• Paulson


    Awesome mom

    • @erinwillett

      Except that's Patty's handwriting and taken upstairs in John's apartment with his favorite carmel chocolates…

      • Mujhir

        You make sex with me Erin, yes?

  • Elvis


    Is that a peanut butter and banana sandwich???

    • ulsbaby

      Peanut butter, banana, and HONEY sandwich

      • leafsfan2005

        Sweet unborn baby jesus – that sounds like a delicious sandwich.

    • beakt

      YES!!!!!!!!!!! Mah FAVIRRRRT!!!

  • N2MotoX

    #1 Question….who's name do I put from theChive as a write in????

    • paulhitchcock

      Whoever you want. They'd all be better than the lying douchebags on the ballot.

    • Craigery

      Jack Fellure

    • MDChiver

      I wrote-in John. I only went cause my dad offered to buy me lunch after meeting at the polls.

      • MDChiver

        The 1st election I could've voted in was 2008. I was deployed to Afghanistan and I chose not to vote (IMHO not worth the effort, at the time). I am proud to say John Resig is the first person I have ever voted for.

        • Obama

          Proud to say you're a retard. Good job wasting time and the minimal resources (ANY resources at all would be a waste, even one pennies' worth) it takes to count your ballot. Please do America a favor and die by the time the next elections come around in 2016.


  • Claire

    I'm browsing the chive on my phone waiting in line. I still have no idea who i'm voting for.

    little help chivers?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Just pencil in Jeff Goldblum or Bob Sagat. Either way, we're all fucked.

    • whyme1973

      Election sneak up on you? If only you had some warning that this was coming.

    • Imzkid

      Charger McTatts

    • Craigery

      If you show up at the polling place and still don't know who you're voting for, you clearly haven't put ANY thought into it, so please do the nation a favor and DON'T vote.

      • Bud

        I agree! Campaigns that try to convince people to vote are stupid to me. Why would we want someone who needs to be convinced to vote cancelling out the vote of someone who knows what they are doing?

    • Karl

      If you are planning on voting the same way your parents vote, if you don't know what the "fiscal cliff" is, if you think someones birth places influences their ability to lead, if you are smart and uninformed, if you are dumb and uninformed, if you are black/white/Mexican and uninformed…please step out of line. No bad feelings, but don't vote.

      • This.

        I agree with that except for the birth place part.. rules are rules. unless you were referring to birthplace within the country.

  • shamshe

    forget voting

  • come on people

    "Vote however damn way you please."

    • Hefe77

      I was questioning the same part of the letter myself. Not quite correct english.

    • Craigery

      Forget Voter ID laws; there should be a test you have to pass before you can vote: You have to be able to (A) write a grammatically correct sentence in English and (B) make your own damn sandwich.

      • Anotherwes

        Except that English is NOT the official language of 'MERICA!!

        try again….

        • Craigery

          OK, I will: You have to be able to (A) write a grammatically correct sentence in ANY language and (B ) make your own damn sandwich. Better?

      • George

        Who gets to determine the content of the test? And who gets to enforce it?

        I know who….Government. Politicians. Insular political activists.

        Trust me. It is better to let morons vote than to allow politicians/politicos determine who gets to vote.

    • Mark

      I'm from Australia and have travelled extensively around the world. I'm 100% certain the rest of the world is relieved that Obama won!

  • Craigery

    Old enough to vote but Mommy still packs your lunch?

    • RooFeeOOO

      Crappy school lunch or lunch you know you'll love and don't have to do the work or clean up. easy.

    • Alicia

      I'm pretty sure it said "Haven't made you lunch in a while" Maybe to imply she doesn't typically do it, just a guess though!

      • vkladnfd

        That was bribery 😮

  • SmokeyTheBear

    Ron Paul 2012

    • Dan

      Wasn't even a choice on my ballot.

      • Craigery

        Because he has the same chance of winning as Herman Cain or the "The Rent is Too Damn High" guy.

      • Me.

        Should have been the republican nominee at least

  • Lisa

    No matter who you support, do it. There are folks all around the world who would kill to have a voice. Our ancestors died giving it to us. Some may argue that our individual votes don't matter, but if you don't vote, you can't bitch. Also, go for your local elections. Just go. I'm wearing my chive in line…Wolverine/Lincoln. 😉

    • whyme1973

      Exactly. Get out there and make an effort to vote, or STFU.

