I do what I want (25 Photos)

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  • LIJay

    …unless it's order a KCCO hoodie!

    • Kyle C.

      True story!!

    • bclizzle

      a fuckin men

  • Kyle C.

    #1 two of them are pretzeling, idiots

    • The Real Tiger Woods

      None of them are chipping.

      • Kyle C.

        false, as far as the pictures supposed to portray you troll

    • tv_paul

      "No Derping Allowed" would be more appropriate

    • chiphurt

      those are technically pretzels

  • Feeder of Trolls

    #6 You bastard!

  • tv_paul

    #3 There must be some kind of weird internet warping going on. This post looks like it's Half Brigade & Half Berry.

    • ScootMagroot

      Hope he washed his hands. Probably pissed on his face too.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Dude on the right must have morning-wood.

    • FrankieTheWop

      Emily's Pinterest is leaking.

    • Jen

      DAT ASS!

      • ASH

        Haven't seen "Kindergarten style" for 20 years!

    • Lauren

      I am all for this being on here.

  • Tillman61

    #20 "Who's going to turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious!"

    • bczu

      Mint is disgusting with chocolate….there…i said it!

    • Red

      That episode was a classic, well done. Reading that, I could hear the way he said it too.

    • http://gfys.com LoganExplosion

      Oh yeah. Def read it in Jerry's voice!

      • DonkeyPunch

        Except it was Kramer who said it…

        • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

          Then the surgeon….somewhat

    • Dan

      Why would you ruin something as awesome as chocolate with the flavor of toothpaste?

  • Tony
  • crustybubblechunks

    #22 Blasphemy

    • knaimoli

      WHO DOES THIS???? You're supposed to see how small of a piece you can take at a time!!

      • HatBomb

        I do.

  • cramecirp

    #6 like a mother fucking boss

  • TXChiver

    #6, #14, #19, #22 are just wrong!

    • HatBomb

      Some men just want to watch the world burn.

  • r1rider

    #6 blasphemy!

  • Whale


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #4 <img src="http://i.imgur.com/XnHiD.jpg"&gt;
    – Fan testimonial: "Just when you seemed that you possibly might have a heart, and were capable of acting like a human being paula, you go and fuck it up."

    • Feeder of Trolls

      Good god Paula!? So late to the party! You're like, almost lost in posts here. Only -8 at the time of this reply. Get your act together. Sheesh.

      • Kekjaja

        Hey, face it. Paula just isn't in their trolling prime anymore.. Sad day.

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #3 Can't be unseen

    • Kali

      don't want it to be unseem ;P

  • dollybakerton

    #23 oh you kitty holding, monochromatic outfit wearing, bearded beauty man, you're cute!

    • Anastasia

      I agree!

    • Wisti

      I was going to say something along those lines actually! ^_^ I love him!

  • pritter72

    #6, #22
    Some men just want to watch the world burn…

    • BigSexy

      I light the world a fire whenever I eat string cheese…

  • Zrock76


    So let me get this straight, they still make bubble tape?

    • OG Long Nut


  • Stick

    I miss when Sobe came in glass bottles.

  • nodon

    #16 – I need that sign for my office, my house, my car. "Anger. Keep Out"

    • guest

      The sign is DANGER keep out…someone painted over the D. Thought this might help if you wanted to make one.

  • I Chive

    Forkin A!

  • James

    #14 #6 #19 #22 HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME

    • lols

      you shove it in your butt

  • fucked

    RIP "Dave on Wheels"

  • phi

    #16 – find him
    no seriously, that guy looks an awful lot like me
    if you sent it yourself and read this, reply

    • Phi

      Okay. This is where it gets weird…..

    • Kekjaja

      Omg, so you're Greg "IdrA" Fields? The Grakken?!

      • phi

        nah, I play LoL not Starcraft

  • http://www.twitter.com/coralmonster Coral

    #22 You just ruined a cheese string! they're not even good to eat that way!


    Im glad they enhanced the new shirts now our originals are vintage!

  • JPPO

    #4 Sissy douchebag…

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