Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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    #31 honey boo bitch

    • ZZZeb

      fucking white trash

      • Sean

        Maybe the show should be called "Bad Parenting 101"

    • blouez

      even pedobear won't hit that

    • Nick

      she actually looks like a troll

    • Kodos

      time to call in the air strike

    • URnotSancho

      that family, and the producers of the show need to be hit by a bus

      • ZachBob

        Several buses. Followed by 35 big rigs. And a nuclear bomb just big enough to wipe out 2 or 3 city blocks.

        • TheAndychrist

          *small enough*

    • hqchiver

      hulk smash

      • Dan

        kill it! kill it with a flamethrower before it spreads!

        • ♥♠♦♣♪

          She reminds me of an ogre

          • mike

            why you insult ogres? Ogres are nice people

    • Pretty Smile

      American Gollum……

      • Jen

        whats worse, HBB or Kim Kardashian???

        • davo

          al quada should bomb the studio that decided to make this show. then we would all love them!!

  • hater

    #33. Stupid sexy Flanders.

    • Jean K. Jean

      Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all! NOTHING AT ALL!

      • Justin Cider

        I have the weirdest boner right now

        • Jean K. Jean

          Just go with it man.

    • professor

      i read that in Homer's voice ……

    • WileEOne

      I'd totally do dootily do that hey highdly ho

    • JohnD

      That is a great hump!

    • ezp

      Feels like I'm wearing "nothing at all, nothing at all"

    • Jackmerious

      He stole that comment from reddit fyi

      • Yuppp

        Wow, shut up.

      • DooWop

        Or perhaps, he's seen the show…

    • Lboogie13

      I really hope that's a woman under there.

      • Sylvain

        If not then I'm becoming GAY!!!!!

        but I do wish it is a woman =P

      • Tomx569

        If you can't tell that's a woman in that, you need to get laid.

  • Cool guy

    #9 Next time go as Gooooooooogle

    • MattyDeuce

      you have 9 o's…where do we find the girl with 1 breast?!

      • notawittyname

        that's a glass half empty approach to the problem. glass half full says find a girl with 3 boobs.

        • MattyDeuce

          You're right…I could also find a girl with 9 boobs!!

          Or is that just a bit greedy? 😉

          • DaddyD

            Or 3 girls with 3 boobs each

          • Tomx569

            Plastic surgery gone haywire man. She'd be totally off-balanced. All of the sandwiches would be lop-sided and who knows how many dishes she'd break.

    • theotherguy

      She's a CULTURE dammit… not search engine boobs…

      • Gradaddy

        a culture… that stereotyped herself as an inmate

    • mytbean

      so… three normal and one mutant from Total Recall?

  • rucknmaul

    In other news today.

    Corporal Daniel Keighran was awarded the Victoria Cross for Australia today (equivalent of the Congressional Medal of Honor) . As an Aussie Chiver and ex infantryman I hope he never has to buy a beer again.

    • Mick Taylor

      Then again, the Congressional Medal of Honor has been awarded 3,459 times. Until today, the Victoria Cross had only been awarded to Australians on only 98 occasions. Well done, Corporal Keighran!

      • 'Merica

        Congrats! No one has a single fuck to give! Thats 0 fucks ever to date. Exciting stuff!

      • Wait who?

        Was this a shot at the CMH and men who received it? Or did I read into this all wrong? To compare in numbers the size of both forces against the opportunities to demonstrate Valor, followed by a remark such as yours…. Almost reads as though you're saying we give ours out. Again if read wrong by me than I do apologize, but if that were your intentions than Fuck you!

        • Sean

          Nailed it…anyone who gives enough fucks to fight for their country (regardless of country), is man enough to be awesome in my book…

          -Straight Dude

    • Chooch

      Badass

      He should never have to FAP again either.

  • justme

    #28 Only in ‘merica. 🙂

    • Pedo File

      let me just reach in and get my coke

    • Scott

      Must be a really old pic. Only 50 cents for a soda?

    • serp

      perfect costume for a fat kid…

    • Littlet

      I liked it – it also lit up. Top that bitches!

  • Still_Counts

    #13 Kudos to you my friend! So hot! haha KCCO

    • LOLZ

      haha

    • Chunk

      Paula? This must be our beloved Paula.

    • Dizzle

      Anyone else notice his head does not match his body?

    • Snoodle

      Find her!

  • DTF

    Can y'all make a post of men's bulges for the ladies??

    • ozzychiver

      Do you know how I know you're gay…

    • Derpaherp

      theBERRY

    • notawittyname

      I don't think there's a day of the week nicknamed bulgeday, but i could be wrong

    • Sal

      …GTFO!

    • wise

      Can we get a post of the worst suggestions ?

