It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (25 Photos)

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  • Jdub ottawa

    #1. Learned that one from Scrooge mcduck back in the day.

    • me...bn

      OH SHIT!!! SLOW DOWN!!!

  • Ttp

    There can be only one first!

    • Alex

      Ohhhh, too late, Daniel-san

    • Silver Medal guy

      And it isn't you. Loser.

    • Jeff

      Epic fail

      • black27696

        Is it 2006?

  • Silver Medal guy

    Not First

  • Peter

    #13…annnnnd everyone else without some form of eating disorder

    • Underbaker

      Jack Sprats place after the divorce, the restraining order just wasn't enough.

  • SuperiorTo8

    #16 Theres beer in this photo..?

    • McBeastie666

      not only is there beer, but there is also a Simpsons joke in there too.

      • Terwilliger

        After prohibition was lifted in Springfield.

    • Yerp

      I guess it's not the solution to duckface.

  • Jake

    I should be studying.

  • whyme1973

    #16 So much truth.

  • Mitch

    #13 and bewbs. It keeps out bewbs. Fail.

  • jimctu
  • suck me dry

    suck me

    • Yerp

      I feel like you're not putting in the effort anymore SMD, and that makes me sad.

      • whale hntr

        Ill second that…. I cant legitimately pass your words of wisdom, at least today, in command form, to my girlfriend….

  • poopman

    giggling and farting.

  • 29er

    #22 Haha

  • hugh.m@rshall.us

    #23 Seriously, Japan — WTF?

    • C-reg

      lol right!

      • meturkeysta

        Who is this chick? Pretty sure this is the second picture I've seen of her doing that.

        • Lebowski

          Asuka Sawamoto

        • mickey mouse

          she's an ex prostitute, exhibitionist, and loves to show off her goods for media attention.

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      what the fuck is going on here?? because theyre def not taking pictures on her sandals…
      http://www.realsports247.com

      • John

        You'd get a lot better reception if you would stop linking to that god-awful shit-site. What the hell do you think you're doing?

    • AIShinozaki

      One of those "photographers" is a woman.

  • sjd

    #3
    Now I have a machine gun.
    Ho Ho Ho

    • EDD

      Hans…. bubby… IM your white night!!!

    • Jimmy C

      I agree that Die Hard is a great Christmas movie, but the best of all time is A Christmas Story followed by Scrooged.

      • m_ad_04m_ax_

        A Christmas Story thanks forgot about that one classic i triple dog dare you.

      • Interrupting Kanye

        Yo Jimmy C, i'm really happy for you, and imma let you finish, but Home Alone is the greatest Christmas movie of all time … OF ALL TIME!!!

    • Dan

      "No shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza!"

  • AstroMikeDexter

    Remember when these motivational pics actually followed the proper (funnier) format? Instead of just being a sentence cut into two different sized fonts in a wide black frame.. nit-picking? Quite possibly.

    • Borky

      Agreed. So many of these just use the format:

      ___________

      This is a picture of __________

      Not very creative.

    • MikeHawk

      In Full Metal Jacket they sing happy birthday to Jesus. Your arguments are invalid.

  • tralfaz

    #17 That's what happens when someone yells FINISH HER!

    • Jeff

      Sock Her, haha, i get it now. geez, talk about complicated word play. thank god some one spelled it out for me.

  • Iso

    Prehensile penis – wish I had one.

    • Iso

      Sorry – should have added #4

  • iaDF!

    #3 yippee ki-ay motherfucker!

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.daugherity Anthony Daugherity

    #11 Not when your penis is showing.

  • urmom

    R.I.P. Dave on Wheels

    • Ha!

      Lol douche.

  • D3AN

    #1
    From the mouth of the "gifted". I bust my balls getting what I want, so fuck this quote.

  • tv_paul

    #18 What he's thinking: Oh baby, I'm going to give it to you so gooooodddd.
    What she's thinking: Did I really pick that china pattern, I wondering if I can return it for the other one.

    • DDD

      Doesnt matter, had sex…

  • bob

    #25 that cheap knockoff sword will bend or break after about the 2nd zombie.
    get yourself a good baseball bat with a 10" nail. good for 1000 zombies.

  • TheFrontier

    #8 Nail on the head!

  • Lebowski

    #23

    Asuka Sawamoto

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