on shirts…

http://thechive.com/ Paula_

That's quite all right; trolls don't put on shirts either.

Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

Herp

Paula I don't think it'd be socially acceptable to walk around in public with a giant piece of shit on the front of shirt, this is why there is no Paula shirt

back2worknow

I thought I read somewhere in the past that there was to be a note on the shirts that they were Paula_ repellant but I am not sure. Although I am sure that a great many Chivers would buy an anti-Paula_ shirt should one come along. Would they work? Probably not but hey… it's worth a shot.

Perhaps the proceeds could go to the Paula_ troll reduction surgery, or a sex change. o.0

Hulk hogan

Remember that time we had sex Paula? Chix with dix – Oh brother! I couldn't shit right for a month!!!
http://thechive.com/ Paula_

…<img src="http://i.imgur.com/XnHiD.jpg">
Hugs,
Paula
- the one you love to hate

back2worknow

That's the one. I would pay $24 or possibly more for that shirt, but not for anything from the last few design contests!

animal

Already have a Clint Eastwood shirt…..same design but WAY better…..that's a Rip off….urban outfitters already sold that one……Disqualified NOT ORIGINAL #2

This Guy

You sir, are a liar. The Urban Outfitters version looked nothing like this, at all.
http://s5.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/51…

animal

Same concept my friend….equals not original….don't call me a liar……o forgot he doesn't have a cigar in this one…I own the uo version regardless of dimensions this version sucks donkeyball's for quarters

This.

http://www.google.com/search?num=10&hl=en&amp…

There ya go buddy there's a bunch of them..Happy complaining.

animal

Not complaining stating facts…..doesn't matter….
Still sucks rick

quailman8907

Who's rick?

animal

Its RICK

Stud

http://rowdygentleman.com/products/merica-fuck-ye…

MDB

WOW. im usually really positive about these contests but – geezus H – anyone can steel an image off the
interweb and throw it in illustrator and live trace then clean it up with some filters. And yes without a doubt
ill submit something cool next time round!

Elliott

STEAL!
AllTaco

So that's how they do it. "Man I gotta stop giving these things away." -Gob Bluth

brudy

I dont get the theme of the first one

Watson

And I'm guessing you never will.
dub

IT'S A PANTY DROP!

PANTY DROPPER!

Bocanegra

Panty Raid also acceptable.

Critical Observer

You must be from the South – right?

Perin

The KCCO underwear also sucks… make it sexier…

Hawksnester

Yeah what the fuck is up with the granny panties? At least make em boy shorts so their ass will hang out a little

Nova

Chive, you do realize that these are horrendous shirts right? You guys are better than that.

sandy astroglide

no, they aren't.

LarsfromNorway

wow people are hard to please

Elliott

You should try your mom sometime…

Verbal_Kint

If you guys are gonna be in the t-shirt business, you need to produce designs people will buy. Like i said yesterday, post ALL the submissions and have elimination brackets we get to vote on…

Creeper Patrol

No, they don't. They only make 3 t-shirts at a time to sell and then claim "OMG we're so popular we sold out in 0.00012721 seconds!!!". They aren't in the T-shirt business because everything they know about supply and demand they learned online at the university of phoenix
Rubio

nah, that takes a lot of time and this way they can have another shirt contest next month…
so another ugly ass design can win…
LOLP

Now this is a good idea!

http://sorryforpartyingimnotsorry.tumblr.com/ THEClesusChrist

We need the Ha Ha Business T Shirt…..the meme with the dude in the suit on an 80s cell phone
Phil

Congrats to the winners. Apparently people don't understand that this is a free contest. I apologize for the arrogant and pitiful commenters who don't appreciate a free website that does cool things like this. Congrats again! I like them!

RazorChiver

The winner got $ 1000 bones

HawgNutz

WPS

jordan

you have horrible taste

Nope

I will be purchasing none of these terrible shirts.
Jerry13

This is the last site that should be in the T-shirt business. They can't make enuff of their on shit.

twoedges

unlike kcco or bfm, If they produce 10 of these design winning t-shirts they should have enough to keep in stock until Christmas …. of 2016
Thisguy

*enough *own

adrian

fucken shittttttt!!!!!!!!!
Greg

Keep Calm and Crap On these t-shirts….you guys are becoming a bunch of money hungry bastards producing shit like this…

LOLP

Well if they were good designs I'd buy them, but they are shit… Either not enough people are sending in designs, or they are just phoning it in on which designs they think are the best… Hopefully next month kicks ass!

cjchiver

Next time im just gonna suggest a blank white shirt instead of this stuff…wtf
grandfred

i vote for #2

Yuppp

Too late. The votes are in and the contest is over.

animal

Sucks
grandfred

of my english is bad .. i mean i've voted for #2

LOLP

Be careful young one… The internet is a very dangerous place. One wrong turn and you will end up neck deep in trolls.

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