Drunk Jeff Goldblum pitches Paypal (Video)

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Apparently when you play Jeff Goldblum in slow motion he sounds like he’s blitz drunk.

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  • jeff

    and now he is watching you poop

  • beasty

    Oh to be a fly on the wall there….

    • ChuckDiesel57

      I see what you did there.

  • Jimmy John

    And there goes 45 seconds of my life…. Coulda nutted looking at FLBP by now..

    • bma

      Sounds like your sex life is just like your name……….Freaky fast!

      • Tedisdumb

        Teddy, you're trying too hard.

        • Shadisadouche

          Don't see anything better from you.

  • Teddy

    I'm pooping while viewing this.

    So yes, Jeff Goldblum is still watching us poop.

  • jadedhero1331

    This is awesome.

  • h4xn00b

    That was in slow motion?

  • Tyler P

    hahaha this is comedy

  • Joe

    Also viewed will pooping.

  • BronyChive

    Go home Jeff Goldblum, you are drunk

  • Danno

    Even the drums at the end sound drunk. Go home drums…you're drunk.

  • truth

    Anyone else think that slow motion Jeff Goldblum could pull off a pretty good impersonation of Bill Cosby?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    How he ever defeated those aliens, I'll never understand.

    • h4xn00b

      He got drunk, remember?

  • habby

    this is seriously the weirdest coincidence. im watching "the league" season 3 and jeff goldblum walked through the dorr as i scrolled over this video. just a weird thing i guess

  • Windchyll

    Sounds like a white Bill Cosby!

  • sarah

    Goddamn he has sexy hands

  • Dr_StrangePants

    For Reference, the Original….not as funny

    • DenOfEarth

      And now he's on cocaine

      • Dr_StrangePants

        I stand corrected :D

  • Suzie Kolber

    He sounds like Joe Namath

    • Ace Ventura

      Goldblum . . . Namath.
      Namath . . . Goldblum.

      Goldblum IS Namath!

  • Canucks_Rule

    goldblum has always sounded like he's one something. oh, and he'll always be the fly to me. lol.

    bc chivers/chivettes, see below.
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  • Chiver Ira

    That is a thing of beauty. See? Sometimes having alot of time on your hands does pay off!

  • Trex

    Eye's Closed.. White Bill Cosby

  • Peasoupdoughboy

    Me poop

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