Well, that escalated quickly (43 Photos)

  • Sean


  • shnotch juice

    #30 the ONLY one that relates to the title….
    Bob WTF, do you even know what a meme is?

    • shnotch juice

      #39, missed the key.

    • Gerrit

      BTW, what is it with all those people with horses' heads? An american thing?

      • ninja cricket

        That's how Americans actually look. Those other faces are after hours in a make up chair. We're truly descendants of the noble centaur.

        • Laura

          We have a winner!

        • fed

          so Sarah Jessica Parker is your queen?

          • fucked

            No we are a Neighmocracy

  • VoiceOfReason

    #35 would make a great Gif

    • Taco_Depot


    • MonkeyMadness

      It is a gif, you just can't see that kid shitting his pants.

  • Bobbyjones

    #7 Stop taking pictures and put the fire out!

    • derp

      uhh can you see the fire, i think its a lost cause. Tard Cart

    • asifIknow

      controlled burn, training exercise

      • RoadSodas

        I'm sure it is…But still, who does that?? Strapers that's who!

  • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed

    #31 Bitches be crazy.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Aren't they all?

    • tralfaz

      Someone told them to go make a me sammich during the wrong week.

    • Pandemonium

      It was mentioned on another site that this guy whipped out his dick at a feminist rally and this is what happened.

      • Chooch

        which really shows feminist = lesbian

        • http://s1336.photobucket.com/albums/o642/janeyqueen/ teslawasrobbed

          You'd be surprised how many feminists aren't lesbians and more interestingly, how many more lesbians are not feminists.

      • Let'sgoblues

        It was actually a parade for a rape awareness. This man is right on the boarder between funny and just a douche bag.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Is that Mac over there on the right side of the pic?

  • notawittyname

    #20 cracked me up

    • Nick

      Funny … Seems like a lot of risk though for Monopoly money…. 🙂

      • bob

        That's Canadian money, and right now it's worth more than American money

        • SomeAFguy


        • Mr. T

          Last I checked they were equal, buddy.

  • Curious as Hell

    What is #21 and #31 all about?

    • Still Curious

      Are these craigslist people?

    • Bubbles

      guy on #31 decides to show his dick in a feminist rally

      • Darth Helmet

        That's funny shit!

      • jeff ramsey

        if you google man fashes penis at feminest rally – it will show the video of what happened … its hilarious!

        • davo

          femeenist: woman who couldn't find a good man and thus blames all men.

  • Zarpazo

    #22 Someone has a little extra cheese on the taco

    • laqueefa


    • Notme

      Thought is was an omelet

    • WileEOne

      or genital warts…

    • darkSurge

      it's a full on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough.

    • DirtBag

      I'd hit that…

  • G_Had

    Boy, most of these didn't escalate at all!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Technically, it never said it escalated up.

  • ChivetteChick

    Does the title have anything to do with anything?

    • AstroMikeDexter

      They're using 'escalated quickly' in the sense of outrageous things in normal settings. Why are people getting so bent out of shape about it? They're just funny pictures, enjoy them!

    • Yeah

      If you are asking that question, you are not a real 'ChivetteChick'

  • adam

    Seems legit

  • D.Strawberry

    #40 made me spit coffee, mouth and nose

    • Bruce

      You spit your mouth and nose? What kind of diet are you on???

  • BigJ

    Don't thank hurricane sandy for your house (the multiple houses) burning, thank your local government for turning off the power in preparation for the storm. Way to go dumbasses

    • gggccib

      do what? the government turned out the power??

    • Wisti

      How would turning out the electricity START fires? Seems like a good way to prevent hundreds of electrical fires though <_<

    • LeftFlasherOn

      Turning off the power is normal during a hurricane. With power lines falling to the ground, the potential for electrocution and fires makes it a prudent thing to do. The dumbasses are the people that make posts without knowing what they're talking about.

    • meh

      Another low hurricane i.q. ass.

  • Robzombie

    #2 Evil Halloween stole all the candy

    • Just me

      That is probably the bread aisle due to hurricane Sandy.

      • You are wrong.

        You are wrong.

  • Robzombie

    #4 That's going to be a messy lap dance

  • 0331

    Craig's list prostitute?

  • Mick Taylor

    Bill Fucking Murray stickers $6 each. Price to post two of them = $9.15. You have got to be joking!!! Chive is getting bloody expensive lately.

    • Anonymous

      Add them on when you buy a shirt

    • MonkeyMadness

      Don't buy them then.

  • wtf?

    Beer goggles can't even help when it comes to Nicki.

    • Captain Canuck

      She's the ugliest, most annoying and talentless troll I've seen in my life – and I'm pushing 40.

    • Yuppp

      Yep, she's gotta go people. Quit buying her fucking music.

      • Fuckstick Inc.

        People but that shit? You couldn't give me her entire collection of garbage if it came with a free bowl of soup. She blows dead animals…

  • Darth Helmet

    #25. They?

    • Wisti

      go stare at it rather than scrolling through it

    • Anon

      Fucking invisible zombies are a bitch!

      • spaceace

        Tilt screen.

        • MonkeyMadness

          Then tilt head.

  • TXchivR

    NAILED it

    • LeftFlasherOn

      Better than nailing it would be hitting it with a hammer.

  • Cam

    #26 Where is this?

    • MonkeyMadness


      • Chooch

        on a hill top

    • DirtBag

      I dunno but it almost made me shit myself.

  • PeyKonzloas
  • Dan

    #2 Fake! No way there are water bottles left on the shelf.

  • tom foolery

    #19 Twins? I would.

    • MonkeyMadness

      She looks like Jessica Alba.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #39 The incredible amount of laziness in people never ceases to amaze me.
    I can understand elderly or handicapped people using the mini escalator, but I see far too many fat and lazy people using it too.

    • Chooch

      YES! This is an issue that needs to be addressed RIGHT NOW!

    • Dustin

      Give me a break, I just did legs at the gym

      • Tomy

        Even after legs you shouldn't be a big enough bitch to use an escalator that small

    • SomeAFguy

      Why do you think they are fat and lazy?

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