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October 31, 2012 |
In: Animals, Funny, Owned
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#9 This guy's already half trained! No shame in that.
At least it was in the tub and not on the carpet.
he steals Louis CK's material too
1-800-KILL-A-CAT. Operators are standing by.
I was wondering if you were hiring?!?!?
i agree, fuck Cats!!!!
bad pets are because of bad pet owners! If you didn't clean the litter box and left old litter in there for decades I'd probably pee and poop ANYWHERE else but there too!
Speaking from experience, cats don't just pee & poop outside the litter box because it is dirty, they do it because they are vengeful attention whores.
mine used to shit under the table, had to put a litter box there to get them to stop
Nine time is the charm!
#3 Awesomely awkward
I have a cat that does the same thing. Even in front of company!
Perhaps you should stop displaying cat porn on your TV and laptop.
My cat's good about shitting in the litter box, but then he likes to pull it out while I'm at work and bat it around the floor. Sick bastard.
omg that made me laugh so hard.
#17 I have gone through 8 pairs!!
Too bad it's ineffective. Most dogs look like they are sorry, but cats have no shame and are probably proud of what they've done. The honey badgers of the domesticated animal world.
That never gets old!
Exactly. Most of these cats couldn't give a fuck about your shit signs.
#16 haha. honestly I don't think that's entirely the cat's fault. Look before you sit.
Best cat post ever!
Funny. I enjoyed.
only problem is that cats are unable to feel shame
those were my thoughts exactly :S they don't give a fuck lol
Ahhh cats, slowly trying to take over the world. Only problem is, there too lazy to actually put any plan into motion. At least that's what I think about my two cats.
*they're (I know, but I couldn't fucking resist)
Sorry, sorry, I realized my mistake after I made it. Thanks for the correction.
You son of a bitch. Haw dare you
#25 Jesus, those eyes are evil and mesmerizing
cats can suck me dry
I guess you like teeth…
I guess you have a cat mouth sized penis.
And not a single fuck was given by any of these felines.
#11 You need to get your life together man
#1 Take a hint, your socks smell like shit.
probably pissed off about the house being a mess
Seriously, you can't even close a fucking drawer?
No kidding. I'm surprised there was a clean shirt to begin with!
Serves you right for buying Apple-Crap!
This is great. My cat just ate through the second MacBook Pro power supply.. He should feel shame
I bet that's really going to put a hamper on writing your novel at Starbucks while wearing skinny jeans and thick-rimmed glasses.
Bad kitty, they're like $100.. the only thing it's putting a hamper on using is using it on my coffee table while wearing pjs. Not everyone with a Mac is a douche. Frig
You should run 600V through it next time.
Stop enabling your small devil-beasts #22 and #25
Had a cat that did this, found out she had Feline Leukemia, take it to the vet!
Often they do this because they've been de-clawed and the texture of the litter bothers they're paws, try a softer litter.
Their* I'm so embarrassed
Oh there is a reason. And it's usually because the box is not clean or you don't have enough boxes. My cats let me know when the box needs changing when I see them start to eye my comforter like it's looking more of an attractive place to take a dump than in their gross litter box…sigh. Keep a clean box and try different kinds of litter. Then it will get better!
My girlfriend used to practically fumigate the litter box with air freshener almost as soon as my cat would poop in it. (And it's a self cleaning box.) It scared the cat so much she stopped using the litter box, and started going under our bed. Now I have to keep two litter boxes, because my cat will still pee in the self cleaning box, but will only poop in the other one.
And now she's my EX-girlfriend.
When I poop next to the toilet, I usually blame it on being drunk. Maybe I should get tested for Leukemia?
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#3 That can be "fixed"…
Halloween Hump Day and we get cat posts. What the Fuck?
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