    • Fellow

      What a joke this "if you don't vote you can't bitch" thing is. This is supposed to be a free world and we are supposed to have freedom of speech! I can bitch wether I vote or not and that's my rite. You have the illusion of choice as both candidates are bought and paid for by the same controlling interests. Wake up and smell the impending doom.

      • Tressa

        Your argument would be more effective if "whether" and "right" were spelled correctly.

        • Fellow

          Wow!! Congrats! You are grammatically correct!!! You still know fuck all about the state of the world in regards to politics. Keep on keeping on sheep.

          • CFli

            I see a bag of pot and your parent's basement in your future

            • Fellow

              Actually I've been self sufficient since I was 17, and am currently attending one of the best tech schools in my country. Nice try though.

              • quailman8907

                Oh. Now we believe everything you said. Thanks for clearing that up.

    • MrHolland

      • Lisa

        It's difficult to argue with George because I love the sick twisted bastard so much. Still. Vote. Your local issues if nothing else. 😉

    • Hurricane Harri

      Please don't encourage the lemmings! If you don't bother to read up on what the f@ck is going on, then please stay home! DO NOT GO AND VOTE! We, the active participants will decide for you. Just bury your head back into your phone and go to sleep.

      • George

        Fortunately, our system does not work like that.

    • Craigery

      The most important decision you can make today is which t-shirt to wear to the polls.

    • Bud

      And even if you do vote, please don't bitch.

    • BigDaddyB

      I wore my BFM-3D to vote today.

  • Jim

    If you are 18, and your mommy still packs you a lunch…please DON'T vote. You need to grow up first.

    • Drew

      And change your name. Toby is a horrible, horrible name.

  • lemurfart

    turd sandwich and a giant douche

  • RooFeeOOO

    I will never judge a person on how they vote, only IF they vote.

    • you said it

      What a completely asinine self-serving spoonful of bullshit.

      • Fellow


    • FromLUUUR

      I voted Mitt. Had my sign ripped off my lawn three times, and windows egged once. Rocking chair and double barrel made sure it didn't happen again.

      • ...

        Are you 90? Or just from the south?

      • bob

        Isn't it amazing that the polls show that 66% of the people in Massachusetts are voting against the guy that ran their state for four years?!?!?

        • Craigery

          Can you blame them? He left them with a health care plan that he now denounces.

          • George

            That isn't what Mass people are voting against.

  • Chiver

    Ghiradelli chocolate in your lunch? Mr 1% here

    • Hefe77

      You need to apply yourself more if you think Ghiradelli chocolates make somebody a 1%er

      • Craigery

        Maybe you just need a better sense of humor.

        • Hefe77

          It looks like you do too. I got the humor but thought mine was pretty funny too. Lefty's can dish but they sure can't take

  • thebeefinjector

    I vote for Bill Clinton

  • Hefe77

    I'm voting for Ronald Reagan

    • Craigery

      Ronald Reagan's corpse would be a better President than Mitt Romney.

      • fixed it for you

        Ronald Reagan's corpse would be a better President than -0-bummer.

  • Buddha-22

    BFM for President…. Pedro for Vice President

  • John513

    Just fuckin vote!!! We are the people!!!

  • temujin1234
  • ggg

    KONY 2012

  • sohc

    Toby is old enough to vote and his mommy still packs him a lunch?? Clearly he's voting for Obama.

    • Anotherwes

      If you read the note, I know thats really difficult as its more than a few words, she said "Been a long time since I made you lunch…" I'm thinking she only made the lunch as a way of delivering the note. Lets try not to be so quick to judge those we've never met eh?

  • bigcityreem

    Bill Murray 2012

  • RichZ

    If you're old enough to vote, you're to damned old to be living in your parent's basement.

    • Ari

      He's in high school… I think most kids in high school still live with their parents.

  • Scotty the bartender

    anyone else notice we could view that one pic as a slideshow ?

  • Jake

    When u vote today don't forget that Obama left 2 Navy SEALs and a U.S. Ambassador to die in Libya. They were fighting for their lives for 8 hrs calling for help. Obama and his gang refused to send help to these brave Americans and the Ambassador they were protecting.

    • screw u

      uhhhhhhh no, they stuck around when they knew they weren't getting help before the trouble started.


    • @beavis8abird

      but rape is a gift from God…



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