October 26, 2012 |
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot
#5 #10 aliens, I'm tellin ya they're aliens
If they are smart enough to make it to earth, they are to smart to do this retarded shit. I chalk this up to failed parenting.
Woah! Watch out! We got a bad ass grammar nazi over here!!
Actually, I had to read it 3 times to figure out what he was trying to say. Not trying to troll but it makes a big difference.
Perfect. They all have a big fat zero on their foreheads.
Seriously. I like Hellboy, Klingons, and bagels as much as the next guy, but wutdafuq?
#11 is a young Ron Swanson
Bagel heads! Believe it or not I watched an episode of Taboo last night about these freaks
the girl was decently hot until the bagel…
Great storage for your Doughnuts, but how do you get them out when your hungry?
Apparently this is temporary – saline injection and the body eventually absorbs it. But seriously, WTF?!
#7 does the carpet match the drapes? Gross……
I think they're connected…
Kill it with fire!!
that is one mental image I could do without…..damn and just finished lunch too.
what a dirty hippy
probably smells like a warm breeze off of a landfill…
Mother Nature will get her tribute…sooner or later!!!
#28, We all knew it was coming… yet we still watch?
I watch to bask in the majestic glow of Darwin punching yet another ticket.
I have a slight flu right now. But somehow I feel better after this post.
What the hell is a slight flu?
I think it's called a hangover
#12…thinking about the universe? Good news: you're the moon!
#5 #10..I will never ever understand this stupidity!
I just love that she spelled universe right & fuct up about lol
Holy shit she's ugly! (# 12) That's just gross.
Is #20 a spot the difference game?
Ummm, 1) long hair 2) open mouth. That's me done! Keep guessing chivers!!!
Your comment shows just how dumb you really are. You have just failed in so many ways, it's hard to count. Because I'm feeling nice, I'll explain. The top photo is of a girl posing for a picture pretending to play pool and has obviously no idea how the game works. The bottom photo is a 'rage comic' depicting the stupidity of the photo above. Maybe a rage comic could be drawn about your comment.
Wind your neck in sausage. Taking the moral high ground is very admirable especially when you're gauping at pictures on a site that shows lots of girls with little on and commenting on these on how they look. I do it, and I love it. Cheer up!!!
Stop. Both of you suck.
You suck too
i think you ran your english through the wrong online translator
#21 And yet, I bet he was the kindest Cubs fan there.
typical American though
My favorite is the video from last year at a Astros home game. A woman took a fly ball right out of a little girls hands. Then she high-fived her friend.
I remember that, that was Rangers. We Astros fans are better than those yucky dallas people.
Cubs fans are fine, they just get reeallly drunk in those bleachers. Its the White Sox fans you have to be watchful of in Chicago. Some real assholes the few times I've been to US Cellular.
oh piss off Chopper
What an asshole. People that can display lack of integrity, honestly and self-importance will continue to do so in their interactions with others. Says a lot about this jerk.
pisses me off every time i see this gif
They guy who ends up with the ball is the same guy who buys 10 shirts on a major release day and sells them on ebay.
Too fat to reach it himself.
I know the guy who had the ball taken away from him. If it makes anyone feel better, the Cubs sent him a bunch of swag. I think it had something to do with the fact the employee can clearly be seen congratulating the fat shirtless guy.
What is wrong with #1 ?
I do it every fuckin time.
Just can't remember which side the fuel tank is..
It's the left.
There's usually an arrow on the fuel gauge.
You drive your car every day and you can't remember which side of the car the tank is on? Maybe you shouldn't be driving.
No my friend,
the point is that my garage is full of supercars, and I love to take a different one every day.
You know, Monday is for Maserati, Friday for Ferrari, Zaturday is for Zonda..
It's hard to remember where the tank is for every of them..
It's easier on Duesday, on my Ducati, because I got it between my legs..
But on rainy days a can't ride my bikes..
Must be hard to find your penis in that garage
Then you wake up, have a coffee, and go to work on Saturday in your Saturn.
The fill hole may be on the right or left, but the tank is always in the middle.
foreign cars – its on the left, american – on the right.
A girl would think that!