  • Finally

    Niggas! #25

    • laqueefa

      she all like, "um, how 'bout hell no" . then she all like, "hayyyyyyy" [waves hand in front of face].

      • lemonDorito

        Lol, "queef"

    • Anomanom

      Never fuck with a queen!

    • Jen

      oh no she didnt!

  • PiratesFan

    #8 This should end well.

    • notawittyname

      Indeed, I have a feeling JarJar will look good compared to what Disney has planned for us.

      • Jed

        As long as the movies don't come out under the banner Disney it should be fine.

        They haven't fucked up Marvel.

        • Leeks

          Joss Whedon to write and direct please.

      • Chooch

        Can't be any worse than Lucas' own alterations.

    • lowercase mcgee

      Could they really fuck up Star Wars any more than Lucas has? This way we may actually get the original trilogy remastered for Blu-Ray, not the shitty updated versions or the VHS-quality version he begrudgingly released.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #8 nailed it!

    • derp

      nailed what stan?

  • Chocolate fix

    Can we get some pics, specially on hump day, of some yellow bones?? I'd settle for red bones, but the lighter skin the better

  • Jean K. Jean

    #28 Might want to switch to Coke Zero.

    • cheese

      hes a kid. fuck you

      • 'Merica

        No he is a fat kid. Fuck you fat Cheese.

      • Jean K. Jean

        Right, he's a kid. So he should change his habits now so that he won't develop diabetes when he's 20 and die of a heart attack at 40.

    • Littlet

      Geeze leave the kid alone. It was a good costume.

    • Meowmix

      No, because aspartame is disgusting

  • Stubbs

    R.I.P Dave on wheels

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Apparently he got better =/

  • Ouch

    Think that dog got butt boned#19

    • (♠♥♦♣♪

      I hurt myself laughing at this & I cant stop watching its epicness

    • Yeah

      Surprise button sex!

  • saucypants

    #33 stupid sexy Flanders

    • derpmuch?

      repetitive comments are repetitive

      • saucypants

        repetitive comments are repetitive

        • Anshin

          repetitive comments are repetitive

          • Canucks_Rule

            repetitive comments are repetitive.

            • revdic13

              Are repetitive comments repetitive?

              • DaddyD

                Only when they repeat.

                • J_Ace

                  repetitive comments are repetitive

                • KorovaMilkBar

                  DENTAL PLAN

    • jefferz

      Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all….

  • PiratesFan

    #21 It's soccer Greg, it's soccer.

    • ZZZeb

      it's called football you insufferable twit

      • Guest

        It's called futball, twit.

        • Harmonica

          nope its called football like the foot you are kicking the ball with.

          • nonoNO!

            you sock it with your foot, it's called soccer, Greg

            • YesSir

              Who cares, it's a shitty sport anyway.

              • blouez

                damn right because americans suck at it and thinks they are the center of the universe and whatever they say the world should agree

                • had

                  Greatest sport on Earth.

  • notawittyname

    #1 oops, this isn't the train to hogwarts

  • Titays

    can we get a post dedicated to nip slips…

    • DirtNasty

      Can't show NSFW, bro

      • chiveddit

        just go on reddit. that's where 3/4ths of the chive pics are found anyway.

        • Yeah

          Shut up

        • Thoridin58

          So why do you bother to come here?

      • Meowmix

        Just areolas then.

  • Stoopid women poses

    Can we get a dedicated to deductive looks? That would be funny

    • MattyDeuce

      Did you mean seductive, troll? Or are we talking about how they problem solve using deductive reasoning as opposed to inductive reasoning?

      • Robzombie

        I think deductive looks would require a lot of lip biting

        • GGG

          Dat furrowed brow!

    • Yerp

      Go home 'Stoopid women poses' you're drunk.

  • Kinky

    Can we get a post dedicated to banana deepthroating

  • Scandalous

    Can we get a post dedicated to women making out half naked

    • Robzombie

      Can we get a post dedicated to people asking to have a dedicated post?

      • weldsoft

        Done and done!

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    #13 Don't look at his junk, don't look at his junk, don't look at his junk, DAMNIT!

  • Kkk

    Can we get a post dedicated to volleyball players that wear the super short spandex

  • Soup nazi

    Can we get a post of bare ass pics… Like hump day without the underwear

    • angela

      Dude. Go get laid already.

    • chiverX

      no soup for you!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #31 Does this remind anyone of the walking gorilla gif from yesterday? 😛

    • http://stangfreak66.deviantart.com/ erp

      This reminds me of the kid that tried to shove a remote up his ass.

    • Exactly

      That is exactly what I thought! Substitute feces for the pillow and you have a day at the zoo.

    • Kenton

      dude, i scrolled this picture as Thrice – Paper Tigers started playing. Hit the pillow smashes right on time. Should be official ST.

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