Now it’s the cats turn to be shamed (25 Photos)

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Via Cat-shaming

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  • Steph

    #9 This guy's already half trained! No shame in that.

    • MonkeyMadness

      At least it was in the tub and not on the carpet.

    • joe shabadoo

      he steals Louis CK's material too

  • r1rider


  • Meh

    1-800-KILL-A-CAT. Operators are standing by.

    • alex w.

      i agree, fuck Cats!!!!

    • SFA

      bad pets are because of bad pet owners! If you didn't clean the litter box and left old litter in there for decades I'd probably pee and poop ANYWHERE else but there too!

      • negative nancy

        Speaking from experience, cats don't just pee & poop outside the litter box because it is dirty, they do it because they are vengeful attention whores.

        • Jack Wagon

          mine used to shit under the table, had to put a litter box there to get them to stop

    • Meh 2

      Nine time is the charm!

    • fucked


    • Shepard Wong

      I was wondering if you were hiring?!?!?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #3 Awesomely awkward

    • sfb101

      I have a cat that does the same thing. Even in front of company!

      • MylesofStyles

        Perhaps you should stop displaying cat porn on your TV and laptop.

  • Pokes

    My cat's good about shitting in the litter box, but then he likes to pull it out while I'm at work and bat it around the floor. Sick bastard.

    • Lauren

      omg that made me laugh so hard.

  • Scott Roberts

    #17 I have gone through 8 pairs!!

  • nodon

    Too bad it's ineffective. Most dogs look like they are sorry, but cats have no shame and are probably proud of what they've done. The honey badgers of the domesticated animal world.

    • Guz

      Exactly. Most of these cats couldn't give a fuck about your shit signs.

    • AssClown

      • nodon

        That never gets old!

  • Anonymous

    #16 haha. honestly I don't think that's entirely the cat's fault. Look before you sit.

  • Dyno

    Best cat post ever!

  • Thisguy

    Funny. I enjoyed.

  • Froman

    only problem is that cats are unable to feel shame

    • Chazz_B

      those were my thoughts exactly :S they don't give a fuck lol

  • Dan

    Ahhh cats, slowly trying to take over the world. Only problem is, there too lazy to actually put any plan into motion. At least that's what I think about my two cats.

    • sfb101


      • MylesofStyles

        *they're (I know, but I couldn't fucking resist)

    • Dan

      Sorry, sorry, I realized my mistake after I made it. Thanks for the correction.

      • Jack Wagon

        You son of a bitch. Haw dare you

  • Andrew Snyder

    #25 Jesus, those eyes are evil and mesmerizing

    • Smooth_moves


  • suck me dry

    cats can suck me dry

    • sfb101

      I guess you like teeth…

    • MylesofStyles

      I guess you have a cat mouth sized penis.

  • Darrell

    And not a single fuck was given by any of these felines.

  • fucked

    #11 You need to get your life together man

  • MonkeyMadness

    #1 Take a hint, your socks smell like shit.

  • rob

    probably pissed off about the house being a mess

    • Ari

      No kidding. I'm surprised there was a clean shirt to begin with!

    • Homer

      Serves you right for buying Apple-Crap!

    • jake


    • Unfkngblvbl

      Seriously, you can't even close a fucking drawer?

  • Rick

    This is great. My cat just ate through the second MacBook Pro power supply.. He should feel shame

    • MylesofStyles

      You should run 600V through it next time.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Good kitty.

    • toodles

      I bet that's really going to put a hamper on writing your novel at Starbucks while wearing skinny jeans and thick-rimmed glasses.

      • Rick

        Bad kitty, they're like $100.. the only thing it's putting a hamper on using is using it on my coffee table while wearing pjs. Not everyone with a Mac is a douche. Frig

  • 617Chiver

    Stop enabling your small devil-beasts #22 and #25

  • rob

    Had a cat that did this, found out she had Feline Leukemia, take it to the vet!

    • SFA

      Oh there is a reason. And it's usually because the box is not clean or you don't have enough boxes. My cats let me know when the box needs changing when I see them start to eye my comforter like it's looking more of an attractive place to take a dump than in their gross litter box…sigh. Keep a clean box and try different kinds of litter. Then it will get better!

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      When I poop next to the toilet, I usually blame it on being drunk. Maybe I should get tested for Leukemia? :o

    • Taco

      Often they do this because they've been de-clawed and the texture of the litter bothers they're paws, try a softer litter.

      • Taco

        Their* I'm so embarrassed

    • gallowaycreations

      My girlfriend used to practically fumigate the litter box with air freshener almost as soon as my cat would poop in it. (And it's a self cleaning box.) It scared the cat so much she stopped using the litter box, and started going under our bed. Now I have to keep two litter boxes, because my cat will still pee in the self cleaning box, but will only poop in the other one.

      And now she's my EX-girlfriend.

  • joo croo

    bad kitty

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  • WileEOne

    #3 That can be "fixed"…

  • From_The_Hip

    Halloween Hump Day and we get cat posts. What the Fuck?

    • Solitaire

      Apparently you've never heard of october fools day. The chive is branching out, first- pintrest for men, now- unofficial holidays. Who knows what's next.

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