Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

  • Tiber_Septim

    #3 faith in humanity restored

    • restyy

      don't forget to BOTE!

      • Jimmy

        I already boted. It went well. They said I am a master boter.

        • Jammy

          I think he meant vote.

      • Ross

        I boted automatically. I am a motor boter.

    • DrGarnicus

      He gets my vote!

    • GtotheN

      How do you buy free coffee? With Monopoly money?

      Maybe, he just bought everyone coffee.

      • Someone

        They should fix the word "this" to "these" still another guy also handing out coffee in the back

      • jreddy23

        you should read more carefully…"brought"

    • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

      It may just be me but I'm pretty sure the coffee wasn't free. I mean, someone bought the coffee and then gave it away for nothing…but the only people it was "free" to were the ones that got it.

      Come to think of it, that's a fairly accurate parallel to the entire election. One guy provides something that lots of others enjoy. In this case, he did it voluntarily. Bet it's not such a happy time for him when someone forces him to do it, though.

      Anyway, hope you American Chivers voted (I voted early last week). Better than voting though: make sure you understand how the country runs and what the issues are before you go exercise that vote.

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    • rob

      Think he voted for Romney?

    • what

      if that restores your Faith in humanity you must have such a sheltered distance

      • Wade Eepiner

        That, or deals with people all the damn time. Nietzsche said hell is other people, and sometimes I think he was right. So, restores faith it is.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_


    – Fan testimonial: "Here's a fan testimonial for you: "Go fuck yourself!" -SaveFerris – SaveFerris"

    • Yuppp

      Suck it Paula. Oh wait, gross, never mind..

    • TCOW

      Hey Troll, beat it tuna

    • sixdeadelves


    • gmen

      if there were a way to "thumb up" that fan testimonial i so would

    • Loco Monkey

      Would you marre me Paula?

    • JustAdmitit

      C'mon, everyone knows Paula is the funniest he-she on here.

    • Loco Monkey

      Would you marry me Paula?

    • fibonacci5150

    • deez

      I wish I had the time you have. One day, I too, will be as rich as you.

    • Jebus

      I dunno – This wasn't one of your worst

    • bin

      fuck you paula. nobody likes your shity shit

    • Polishak

      I don't want to be ~that guy~ but if this Paula gal annoys you so bad just don't read her shit, or don't let it get to you. I have read a few posts lately where regardless of what she said she gets constantly ridiculed by people who claim to be chivers. Now I am no genious, but isn't the chive motto keep calm chive on? What the flying fat fuck does bullying someone over the Internet achieve. Even if its funny to say rude shit to people on here repetitively … It's so un original. And for those who are still reading… KCCO right? Because that's exactly what your not doing being so negative to anyone on here. Paula I don't know and maybe she says things so slightly deserve that stuff but honestly it takes a real loser to pick on people over n over.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      One 'Meh', 12 replies. Gotta love minions!

      – Hit me Paula one moar time

  • Tiber_Septim

    #50 love the smile and those I love those on a woman and those fit rather well and by those I mean tits

    • Yuppp

      Chive has posted this a million times. I'm not complaining, I'm just requesting they continue posting it.

    • mr. pitt

      no idea what you said but i thumbed up anyway cuz that pic is awesome

    • Kevrhutch

      She needs her own post! OK honestly I need her to have her own post, sorry for being selfish

      • Marc

        it's ok. There is a much needed MOAR to this.

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      • _The_Stig_

        you just don't take a hint do you?

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      • _The_Stig_

        spammer spammer spammer. I'm going to throw a case of spam at you

    • tobanchiver

      what your door says

  • JimBozo

    #2 God bless boobs! And 'Merica.

    • nate33uc

      i wish i could vote for you….with #38 or #47 for VP. and oh yea, who in the fuck is #43?!?!

    • blue_bronco

      Mine fell off already. Probably printed in China

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        I'm guessing the Admin blocked you from linking directly to your spam site?

  • Jean K. Jean

    #39 This ass for president.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I'd vote for the Left or Right Wing, but I like to stay right in the middle…of political parties

    • guest

      yes, we definitely need moar of her!

    • DrGarnicus

      This the ChickenTuna gal or someone else? Either way!

    • Brandon

      Would be better than the other two asses running…

    • NorCal420

      can i get an AMEN!

