Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Wut? Thu? Fuck?
    Oh well, even though we've just arrived in a VERY shady time zone of the Twilight Zone, still:

    FJJJJiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIHAAARRSSTT!!!!!1!

    Of course. Ha! Pff. No challenge. Those weren't mushrooms you ate John. That'll teach you to steal my food. Still love ya though ❤ Gimme a hug… just for once.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • MajorFU

      HOW does this creature manage to instantly post such a lengthy comment as soon as the post appears?

      • Danny

        She rules… ❤

        • reclaimer

          she rules at being annoying as hell

      • AFCAJAX

        She (or he) works at the Chive.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yeah, I break in on a daily basis and then either knock out Bob or feed Mac whatever type of drugs I could get my hands on. Why do you think Mac is so weird?
          Then I start working at a company where NO ONE 'WORKS'.

          Hugs etc.

          • Mr.Juggalo

            Hey Paula, I wanna tap your neden and bust my Faygo on your back!!

            Holla back! Woop woop!

      • Poster child

        The troll is strong with this one.

      • Pirate

        Normally s/he gets to the bottom of the post as fast as possible and just posts a single letter/symbol, then edits her post after submitting the single character preserving the spot at the top of the feed.

    • sam

      Paula, you so crazy

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'm serious John… We need to hug.
      Get over here you handsome player and make it so.
      Just ignore that smell of dead cadavers; soon you won't smell anything anymore.

      Rrrrrready for a hug,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

        I wish I can troll as better than Paula.

    • Loco Monkey

      Love you

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  • Kelowna Chiver

    My god I love hump day DAR!!! But why is it so early? Oh well WINNING!!! Ps I think I need to move to Colorado…..

    • 4MoreStepsBackward

      Washington passed their 420 law too … now we have 2 options where to live after the upcoming implosion of Amerika.

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    • KitimatChiver

      Don't worry Kelowna,
      Bc will follow suit soon.

  • Fred Brocaa

    Third!

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  • Wait...Whut?

    Three comments since yesterday? This thing must be broken.

  • mollie

    #20 Annalelise!!!! awesome.

    • DanTheMan

      Looks like someone knows her ^^ Shes been found!!!

    • WHOZAPIMP

      who??

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  • Donkey Punch

    <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/23654546.jpg&quot; width="250">

    Either this is showing up in yesterday's postings or I don't have a fucking clue what today is…

  • screamer2703

    #34 who is she?

    • https://www.facebook.com/dan.gillett Dan Gillett

      Cheryl cole

    • Jean K. Jean

      She is your new God.

    • Electric Boogalo

      She looks talented.

    • LondonChiver

      That would be the delightful Cheryl Cole.

      • Overkill

        She's a polished turd. Fake as anything.

        • MylesofStyles

          Whew, that was close. I was actually considering going out with her before your revelation. Thanks man. I owe you one.

          • sixdeadelves

            Bwhaha, dodged a bullet on that one!

    • Correction

      Cheryl Tweedy Cole

      You'll get better google results… 🙂

    • NorCal420

      she can sit on my face until doomsday

    • Andy

      Pic is from ten years ago…

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  • Jean K. Jean

    #27 I'd buy one if there was a Kristen Stewart version. Ah fuck it I'm not fooling anyone, Robert Pattinson version.

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  • Chiefhenry27

    #4 #17 splendid! Hump DAR = time to leave work.

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    • Vampirate

      Is it just me or is the gap on #4 photoshopped in (badly)?

  • joebob

    #43 Dat ASS

    • jjjjjjjj

      Congrats to the stupid bitch for wasting an Ohio vote…

      • KeepinCalm

        I thought the same at first but then anyone dumb enough to write in Mac would have otherwise voted for Obama. Thanks for the effort and nice ass

        • Anon

          Mac and Obama 2012 >You. You also are not keeping calm.

    • Insincerity

      Who, Mac?

      Sorry Mac. It was set up right there. I had to swing.

    • 10thletter

      and taking a pic of a ballot is a federal crime. hopefully president Faulkner will pardon that ass

  • AFCAJAX

    #4 #9 #38 I love hump day!

    • NorCal420

      can i get an AMEN

    • OmahaDude

      If I wasn't already married to a wonderful, hot woman, I would immediately start seeking out #9 …….

      • KAFman

        #22 I love boobies!!!!

      • jedidiah

        SERIOUSLY! We need MORE of #9

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  • OhioChiver

    #16 It was at this point someone ran away screaming like a girl…

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  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #21 #38 Ka-pow!!!

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #14 Makes me proud to be an American!!!

    • mittak obamney

      I know youre only allowed to vote once but in this case I believe we will make an exception!

      • Drew

        I wish she didn't vote!

    • HEY

      You can't vote twice! Remove one of those immediately!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I don't know whether to vote for the left or right wing but I think I can be an independant on this one and find my face, I mean vote right in the middle.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Motor-vote!

        • WileEOne

          Bravo sir. Well done.

    • CheckEngineLight

      We Salute you!

    • bob

      so THATS how obama won, his groupies were voting twice.

    • Keyser Söze

      dirtyberd.tumblr. you're all welcome (nsfw, btw)

    • Kevrhutch

      I want to play in her ballot Box

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  • Otto

    This was posted earlier on my app, double DAR!!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      I double DAR dare you to quit bragging 🙂

  • Kiesa

    #9 Speechless

    • Chivacy Please

      COTW!

    • Fog Ducker

      If she was a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln. Perfect in my books, but may need MOAR to verify this.

      • Ronster

        +1

    • epic391

      Agreed, she wins the internet today. Hands down!

    • Kiki

      My favorite! Doing right!<3

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  • Los

    #49 reason why I start at the end

    • Guest

      MOAR Please!

      • JChive

        For sure need MOAR of that. Keep them coming.

    • Edchiver

      Shakira?

    • Bones

      Whats KKCO?

      • Lucky535

        My exact thought!

  • Los

    #14 I appreciate you

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  • CutlerC

    #21

    happy happy humpday. wish i could have stayed in bed all day.

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  • Los

    #38 motorboat

    • KanyeIzADouche

      I believe that the correct term for what you are alluding to is: Tugboat.

  • Central-Scrutinizer

    #9 STUNNING! Send in More

    • Romney2012

      Absolutely gorgeous! Definitely send MOAR!!!

  • moo

    #14 You can't vote twice….

    • Jean K. Jean

      You can if you do it topless, it's a little known life hack.

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  • goforth

    #36
    Should be mandatory in all bathrooms in bars.

  • OhioChiver

    #48 Cue song …"I Believe I Can Fly" …
    *you are now singing that in your head.

    • christine

      fuck you…..GOD DAMN IT!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Damn! You won.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      -the one you love to hate

    • Stuck

      Good job, but I was humming that song as soon as I saw it. Damn…

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    • Dr_StrangePants

      Wrong,
      I was thinking about that 90s Rock Music Video that had Dolphins Jumping Outta Airplanes…..I know i'm not making this up, SOMEONE's gotta remember that song I'm taliking about, blanking on the name

  • Drew

    #14 I love this country……

    • SmokeyTheBear

      'Merica

    • Dimm

      Faith in humantitty restored

    • bunedoggle

      Arrest her, she voted twice!

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