It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

  • Jdub ottawa

    #1. Learned that one from Scrooge mcduck back in the day.


      OH SHIT!!! SLOW DOWN!!!

  • Ttp

    There can be only one first!

    • Alex

      Ohhhh, too late, Daniel-san

    • Silver Medal guy

      And it isn't you. Loser.

    • Jeff

      Epic fail

      • black27696

        Is it 2006?

  • Silver Medal guy

    Not First

  • Peter

    #13…annnnnd everyone else without some form of eating disorder

    • Underbaker

      Jack Sprats place after the divorce, the restraining order just wasn't enough.

  • SuperiorTo8

    #16 Theres beer in this photo..?

    • McBeastie666

      not only is there beer, but there is also a Simpsons joke in there too.

      • Terwilliger

        After prohibition was lifted in Springfield.

    • Yerp

      I guess it's not the solution to duckface.

  • Jake

    I should be studying.

  • whyme1973

    #16 So much truth.

  • Mitch

    #13 and bewbs. It keeps out bewbs. Fail.

  • jimctu
  • suck me dry

    suck me

    • Yerp

      I feel like you're not putting in the effort anymore SMD, and that makes me sad.

      • whale hntr

        Ill second that…. I cant legitimately pass your words of wisdom, at least today, in command form, to my girlfriend….

  • poopman

    giggling and farting.

  • 29er

    #22 Haha


    #23 Seriously, Japan — WTF?

    • C-reg

      lol right!

      • meturkeysta

        Who is this chick? Pretty sure this is the second picture I've seen of her doing that.

        • Lebowski

          Asuka Sawamoto

        • mickey mouse

          she's an ex prostitute, exhibitionist, and loves to show off her goods for media attention.


      what the fuck is going on here?? because theyre def not taking pictures on her sandals…

      • John

        You'd get a lot better reception if you would stop linking to that god-awful shit-site. What the hell do you think you're doing?

    • AIShinozaki

      One of those "photographers" is a woman.

  • sjd

    Now I have a machine gun.
    Ho Ho Ho

    • EDD

      Hans…. bubby… IM your white night!!!

    • Jimmy C

      I agree that Die Hard is a great Christmas movie, but the best of all time is A Christmas Story followed by Scrooged.

      • m_ad_04m_ax_

        A Christmas Story thanks forgot about that one classic i triple dog dare you.

      • Interrupting Kanye

        Yo Jimmy C, i'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Home Alone is the greatest Christmas movie of all time … OF ALL TIME!!!

    • Dan

      "No shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!"

  • AstroMikeDexter

    Remember when these motivational pics actually followed the proper (funnier) format? Instead of just being a sentence cut into two different sized fonts in a wide black frame.. nit-picking? Quite possibly.

    • Borky

      Agreed. So many of these just use the format:


      This is a picture of __________

      Not very creative.

    • MikeHawk

      In Full Metal Jacket they sing happy birthday to Jesus. Your arguments are invalid.

  • tralfaz

    #17 That's what happens when someone yells FINISH HER!

    • Jeff

      Sock Her, haha, i get it now. geez, talk about complicated word play. thank god some one spelled it out for me.

  • Iso

    Prehensile penis – wish I had one.

    • Iso

      Sorry – should have added #4

  • iaDF!

    #3 yippee ki-ay motherfucker!

  • Anthony Daugherity

    #11 Not when your penis is showing.

  • urmom

    R.I.P. Dave on Wheels

    • Ha!

      Lol douche.

  • D3AN

    From the mouth of the "gifted". I bust my balls getting what I want, so fuck this quote.

  • tv_paul

    #18 What he's thinking: Oh baby, I'm going to give it to you so gooooodddd.
    What she's thinking: Did I really pick that china pattern, I wondering if I can return it for the other one.

    • DDD

      Doesnt matter, had sex…

  • bob

    #25 that cheap knockoff sword will bend or break after about the 2nd zombie.
    get yourself a good baseball bat with a 10" nail. good for 1000 zombies.

  • TheFrontier

    #8 Nail on the head!

  • Lebowski


    Asuka Sawamoto

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