    • NitroKa

      That's one candidate I wouldn't mind standing behind.

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    • dutchoven

      Nikki Sims. Great ass indeed

  • Gary


    • J_Ace

      You're doing it, oh so right.

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        Chapter 2 of this spamming tale

    • Bjj wb

      Looks great with proper lighting make up and a boob job. Also blonde hair dye?

  • Yerp

    #2 I'm going to go right now and vote for your boobs for president…

    • baddbuzz

      Because BOOBS and I approve . . .

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      • _The_Stig_

        If you read down from the first comment I'm telling a story as I report your posts.

  • TheBAMFinater

    #1 always wanted to push that button

    • http://www.justgoogle.me iAm

      i'm surprised no danes picked up on this.. this is Valby watertower that got taken out this weekend.. been going past this building like a thousand times by train.. it was one of those structures that just always caught your vision as you passed by… ❤

      • Dane to the rescue

        Except it was a gas silo and not a water tower!

        • http://www.justgoogle.me iAm

          lol, thanks 🙂 …so once again I've learnt something new.

    • Just Saying

      This photo looks like a reenactment of the giant poop I took this morning. Water rippling at splashdown and everything.

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        I bet you were born in 4chan spam bot, weren't you spam bot.

  • Irish Chive

    #50 Here, like I love you

    • Ph3nom3non

      You definitely deserved to close the DAR


    #10 for president

    • Mike Hunt

      I work for a city, this is so true. On average I spend 10 hours of the week doing work, the rest is surfing the internet and playing on my cell phone.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #2 I vote Boobs for 2012 because squishy

  • N2MotoX

    #9 I didn't see anything but boobs……camoflauge really works!

    • Matty

      who the hell is this?!?!?

      • BoomTownPinnies

        If I give you her facebook address you have to promise not to use it.

    • robin

      I'm seeing everything. Girl crush.

    • SOhioChiver


    • BTLS

      She wins all the internets

    • portland

      i dont know who you are but DAMN!

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    • zackgonick

      What camo?

    • deadpool

      Nice face….nice all
      Moar please!!!

  • Macro

    #43 Niiiiiice

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Very Nice

    • Tomas

      Yes. Oh. My. Gawd!

    • Chivette

      Her name is Sophie Guidolin, Australian fitness model and mother of 2. Look her up http://www.sophieguidolin.com.au


    #39 And we have a winner.

    • NitroKa

      Looks like a possible FLBP too…

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  • Yerp

    #33 finally.

  • JOHN

    #10 Disturbingly accurate

    • sixdeadelves

      go out and vote!…for more people like Ron.

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        did you're spam bot mummy not love you enough?

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #29 That is just legit as shit…

    • Andrew

      Is that a live Cheetah? NOPE Chuck Testa..

    • Bub

      Holy S**t, You can still text and drive there. Unbelievable.

  • Frank


  • Yuppp

    #37 forever alone..

    • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

      Pretty cute tho

    • Truth Teller

      What are you talking about? She has a best friend forever…

      • Tim

        Maybe 12 years, max…

        And if you think cats make a good best friend, you would probably be best fitted for an abusive relationship.

        • I Am Ginger

          The sarcasm detector is weak on this one

      • Yuppp

        Forever cat lady. That better?

    • G_Had

      At least he got to be an intern at theChive office.

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  • Jay

    #20 We are all screwed

  • BeanTown

    Lawrence of Laybia?

    • jreddy23

      "Feed Me Seymour!"

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol At least I'm not the only one who thought it looked like a giant vagina. A large green vagina.

      • Tiber_Septim

        so is it miss hulk or miss shrek? lmao either way pretty scary

    • TrueCaper

      Green waffle

  • AZChiver

    #19 yes please and #20 is fantastic!

    • https://www.facebook.com/shane.corrie Shane Snowflake Corrie

      #19 is awsome surprised you're the first to post it lol

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        you weren't loved as a child were you spam bot?

  • beasty

    Found him, too late

  • OhioChiver

    #33 Well, so much for that game. ^_^

  • Quisp

    #1 looks somewhat like the flying saucer crash from Men in Black. I wonder if a giant alien Vincent D'Onofrio cockroach suddenly appears wearing an Edgar suit

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