Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

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  • El_Hefe


    goddamnit…. still would!

    • PNB

      I was beginning to wonder when she was going to show up again. She's oddly hot and one of my favorite memes.

      • Underbaker

        So how hared would it be to convince her that your brains are in your pants?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Damn right I wouldn't hesitate either…I'm morbidly curious at how she would react to an orgasm face

      • Rob

        I think that's her O-face.

        • Per

          C'mon guys, don't stick your dick in crazy. It never ends well….

          • Dan

            Then you'd NEVER get laid.

            • MonkeyMadness

              No truer words ever spoken.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Pretty cool she can make fun of herself though

    • moose_nutz

      With the makeup on and all.

      • sean

        Especially with the makeup.

    • NorCal420

      not gunna lie… i would, then would go back for seconds. crazy eyes and all.

    • Mattman

      I see another meme with her. Something along the lines of Clingy girlfriend is so clingy she comes back from the dead to be with you.

    • WistfulD

      For some reason, this makes me want a BJ from her even more.

  • Otto


    Just made me throw up in my mouth, I do not want to live on this planet anymore

    • hipsterqueen

      It's obvious those people are using Apple maps and as a consequence got lost and stranded in the woods, they're checking if they have any signal. Relax.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I'd be willing to overcome my sense of becoming a Dinosaur (a relic with my handwritten notebooks) for the sake of the new generation's embrace of amazing technology
      …….if I didn't remember all the Games my classmates played on their T-81 Calculators during Class when I was in middleschool.

    • George Zip

      Fuck you; it's a class, and those are school-issued iPads.

      • Chooch

        Hey georgie boy, "school-issued" = funded by your tax money. And the schools will complain they are under funded while they buy unnecessary over priced shit like this.

        • sean

          Usually when schools have Apple products, they were donated or funded by third-parties. just sayin :P

    • I'm Awesome

      they're using them to watch the solar eclipse so that they don't burn their retinas

    • JHL1

      Why? Because students are using current technology?

    • TrainDr101

      It's the new breed of dorks.

    • Daniel Tosh

      this is stupid, some schools in my area want to buy iPads for the students so they can benefit more from technology. Later we are going to hear "stop it with the education cuts, we need money"

    • Chooch

      Hipsters getting in touch with nature.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #34 Please stop posting this troll and her beast of a mother. It's truly upsetting…

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm tired of see posts about her too. I feel sorry for the girl, she's just a kid, it's her family that's messed up.

    • RectalGlaucoma

      The losers on this show are giving inbreds a bad reputation!

    • Yeah

      Keep posting everything about this family. It makes me feel like my life is worth it.

    • JITTS

      I know your secret….Verbal

    • Angry Smitty

      What is this crap called? Rednexploitation?

    • notawittyname

      well normally i'd agree, i actually found this one quite funny

      • Anakrusix

        It gave me cancer.

        • notawittyname

          it's an ironic philosophical pop culture meme, i accept that it's not for everyone

  • world of woner

    #5, #6

    Imagine the last thing you ever see is a KCCO copter being piloted by BFM….

    • OFDHockey

      Game Over!

    • Rhomboid

      Except it's not an attack helicopter.

      • Anon

        The pilot in #6 is a ah-1w super cobra pilot, that thing brings heat, an it's the last thing that a lot of people see

        • Coob19

          Yea whoever said it wasn't an attack helicopter is a moron. This is from WTI, dirty south. A buddy had these made out in Yuma

          • dave

            I don't know about the pilot in #6, but the comment was that it was not an attack helicopter. The helicopter in #5 is a UH-60 more commonly referred to as a black hawk. UH stands for Utility helicopter and is sure as hell not an attack helicopter.

            • Chiveon

              put a guy with a gun in it and consider it an attack heli. Done.

    • Boobman

      #12 #16 and #21 made late DAR worth it!!

    • alwaysthatguy

      I could die happy

    • Nobody

      Mind, literally blown….

