Darwin’s exceptions (39 Photos)

If they are smart enough to make it to earth, they are to smart to do this retarded shit. I chalk this up to failed parenting.

Seriously. I like Hellboy, Klingons, and bagels as much as the next guy, but wutdafuq?

Doughnut implants??

Great storage for your Doughnuts, but how do you get them out when your hungry?

Apparently this is temporary – saline injection and the body eventually absorbs it. But seriously, WTF?!

I think they're connected…

Kill it with fire!!

that is one mental image I could do without…..damn and just finished lunch too.

what a dirty hippy

I watch to bask in the majestic glow of Darwin punching yet another ticket.

What the hell is a slight flu?

I just love that she spelled universe right & fuct up about lol

Holy shit she's ugly! (# 12) That's just gross.

Your comment shows just how dumb you really are. You have just failed in so many ways, it's hard to count. Because I'm feeling nice, I'll explain. The top photo is of a girl posing for a picture pretending to play pool and has obviously no idea how the game works. The bottom photo is a 'rage comic' depicting the stupidity of the photo above. Maybe a rage comic could be drawn about your comment.

typical American though

Cubs fans are fine, they just get reeallly drunk in those bleachers. Its the White Sox fans you have to be watchful of in Chicago. Some real assholes the few times I've been to US Cellular.

What an asshole. People that can display lack of integrity, honestly and self-importance will continue to do so in their interactions with others. Says a lot about this jerk.

They guy who ends up with the ball is the same guy who buys 10 shirts on a major release day and sells them on ebay.

Too fat to reach it himself.

I know the guy who had the ball taken away from him. If it makes anyone feel better, the Cubs sent him a bunch of swag. I think it had something to do with the fact the employee can clearly be seen congratulating the fat shirtless guy.

I do it every fuckin time.
Just can't remember which side the fuel tank is..

You get the last few drops of fuel doing it this way. Plus, the real retards are the ones who queue up for ages because they either can't turn their cars round or are too stupid to just run the hose over. Having said that, this guy is kind of stretching it. He could scratch his paint.

Umm maybe it's the nozzle lock is on and if the hose recoils it pisses fuel everywhere and blows the fucking station up!!!
Maybe-just a suggestion.

Dunno – I do it all the time, if the pumps on the other side are all taken. The Darwin candidates are the ones who'd rather queue up and wait for another pump.

nothing wrong. If you look closely, that pump is actually made to go either side. Costco gas stations have them so you can go to any pump no matter which side the fill hole is.

We dont have lock on pumps in the UK. I always full up this way as the other side of the pump always has a queue. Fook waiting around.

Apart from the potential to scratch paint I didnt see anything strange or wrong with this pic :s

Nothing at all is wrong with this. We have ONE gas station in my town and it's got 2 pumps and room for 4 cars – 2 on each side – and 1 car waiting on each side. After that you have to wait in the street, blocking traffic on a narrow 2-lane road – if you need gas. And the station is 1-way only, so you can't pull in from the other side or you'll have no way to get out when you're done.
Half the time the left side is empty because most cars have the filler cap on the left side, and so there will be 2 cars waiting behind the 2 getting served on the right side, and nobody on the left, because they don't think outside the box. The attendants are fine with it; in fact, here in New Jersey (where we're not allowed to pump our own gas, for some idiotic reason) the toll road rest areas all have huge signs that advertise that the hoses are long enough for you to fill from either side of the island.

So no – there's nothing wrong with what this guy is doing at all. Except maybe getting in and out again a lot faster than the sheep waiting in line on the other side of the pump.

As far as remembering which side, it happens: My first car it was on the left; then the right, and then right again; now it's back on the left, and with my wife's car it is on the right. I just don't lose sleep over remembering stuff like this – usually I can pull the handle and then look in my side view mirrors to make sure, if I have a senior moment.

The fact that the cord looks like it's wrapped tight enough around the car to hold it in place. Pulling up an extra foot or two would have fixed this.

What's wrong? He's asian.

this escalated quickly

It's COSTCO. Everyone does it.

Dude, there's nothing wrong with that. It's a Costco. That's how the pumps are designed for faster service. Normal pumps wouldn't even get close.

While it's a bit silly to be on the "wrong" side like that, the real stupidity is not pulling up far enough. Had he done so, the hose wouldn't be so tight around the car, and he wouldn't be scratching his paint in the process.

Having the fill pipe behind the license plate used to take care of this issue easily. Wonder how many people remember those cars?

The pump he is at, is ment for this. That's why is has a longer hose on a drag line…Genius!

nice herpes too

Dude should have paid for implants for his girl as well.

#38 I don't often use the internet, but when i do eyebrows.

It is the "hands free" way to tell the world you are a dumb fuck. So much easier than carrying a sign.

Nor do I. What the fuck is it?

I don't think you will get it, even when you know what it is… These idiots inject silicone into their faces as a form of body modification.

lol I called and asked my husband why people have donuts in their faces and confused the crap out of him until he looked..should have just read the comments first. So nasty btw I completely don't get it.

They are called "Bagel Heads" and they inject the top of their heads with a saline solution and make the hole in the middle by pressing on the center. I will never understand way it is becoming a trend. Looks pretty dumb to me. http://www.geekologie.com/2012/09/what-the-f-bage…

I know…I'm getting a little pissed just watching it. I can only imagine how dude felt but he didn't object at all. He would starve in prison.

I'm sure that guy will get his just deserts. As for darwinism – well in a survival of the fittest world, the guy who ended up with the ball won… welcome to the explanation of where our collective gene pool comes from…

I guarantee you this person has trouble shitting. They're not fat, just incredibly backed up.

anybody noticed the creature also has a box of cheez-its

and thinks that having a car air freshener in his shirt pocket will cover up his stench

Hell yeah! That toilet is so awesome.

She's in the shitter

Apparently she's the TP caddy for that particular bathroom? I like the picture. She's cute. I don't get why it's in a "Darwin's Exceptions" group.

Sexually Transmitted Infection? I wish I could spot them that easy, then maybe I wouldn't be pissing fire all the time…

lowering is for douchebags

That's not a car, that's a lawnmower…. buy American!

Needs more low.

He had to convince his wife that those shoes were his. Now he is forever wearing them.

I was at that game about 15 feet to the left of that asshole. Believe me, if the rest of the bleachers would have been able to see that while it was happening, that fucker would've gotten his ass kicked after the game.

To make it even worse, the stupid usher who saw the whole thing pats the guy on the back and congratulated the asshole for getting the ball.

Some idiot at an Indians game did this to my brother (about 12 years old at the time). Ripped it right out of his hand and gave it to his girlfriend. Even worse, it was just batting practice before the game.

More like Buffalo Bill! I guarantee he is working on a suit of skin in his pit/basement.

You sure it's their thumbs they use?

Another thread going right into the sewer.