Nobody said dating Michael Myers was easy (12 HQ Photos)

Just received this from one of our awesome Canadian Chivettes....

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  • Will

    #8, #10

    That's it, Chivettes are officially the greatest thing ever invented. Sorry, double-stick tape.

    • Pedros_Rooster

      #10 might be one of the finest pics of a Chivette ever.

      • _DoC_

        :Looks around office: *Ziiiiiiip*…."Mmmm"

        • DaveS

          haha soooo creepy

        • shashahhh

          hahaha so awesome…need more than 1 thumbs up

    • _DoC_

      Also, we need a "Suds Sunday"

      • Benadocious

        yeahh budday!!!

    • ryan

      I just put a hole through my desk

    • double sided tape

      My life is over!

    • French Montana

      who is the lucky bastard taking the photo?

      • urriah

        imagine the scene after O_o

      • Hand of Fate

        I wondered the same thing! Guy friend, or girl friend? lol.

      • http://facebook.com/chasingsparrows Kait

        It's called auto-timer.

    • https://www.facebook.com/bob.geiger.12 Bob Geiger

      Moar!

  • Devon

    Something tells me #10 is going to be making the rounds on the internet today

    • Blah

      My question is….. Who is taking the pictures??

      • Hand of Fate

        Same question I had!

      • http://facebook.com/chasingsparrows Kait

        Umm.. auto-timer?

    • SOhioChiver

      Holy Shit what a body!

      • hqchiver

        Yea, he must work out.

    • Bud

      Think about this… These pics are all really funny out of context but they raise so many questions. What were the events that spurred these? Boredom? Who is taking the pictures? And why doesn't this guy care if this person taking them sees her naked? It could be a timer sure but that means even more setup was involved. Which takes me back to why? Were they taken specifically for the chive? Or were they taken for creepyfetishes.com? I'm not hating, just curious.

      • theapprentice10

        I'm betting she took position, he set the camera and jumped in behind her.

        • Scuba_Steve33

          You said "jumped in behind her" haha <SNORK>

          • CaptainAwesome

            Excellent use of 'snork'

  • Lexi

    #6

    Watching John on True Blood, nice touch

    • 29er

      I didn't notice the tv

      • Justin Cider

        'cuse your not gay

        • hugh.m@rshall.us

          'cuse
          'CUSE
          'CUSE

          Also "your", but y'know… 'CUSE

  • Andojs

    #10 nice…

  • Hmm

    Damn she's hot

  • DisNinjaSeen

    Find HER!!!
    That lucky motherf….

    • Question_Mark_

      MOAR Chivette!

    • uplim

      Arguably, she has already been "found" since she submitted this entire post to TheChive. I don't think you understand how Find Her works….

    • KC10

      I believe you meant MOAR!

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      olivia dunkley?

  • CallMeMaybe

    God damn it Mac! Just take off the mask already.

  • Tom

    #10 Can't get posted enough.

    • admitit

      whore

      • rAs

        Douche

      • From_The_Hip

        Go home mom. You are drunk.

  • ASDF HJKL

    Like #10 , I'd totally kill it from behind.

    • Big Dick McGee

      No, no, no you wouldn't

      • Bud

        Well, not him but this guy he knows

    • HatBomb

      Well said.

    • Yawa Kile

      Correction; I'd totally DO it from behind…

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #10 FML

  • NorCal420

    #5 made me laugh

    • Underbaker

      After 21 years of marriage I still stare at my wife's bewbs when she shows them, so something wrong here with MM.

    • steph

      By "laugh" do you mean "aroused"?

      • NorCal420

        "maybe"

    • hus

      made me horny !

    • Patti

      funny cause it's true!

  • Tillman61

    #6 #10 Michael is doing really well for himself.

  • PeteG

    Oh dear lord . . . this is one of the funniest things I think I've ever seen.

  • BigDave

    That answers the question: "Who do I have to kill to eff her?"

  • Jonny Isles

    #10 Jaw hit the floor.

    • allchivettesare

      whores gonna whore.

  • 617Chiver

    Wow…might be the hottest Chivette I've seen in a long, long time!

  • #387

    I do not own a Michael Myers mask, but if #10 then I will spend every dime I have to obtain one!

    • adum

      I'm sure a rubber mask with hair is more affordable than you're making it sound

      • HatBomb

        That's the problem, he doesn't have very many dimes… Might be another thing preventing him from getting a piece like that.

  • the canadian

    where do all these chivettes live in canada. 😦

    • Guest

      Just north of the USA

  • 29er

    Lucky bastard.

    • jbcrazylife

      agreed!

  • m.c.

    Breaking news – Chivette wins the internet. Film of #10 at 11.

  • 29er

    #8 is hilarious.

    • josh

      I think he's standing on a cooler. Short Jason has issues.

    • Notknowing

      I spat my cookies out laughing at this one.

  • rob

    Brother and Sister – EWWWWWWW

    • MonkeyMadness

      It doesn't say that this hottie is his sister. Have you ever seen the movies?

      • rob

        I know! That is what sarcasm is all about!

        • HatBomb

          No, it's not. Sorry dude.

        • matt

          sheldon?

    • truefact

      chivers are Inbreds.

  • Poster child

    Fucking awesome good work

  • Nick

    Epic Win

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    #10 just because we need more #10

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