  • toby


    Not a conventional end to the DAR, but a damn fine choice

    • bdg

      Suck it Trebek!!!!!!!!!

    • freddy boy

      I see Sean getting really old and this, thank you Chive, is such a shot in my energy cells of admiration – for the man.

      • GI Joe

        The bar was set very high from the get go….Well played Mr. Bond……

    • falacer

      Still the best Bond EVER!

    • Nick702

      I just read all these replies in a Sean Connery voish.

    • Al Bondigas

      Sean fucking Connery

    • deep_south

      I like his style, but feel it would have been better to go with a softer shoe. That's gonna hurt like hell when she slings it at him.

    • Sam

      Like a BOSS!

      • JHL1

        No… Like a BOND!

        • mrblonde

          That is why he is the best Bond

      • Angry Smitty


        Beat me to it.

    • Notknowing

      Well played, Bond, well played.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      "Bond……….James fucking Bond"

    • Glenn

      SHEXSHY! (in a Scottish brogue)

  • josh

    almost first

    • Tim?

      No one cares.

  • blah balh


  • Verbal_Kint

    #16 I'm 100% sure I would lick that butt… Holy cow…

    • Orukal

      The original has the same backdoor, but the waist is slimmed up in this one. The original also has a chain behind her at waist level that was shopped out along with some waist, but really, who's looking there, anyway?

    • unoit

      i would bite her balloon knot….

    • ChiveryIsntDead

      I'd eat a trail of her ass kabobs just to see where they came from!

    • Im_B4TM4N

      totally shopped

    • ezzz

      Gawd damn right that is one unreal fine ass!…eat that first

      • Anonymous

        It would probably take you a year to lick it all.

    • WileEOne

      used to lick these things all the way down the middle #16… wait, I meant #50

    • rawsker

      Delta Bravo

    • Anus Licker

      I did and it was delicious!!

    • #387

      I would eat 100 feet of her turds….But I bet her turds are sweet like #50

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Doesn't matter, still gross.

  • kdddd

    #49 worth a late DAR

    • Pikesville

      Hell yea, want to squeeze that outer labia like a mofo…

    • jumping jehosaphat

      She's got me jumping like a sidewalk crack.

    • AlabamaHighTest

      I'm down for some MOAR!

    • Cannonball

      My thoughts exactly.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #3 Nightmares for years! #12 You make up for it..

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Oh and #16 helps too…

  • Ph3nom3non

    #8 Meg!!!!

    • Daniel Tosh

      just another wannabe internet model who wants to be famous, who actually thinks people give a shit in the things she says but really we only care about the boobies.

      • Jeremys Iron

        Dear Troll: get fucked. That is all.

        • Chasito Bandito

          It does seem a bit harsh to say, but Tosh is right. I love this website soooo much, but it really does provide a false sense of fame to girls like this. That being said… she's is way too hot to be showing so little skin-revealing pictures.

          • http://twitter.com/meaghanjameson @meaghanjameson


            • Daintyhunchback

              I'll make you famous! I haves camera, and this company where I find work for up and coming actresses! Just have a seat on my couch!

              But seriously, you're beautiful!

        • Daniel Tosh

          thanks for the good wishes

    • Forest

      Meaghan is back! WOOHOO!!! Where have you been? The DAR hasn't been nearly as happy a place with you away.

      • sorry, but..

        Im sure she's a nice girl and all, but unless her and the other Meg are going to start doing something a little more creative than submitting the same pose in a different shirt, they are not DAR worthy.

        • cresser01

          seriously? Please refer to last Friday's DAR. If that's not "DAR Worthy" Idk what is

    • Burlinator

      What a great smile!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #16 Dat ass #5 #6 thank you for your service

    • Im_B4TM4N

      too bad it's shopped

  • BHam69

    #16 Its so beautiful.

    • Justin Cider

      Onion ass made my eyes water!

