The Enhanced KCCO’s, BFM’s, and Hoodies are here!

best kcco The Enhanced KCCOs, BFMs, and Hoodies are here!

Welcome to the big game, Chivers. As many of you know, last month we added a number of new enhancements to our KCCO’s and BFM’s including Gold Foil neck labels and QR Codes to the inside of the shirts. All in an effort to stay one step ahead of the massive KCCO fraud market.

Green KCCO’s available RIGHT HERE.

Bill Fucking Murray available RIGHT HERE.

And for the first time ever, KCCO Hoodies are available RIGHT HERE. Just in time for the cold weather, the inside of these custom hoodies are super-soft. It’s like wearing a hug.

And finally, the Portable KCCO Bag Boards have returned RIGHT HERE. Hand crafted by our dad, they are not only beautiful, but also the perfect tailgating game.


  • Question_Mark_

    KCCO Black hoodies for me and the lady!

    • 1 Happy Camper

      Black Hoodie for me as well along with BFM3D, booya!!!

      • Confused

        Who says the economy is bad

        • ColaChiver

          The Chive has a great GDP than most of Africa right now. Aaaaand I landed a BFM after cussing out my computer and theChive's servers for 20 minutes. Bang Biscuit! KCCO!

          • ColaChiver

            greater* I'm such a Darwin.

    • Rick3381

      We got ours!!!

    • Paula_

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      – the one you love to hate

      • Trav1121

        Finally! No more STDs (Shirt Transmitted Diseases)!

  • enjoimark

    YES! Scored a KCCO shirt 2 minutes before launch!

    • Horus


      I actually just bought another one right now but the site is taking forever to load. I've got quite a few Chive and KCCO shirts and while I do love wearing them, I'm inspired by the Chive's generosity that I'm going to give some away during Halloween to folks who recognize my Chiver at Heart shirt and don't have any shirts.

      • Derek

        You, sir, are doing it right.

        • Horus

          Hopefully they wear Small or Medium…and some people don't mind being Canadian….

          • Tyler P

            I`ve been trying to get a Canadian KCCO for ages!

      • enjoimark

        Hell yea dude that's awesome. I'm just stoked I actually got one this time… I've been trying for months.


          Same here! FINALLY BFM 3D one minute before 2PM! w00t!

      • nice

        you sir, are a saint.

      • Question_Mark_

        That is what KCCO is about. You deserve a medal.

    • Brian

      I got in too before the timer finished counting down and got all the way to putting my credit card info in and was all happy and shit, and then it kept giving error messages and then finally told me that the black hoodies were out of stock. So close…

      • Horus

        Dude, I know. I flaked so bad. I stuttered cause the girl sporting the black hoodie has such an epic smile and was so beautiful I had to just pause and appreciate life.

      • Brian

        I ended up with a BFM in the end, so I guess I'm happy. Black KCCO shirts are also available by the way. Click on the flamingo!

        • rule breaker

          damn ….the first rule about kcco black is, you dont talk about kcco black!

          • rule breaker

            and p.s. its a god damn ostrich!!!!

    • Carrie

      That's how I scored a BFM shirt!

    • linkx

      In case anyone is interested, the green flamingo is selling black kcco shirts also, i just got one for me and the wife

      • Mation

        Why would anyone want a knock-off?

        • quikson

          you obviously don't know what he's talking about…fail

      • again

        its an ostrich….i cant stress that enough

  • CanadianMedic

    nailed it Black hoodie

    • Nick Parsons

      Got my green hoodie a min before launch

  • Brandyn

    Site crashed!!!

    • the_junglist

      THis BLOWS! I was on time and everything._

      • the_junglist

        Persistence pays off. Gots it. Happy Sponge.

        • SpreadTheLove

          Exactly…bought one for myself and 4 for friends to surprise them…just gotta keep clicking and kcco

    • CanadianMedic

      keep trying they are still showing available on mine! KCCO!!!

    • Really?

      the site ALWAYS crashes. They need to do another hoodie run like immediately.