I know! I belong in the kitchen! What am I doing on the computer?
Thats at a Costco station. They only let all cars pull in the one way, the hose is designed to go on either side of the car..
You get the last few drops of fuel doing it this way. Plus, the real retards are the ones who queue up for ages because they either can't turn their cars round or are too stupid to just run the hose over. Having said that, this guy is kind of stretching it. He could scratch his paint.
Umm maybe it's the nozzle lock is on and if the hose recoils it pisses fuel everywhere and blows the fucking station up!!!
Maybe-just a suggestion.
Dunno – I do it all the time, if the pumps on the other side are all taken. The Darwin candidates are the ones who'd rather queue up and wait for another pump.
nothing wrong. If you look closely, that pump is actually made to go either side. Costco gas stations have them so you can go to any pump no matter which side the fill hole is.
We dont have lock on pumps in the UK. I always full up this way as the other side of the pump always has a queue. Fook waiting around.
Apart from the potential to scratch paint I didnt see anything strange or wrong with this pic :s
Nothing at all is wrong with this. We have ONE gas station in my town and it's got 2 pumps and room for 4 cars – 2 on each side – and 1 car waiting on each side. After that you have to wait in the street, blocking traffic on a narrow 2-lane road – if you need gas. And the station is 1-way only, so you can't pull in from the other side or you'll have no way to get out when you're done.
Half the time the left side is empty because most cars have the filler cap on the left side, and so there will be 2 cars waiting behind the 2 getting served on the right side, and nobody on the left, because they don't think outside the box. The attendants are fine with it; in fact, here in New Jersey (where we're not allowed to pump our own gas, for some idiotic reason) the toll road rest areas all have huge signs that advertise that the hoses are long enough for you to fill from either side of the island.
So no – there's nothing wrong with what this guy is doing at all. Except maybe getting in and out again a lot faster than the sheep waiting in line on the other side of the pump.
As far as remembering which side, it happens: My first car it was on the left; then the right, and then right again; now it's back on the left, and with my wife's car it is on the right. I just don't lose sleep over remembering stuff like this – usually I can pull the handle and then look in my side view mirrors to make sure, if I have a senior moment.
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I have never, ever, had to wait in line for gas. I had no idea people actually put up with that. Move to North America, man.
You seriously think no one in North America has to wait at a busy gas station? Get out more.
The fact that the cord looks like it's wrapped tight enough around the car to hold it in place. Pulling up an extra foot or two would have fixed this.
What's wrong? He's asian.
Yup, and he isnt wearing a long visor and a Fanny pack
this escalated quickly
You just summed this redonkulous post up. People must be riled up today, good shit. Lets start a vote- all in favor of this guy say yes all opposed nay! Happy Friday my friendly chivers
It's COSTCO. Everyone does it.
Dude, there's nothing wrong with that. It's a Costco. That's how the pumps are designed for faster service. Normal pumps wouldn't even get close.
While it's a bit silly to be on the "wrong" side like that, the real stupidity is not pulling up far enough. Had he done so, the hose wouldn't be so tight around the car, and he wouldn't be scratching his paint in the process.
Having the fill pipe behind the license plate used to take care of this issue easily. Wonder how many people remember those cars?
The pump he is at, is ment for this. That's why is has a longer hose on a drag line…Genius!
That's it … I'm done with this planet.
#4 I like to call this pose Blue Steel
nice herpes too
Dude should have paid for implants for his girl as well.
#4 Is that a very round shaped pec muscle on that guy or a boob implant?
#38 By the power of the UNIBROW!
#38 I don't often use the internet, but when i do eyebrows.
#5 #10 what's with the donuts? I don't get it.
It is the "hands free" way to tell the world you are a dumb fuck. So much easier than carrying a sign.
Nor do I. What the fuck is it?
I don't think you will get it, even when you know what it is… These idiots inject silicone into their faces as a form of body modification.
Saline, not silicone (not that that makes it any better, but it's not permanent at least).
Soooooo you're tellin' me, that these people have boob implants….on their faces….?
Uhh, yes essentially.
lol I called and asked my husband why people have donuts in their faces and confused the crap out of him until he looked..should have just read the comments first. So nasty btw I completely don't get it.
