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Random Halloween facts so you don’t look like an uneducated doofus at your Halloween party (20 Photos)

October 30, 2012 | In: Facts, Funny, Holidays, Interesting, Mind Blowing, Random

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  • RUhigh

    #20 Thanks for clearing that up Chive! I always thought it was because the guy's dick didn't work.

  • SierraGolf

    #20 I thought they got the idea from A Christmas Story…

  • SierraGolf

    #5 What is this trying to say exactly??

  • Bryan Vickers

    You dont say

  • Bryan Vickers

    #20 you dont say

  • neilbolt

    #20 – was originally titles "The Babysitter Murders" but they changed the name because they cut the budget and had to have the movie take place in one night. Budget cuts are also the reason the Mask is a painted William Shatner mask, it was the cheapest mask they could find and white paint filmed well.

  • James

    #20 i have a real fact about that movie. there was no blood used in the entire film. go and watch it and you'll see there is not blood in the entire movie.

  • Jawbone

    #20 NO SHIT?!?! I thought a thousand monkeys at a thousand fucking typewriters came up with it.

  • MeisterMon

    #7 Not this year! Unless you are dressing up as a tropical storm!!

    What, too soon?

  • Leah

    #20 You don't say.

  • Kato

    #5 So that's what we call it nowadays… "candy".

  • natasha

    cool post…but i was dissapointed to learn that Ron Wallace and his pumpking did NOT come from oregon….sadly since thats where i live….he's actually from rhode island???? darn!

  • Fish

    #5 – How the fuck does candy happen? As far as I'm aware, candy is not a verb.

  • Josef_Sommer

    my classmate's mother-in-law makes $72 every hour on the computer. She has been fired from work for 8 months but last month her check was $21604 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more try37.coℳ

  • tjo55555

    #2 DAMN

  • Canucks_Rule

    #20 – thanks chive, almost missed that one. lol.

    bc chivers/chivettes, see below.
    - http://twitter.com/KCCOVancity
    - unofficial meetup 11/24/12 -> http://tinyurl.com/9l5xl2r

  • zTom

    #18
    I thought that Mitch Hedberg's metal band was called "Injured".

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