Nothing but the truth! (34 Photos)

  • Buckethead

    First muthafucka

    • Escelante

      Congratulations on all your success. You smell terrific.


      Boom Boom …WC

    • giant robot

      buckethea! \m/

    • Nicnac

      I seriously doubt you are the first muthafucka to do this…

    • Dennis

      You spelled "I'm a douche bag" wrong!

      • tremm

        dude he wrote "first muthafucka", nothing about being a douche bag. wrong post.

  • Craigery

    #5 This person never heard of "air conditioning" or "central heat"?

    • MylesofStyles

      Maybe they live in a straw hut on the Serengeti, did you ever think of that? DID YOU?

    • Sean

      Have you ever hear of utilities?

  • Wisti

    #27 oh :[ true…

  • Almoney13

    #22 soo funny hahaha

    • smallchinaman

      Your positive comment just gave this picture life in at least three more Chive posts.

    • Fryy

      I actually KNOW I look like the ostrich no matter what

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #11 need to forward this memo to a certain wife ASAP

    • Jon Xavier

      Hope not mine!

      • bRad

        Hahaha, yes!

  • Zach


  • lucid_eye

    I was looking through an earlier post while in the bathroom. I saw Paula, popped a boner and pissed on my phone. Dammit.

    • Don113


    • Yuppp

      I hope you slipped and fell through the glass shower door too.

  • Craigery

    #29 Now all it needs is a 15-year-old girl who thinks she knows everything to provide the inspirational quote.

  • rlevitz

    #8 just killed me… haha

  • tv_paul

    #10 You know for a 55 year-old Lindsay Lohan is a MILF, unfortunately she's around 26.

    • Hrdwood


      Q: What's Whitney Houston getting for Christmas?

      A: Lindsey Lohan

      • the credible hulk

        On the plus side Whitney has been clean and sober for close to a year now.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yuck. I don't care how old LiLo is, I wouldn't touch that skank.

  • DoubleNickelJP

    #9 At least your vision is good.

    • Daniel Tosh

      every chivette asking if they are chive worthy.

      • Dayman

        You could have stopped after "Every Chivette"

  • Bania

    Gold Jerry, Gold.

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Only 7 Seinfeld lovers?

  • tv_paul

    #27 Is this poster directed towards Thing from the Addams Family?

  • dalshepsut

    #30 i want balloon

  • baddbuzz

    # 26 I can never remember which beer it was . .

  • thenomadadventures

    #9 – she meant to say "phat" – but missed the spelling – and didn't realize that stopped being cool years ago (and never really was to begin with)

    • Yerp

      It was never cool.

  • BFM Fan

    #20 for sure

  • Dave

    #28 yeah but where can you find all those things in one country?, MERICA BITCHES!!

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      I think the Palestinian means a Jew =/

    • matt

      france has a statue of liberty, a piece of america at its american consulate, hamburgers, christians, and cowboys. and france sucks. so dont get too cocky

    • Nicnac

      soooo what is the 'most american theme song' in the top comment?

  • Jobber

    #5 So you are telling me that it is hot in the summer and cold in the winter. Wow. That just blew my mind.

    • Yuppp

      Not the sharpest tool in the shed are ya??

  • Davis

    #25 The Rothschilds

    • Gelga

      Smart man

    • thom

      What a fucking idiot. We have borrowed from our kids and unborn grandkids. Every kid under 18 share of just the US's debt is over $218,000!

      • Acidvolta

        The world, genius, the WORLD.

    • oldmanjimbob

      It's mainly owed by governments to other parts of the government, as well as its people.

  • Yupper

    #28 Isn't that the point of America? The great melting pot? (which totally makes me think of fondue and yes I'm an obese American, but that's not important)

    • Mother Pus Bucket

      Mmmm, fonduuuue!

    • Nicnac

      What is the "most American theme song" in the first comment?

      • MGS

        I guess, the main theme of Dragon Ball Z…

    • kigero

      Fondue is Swiss

    • JITTS

      The one about the British founding America is a lie. Everyone knows that it was established when Lincoln kicked those cheese loving Spaniards out of Hawaii. Get it right.

  • yoan

    After seen #27, i slowly moved my right hand away from my mouse………then just laughed at that troll face for 5mins……

  • abakala

    #25 Ze Jews.

  • gameoverjc

    #22 100% accurate.



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