They are called "Bagel Heads" and they inject the top of their heads with a saline solution and make the hole in the middle by pressing on the center. I will never understand way it is becoming a trend. Looks pretty dumb to me. http://www.geekologie.com/2012/09/what-the-f-bage…
#21 does that agree with Darwin?
I know…I'm getting a little pissed just watching it. I can only imagine how dude felt but he didn't object at all. He would starve in prison.
I'm sure that guy will get his just deserts. As for darwinism – well in a survival of the fittest world, the guy who ended up with the ball won… welcome to the explanation of where our collective gene pool comes from…
idiocracy at work
#32 I'm sure this one thinks Fondue is just a warm beverage!
I guarantee you this person has trouble shitting. They're not fat, just incredibly backed up.
anybody noticed the creature also has a box of cheez-its
and thinks that having a car air freshener in his shirt pocket will cover up his stench
I think that's a female.
#15 FIND !
Hell yeah! That toilet is so awesome.
She's in the shitter
Apparently she's the TP caddy for that particular bathroom? I like the picture. She's cute. I don't get why it's in a "Darwin's Exceptions" group.
That's fairly normal for anyone with a lowered vehicle. And that's a beautiful looking STi. Nice Volk's.
Sexually Transmitted Infection? I wish I could spot them that easy, then maybe I wouldn't be pissing fire all the time…
lowering is for douchebags
it is for better handling.
On the track. You're not going anywhere near fast enough around town (unless you're itching for a ticket, mind you) and are going to ruin the frame the first time you find a pothole, or a driveway into a shopping plaza that's too steep.
Ruin the frame? How exactly?
Bags are for Groceries. Dont be a puss. This car is sick.
Wrong. You know nothing about cars. Better handling is achieved by lowering the center of gravity, stiffening the suspension and lowering weight. Having a lower spoiler at the front does nothing for the handling, it may help a little bit with mileage, but that's it.
And, on average, a car lowered THAT much takes about twice to get anywhere it goes than the average car, since it has to slow down at every intersection to avoid breaking the spoiler. THat is what I call a slooow car. To top it all, a car lowered that much looks awful. It looks like a wart on the street.
That's not a car, that's a lawnmower…. buy American!
Needs more low.
#16 Damn, that bitch got a white watch on her arm, honey.
He had to convince his wife that those shoes were his. Now he is forever wearing them.
Pretty sure he is a member of Bear Force One
#21 What a cunt. I would have punched him in the throat.
I was at that game about 15 feet to the left of that asshole. Believe me, if the rest of the bleachers would have been able to see that while it was happening, that fucker would've gotten his ass kicked after the game.
To make it even worse, the stupid usher who saw the whole thing pats the guy on the back and congratulated the asshole for getting the ball.
The USHER didnt see the douchebag take it from the guys hand only that he came up with it..
Total dick.. and he is proud of it too.
Yeah, the look of self satisfaction is obvious. His short fat stubby arms couldn't reach the ball so he just yanks it out of someone else's hand. Real class act.
My dad took me to a game once and I couldn't been any older than 6 or 7 and a ball lands right by my feet. As I went to pick it up, some whore sitting in front of me turns around and snatches it away and showed her friends how she got the ball. It's just a ball people, quit being dicks to each other.
Some idiot at an Indians game did this to my brother (about 12 years old at the time). Ripped it right out of his hand and gave it to his girlfriend. Even worse, it was just batting practice before the game.
#15 – Fancy toilet
don't know why… but reminds me Chris Griffin…
More like Buffalo Bill! I guarantee he is working on a suit of skin in his pit/basement.
#5 and #10. I just read about it. It's a body modification craze in Japan. It's a saline injection that takes two hours and only lasts one night. They get the donut shape by putting their thumbs in the middle of their forehead during the injection. Even worse, some dudes get the injections in their ball sacks.
You sure it's their thumbs they use?
I agree, the two dudes look way too happy with each other. That thing it's so big that the dude on the left can't even open his left eye, wtf?!?
#11 is just unfortunate looking..not very chive of the chive
#15 Queen for a Bidet
Another thread going right into the sewer.
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