  • playin hookie

    I played calledoff work for this! FML

    • David Allen


  • J-Walk

    Already gone! FFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!

  • adam

    jesus, temporary problem on checkout! NOOOO I WANT MY HOODIE!

    • mark

      had that problem too. tried again and have no confirmation e-mail but haven't got an error message. hope it worked because now what i want is gone.

  • Brent

    Got me a BLACK HOODIE!!!!

    • a-nom

      This is the first time i was lucky enough to actually get one!

  • weaksauce

    W00t! snagged a BFM3d finally! Good luck to all! KCCO and you'll get something you want!

  • CallMeMaybe

    U stil no like fatties? 2XL for hoodies?

    • Iceberg

      This fatty scored a 2xl hoodie

    • CanadianMedic

      That's weird because I am usually a medium and the medium I bought was to big for me

      • andyINalberta

        the sizes are fucked, I have 3xl thats huge on me and way bigger than the size chart says and 2xl is to tight on me, I have the same issue as lunch_box, big shoulders 😦

  • Lunch_Box

    Once again, no 3XL's on the BFM shirts. Your puny 2XL shirts don't fit my shoulders. Most other 2XL shirts fit me fine, but not yours.

    • Demon Hunter

      I have the same problem. I wear a XL in most ( shoulders, not stomach) and in their shirts I have to order 2XL, except the military, those are fine as XL. Crazy, Keep calm and figure out what works for you!

  • ChiverOnFoot

    Black hoodie, enhanced KCCO, BFM for me and BFM for my brother for his bday. Best day ever!

    • 650

      who did you blow?

  • Elise

    hands shaking

  • Ben

    Got a Hoodie!!!

  • JimmyP06

    got my black hoodie, KCCO and good luck!!

  • ChivetteKellie

    Crashed 😦

    • JimmyP06

      a secret for a gorgeous chivette, hit refresh 1 minute before launch. you're welcome 🙂

  • C to the Lint

    No hoodie for me! $45? Or $38 for the black KCCO? Really?

    • Derek

      What did you expect the hoodies to cost? Compare brands that sell t-shirts in the same price range as the chive shirts, then compare cost on hoodies from those same companies. Your expectations were not in line with reality.

      • Gradaddy

        seriously… $38 for a t-shirt. i'm not saying, i'm just saying

  • macpearce

    finally got my BFM. and a buddy's 3d BFM. all 2 mins before "launch". just like last time.

    • Lucky Law

      Finally got mine too. Now i have the KCCO and BFM. Nice!

  • Ben Whalen

    Have two KCCO hoodies in my cart, one Medium Green Women's, one Large Green Men's. And can't check out.

    • adam

      same here!

    • Emerson T.

      they're already sold out !

    • Ben Whalen

      Due to site crashing, there are now "Stock Problems" when I check out. Again… so much for "We'll make sure this never happens to the server again." Still love you though Chive. KCCO.

  • joey

    boom 3d bill and kcco

    • a-nom

      just want to know…if you have multiple already, why are you buying more, preventing people that have never gotten one the opportunity? Not trying to insinuate you're a jerk, but if you already have a couple, share the wealth!

  • dan

    out… of …. breath, wife yelling in my ear. yes, dear, i got you your goddam pink kcco

  • bmmoni

    server busy getting error:(

  • Shiguy

    Got my hoodie, another green KCCO and a BFM! Its a good day!

  • Lucky Guy

    Got a Black KCCO and BFM! Chive is making my day!

    • Chive Brother

      yours, mine, and my little brother's! Got him a Green KCCO for his 25th birthday!

  • Ben

    Awesome, Black Hoodie and Green KCCO for me! So glad I refreshed 2 minutes before noon.

    • cesar

      I think thats the only way people scored one.

      • Derek

        I thought about it but waited until the timer hit zero and still managed. It's kinda like launching your cocksnot and trying to predict which little soldier will be the one to pass on your dna. It's anyone's guess as to who's 1's and 0's are going to come out victorious.

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