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Random Halloween facts so you don’t look like an uneducated doofus at your Halloween party (20 Photos)

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  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #2 Trick me ,Treat me..Fuckin A…

    • 29er

      Fact, for Halloween girls don't dress up, they dress down.

    • Notknowing

      Tricks cost money….if you're the 'John'.

  • Hunter

    #20 mind = blown

    • Mike

      Same here. I didn't believe it at first. But I just finished doing the research. And Its True!

      • wyatt

        cite it or it didn't happen

    • Logan

      nooooo waaaaaaay

    • Im_confused

      But why did they go with that name? Doesn't make sense…

    • NorCal420

      I hear that there may be a few sequels that are also named after said holiday

      • Mation

        I still don't believe it.

    • JP Freely

      “THIS LOOKS SHOPPED / I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.”

    • Fun_Fact

      It was named on the script as "The Babysitter Murders"

      • guest

        sarcasm (ˈsɑːkæzəm)

        — n
        1. mocking, contemptuous, or ironic language intended to convey scorn or insult
        2. the use or tone of such language

        [C16: from Late Latin sarcasmus, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to rend the flesh, from sarx flesh]

        Collins English Dictionary – Complete & Unabridged 10th Edition
        2009 © William Collins Sons & Co. Ltd. 1979, 1986 © HarperCollins
        Publishers 1998, 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2009
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        • Gonasiphaherpalitis

          I see your sarcasm (ˈsɑːkæzəm) and raise you a Casey Kasem.

    • BWaecker

      I need to go re-think my life….

    • guest

      all this time… i had no idea the two were even REMOTELY related! thank you chive!

    • aosdns

      I've heard about the year "1978".

      This checks out.

    • Yes

      Genius!!!!

  • justChive

    93% of candy "happens" ???? WTF does that mean Mac?!?

    • Mac

      It just happens idk figure it out.

      • adMANistrator

        I believe you.

      • a-nom

        YOU BROKE THE FIFTH WALL!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

      • FunKiller

        I get it, I mean it's candy….and it just happens…….I get it.

    • JRod

      What's not to understand, It means 7% of candy "doesn't happen"

    • Yoselahonda

      Candy is a verb?

      • YesItIs

        Anything can be a verb as long as you believe hard enough.

      • deezus

        you can candy something

    • Ouboet

      Suddenly… Candy.

  • Stick

    #2
    Don't forget 'souling'.

  • whyme1973

    #2 Whatever you say, lovlies.
    #14 Lucky Kitties.

  • Cam Newton

    #5 so when does the other 7% of candy "happen"?

    • FunKiller

      On the other 364 days of the year.

      • joe

        ^ genius!!!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Probably Valentines Day

    • 6655321

      I think a better question is what it means to candy?

  • McBoogerballs

    #20 you don't say?!

    • The Village Idiot

      Yeah shit,.. I never connected the dots until now!

  • Takingbackcider

    #17 Scariest thing about Halloween is the amount of lads who crossdress. o.0

    • Gramma Nazi

      "number" of lads. It's a countable noun, don't you know?

  • Alex

    #20 No way!

    • ChivetteHeather

      Never would have guessed!

  • listen lady

    #7 Not this year…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Here ya go: #8

    • dutch

      too soon?

    • Big Joe

      Oh Christ! Don't get that sup par guy started!

  • Johnny

    i feel dumber after these facts, but at least girls will still be dressing like sluts

  • Trav1121

    #6 Another of the Hoff's favorite holidays is 'BUUUUURRRRRGGGGGGEEEERRRSSS!' True story.

    • ItsRightHereRay

      i laughed way too hard when reading that

  • Jason

    95% of all stats are made up

    • Harvey Birdman

      50% of statistics are wrong, which means this isn't right, or that

  • Alex

    #5 Didn't know candy "happened." I was under the assumption that it was created and sold.

  • ChivingAttorney

    #4 It's not the dressing up but instead "fraudulently pretending" but all in all it is real AL Code 13A-14-4

    • Kodos

      The only Halloween where I dressed up as a priest, I 'sinned' most egregiously…

      … seems legit

    • Toxic

      If that's the case they should all be locked up.

  • kevguy

    #20 no shit

  • cantcme

    #7
    Might want to bring a snorkel this year.

  • KCJake

    #20 Get outta town!

  • Mother Pus Bucket

    #14 – Titty Kitties

    • Pedros_Rooster

      #14 Own a black cat = good…cross your path = bad. How the hell does that not happen every day.

  • alex

    #19 The shrunken head version

  • Almoney13

    #20 Ya don't say…

  • http://www.toobeaucoup.net gimme gimme

    I like tricks with treats
    #2

  • Larry

    #20 I call bullshit

    • Canucks_Rule

      i second!!

  • newtex

    #20 has a grammatical/spelling error.
    Not sure what to think about #5.

    • Bob

      #20 is fine, you are confusing its with it's.

      It's is a contraction for it is or it has
      Its indicates possessive.

      • newtex

        Ah, they changed it. Originally it said, "acquired it's name".

  • Irish Chive

    #17 I did not know this!

    • IrishWolfhound

      Don't know if being sarcastic or actually that fuckin stupid.

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