      • jaydreggs

        It is shopped, not by much but they made it look more defined than it really is. All in all even the un-shopped ass is nice.

    • Child Please

      If this is shopped I'm gonna be pissed. I fear this ass is too good to be true.

      • I think it is

        yeah its shopped, look at the line around the right cheek, then compare it to the line down the rest of her backside. one very nice area is extremely crisp compared to the rest.

        • Dr_StrangePants

          The fact that this is a white woman should of been a clue.

  • JohnD

    #12 Those are beautiful!

    • RooFeeOOO

      Part of me really wanted her to be a porn star so I can see more, but the other part wanted her to be the sweet girl next door so I could pretend I could have a chance with her.

    • J_Ace

      Need i say, MOAR?

    • http://twitter.com/DanielEvans24 @DanielEvans24

      That is Kristin Ferry. She's from Los Banos, California.She's lost a lot of weight from her modeling pictures you can find online. She looks great now & she looked great then too. Beautiful girl!

      • hater

        Googled her. Check out the dude in her fbook profile pics. Respect plummeted. Good for hot pictures, little else.

    • What_Tha

      Nice tits too.

    • Roger

      ALL of that is beautiful!

  • hubby


    I have not heard her drop an f bomb since we had our first kid


    • Kyle

      Why do you keep the computer in the kitchen?

      • Aaron

        Kyle's response was the funniest comment I have read all week. Awesome.

    • Notknowing

      but this pic does paint some truth.

      • Justin Cider

        I love it when she talks dirty

    • Kodos

      Clearly a keeper, sir.

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Couldn't have said it better myself.

  • Burlinator

    #41 MOAR! (Please.)

    • mopar_man

      Yes! More! Please!

    • Captain

      Pretty please !

    • desertsteel

      Holy mother of all that is righteous…..thank you!

      • Bobob

        Yes please moar!!!

        • Chipper

          Special feature on this one please!!!

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #24 My pants have been waiting one hour to go crazy. Finally, that hour has arrived.

    • The Woim

      Isn't this the same chick that got knocked over by the wave in the GIF a few days ago? Nice.

    • Mark

      She is perfect.

  • back2worknow
    • Verbal_Kint

      Both, actually. We'll that's me anyway…

  • m.c.

    late!!! i kcco.

    • m.c.

      also… #17 STILL hot

  • Kodos


    You are forgiven.

    • Yup

      Who is she ? MOAR

      • http://twitter.com/DanielEvans24 @DanielEvans24

        Kristin Ferry

  • Verbal_Kint

    #52 Like a Bond….

    • guy

      50 no's and a yeshh means yeshh.

  • Jackmerious


    • Yerp

      Then why the fuck are you here??

    • mittenchivin

      Well one person thinks theChive sucks, while the entire Chive Nation thinks you're a DOUCHE

    • desertsteel

      and apparently so do you.

    • Verbal_Kint

      Thanks for dropping by to express your opinion… We appreciate the constructive feedback. Incidentally, you can kindly go fuck yourself.

      • AssBag

        Not so constructive.

    • cels0_o

      Obvious troll is obvious

    • Chooch

      You call your mom "The Chive" too?

    • kbutt

      Not to worry jack the "gay" chive is comming soon.

  • notawittyname

    #23 i have a sudden urge to play katamari

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I had the urge to play Frogger.

      • m.c.

        ^ this guy wins. read my mind.

  • JohnD

    I propose a new gap. The space on #21 back where the bra does not touch her spine because she has tone back muscles

    • Team C


      I doubt they make much of a sound.

      • kbizzle

        I propose the New Gap of the Gap between her butt cheeks when it outstretched like so.

      • JohnD

        Yes, correct. Typos are the downfall of all of us.

    • Roger

      I approve this message.

  • Lyra

    #14 Even his hat thinks he's a tosser.

    • Yuppp

      I'm still amazed that people like this ass.

      • The Woim

        #2 ultimate tosser ass hat.

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