I do what I want (26 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, it’s your life.

Follow Mac on twitter here.

  • Anonymous

    #4 Is that kinda like Soccer and Futbol????

  • Sick350Z

    #19 Haha nice plate

    • Notknowing

      Can't beat covered parking with no chance of door dings.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

        Its a chevy cavalier, they're plastic.

    • jackson

      I'm surprised that was allowed. What was the DMV thinking? lol.

      • _DoC_

        No Fux were given at the DMV that day.

        • 5280Blazin

          BAAAAAHAHAHA love it

      • what

        it's Maryland if the check clears who cares

  • I'm Awesome

    #19 apparently zero fucks were given.

    • MylesofStyles

      What a waste of a great plate.

      • Mike

        Hahahah couldn't agree more!!!

  • Garrett

    Totally worth climbing out the window.

    • Macro

      Good way to keep a-holes from dinging your doors. But then again, people see this and launch their shopping cart into your car.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

        Cavaliers are plastic.

  • SeriouslyDoIt

    • what

      this if the part when you say something funny or stupid…. probably stupid


    #6… Martin Lawrence?

  • Peter Morak

    <img src="http://www.freecouponplace.info/hotels/funny.jpg"/>#20 I regret I did not be crazy like this when I was young <img src="http://www.freecouponplace.info/aquarius/happyday.jpg"/&gt;

    • Wisti

      What were you doing then? Definitely not getting an education…

      • Youyu

        Well I'm gonna go ahead an assume that English is not this dudes first language… that would suggest that he did indeed spend his time as a youngster getting an education… in fact learning a second language. All the while we were playing Wham!.

    • Chooch

      never too late. I look forward to being a crazy old dude.

    • Jen

      this is sexy sax man. youtube him. you are welcome.

      • yeager

        Sexy sax man is awesome!!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jdewitt65 Elijah James DeWitt

    #26 is badass!

  • tv_paul

    #12 Must be a head wind.

    • Shooter McGavin

      Ah, I see what you did there!

    • bigcityreem

      You witty genius you!

  • Notknowing

    #24 Why not JD or rum?

    • Chooch

      Come on! Its Pepsi in a Coke can. Can't get more bad ass than that!

  • N2MotoX

    #4 Kinda like Soccer and Futbol????

  • fucked

    #25 man what a jerk

  • tv_paul

    #1 Working with Cee Lo & Christina Aguilera has driven Adam Levine into some strange binge drinking habits.

    • Paolo

      noooo…adam levine nooo! Please! 😀

  • Danno

    #5 Did you lose a bet?

    • Matt

      It's my Movember mustache. Gotta be different! KCCO

      • Jerry

        Rule number 3. Joining Mo to sideburns is considered a beard.
        KCCO from a fellow Mo Bro

        • Matt

          I prefer to say its a sweet stash that got out of hand. It does what it wants! Chive On brother

      • Jen

        i like it! what is your profession, matt? i am curious about this "vest" with pen holders that you are wearing…

        • Chivette

          Those are his pieces of flair, to express himself.

          • Jen

            applebee's new uniform?

        • Matt

          Hey Jen! I work for Brinks, pretty snazzy pen holders eh? KCCO 🙂

          • Jen


    • kelly

      Hes hot….

      • Matt G

        The beer must be really strong where you're from!

  • tralfaz

    #20 I bet he also plays the yazz flute.

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #16 I always do it.

    • crustybubblechunks


    • JSJ

      So wrong!

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    #7 Octopus? How cheap!

    in London, we pay with Oysters.

    • quidam

      Lost in translation. This is from Hong Kong where they use a rechargable card called octopus because of many uses(tantacles) including subway, buses, trolley, and even taxi has octopus readers.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Um, yeah. We have a similar card in London. It is called the…….

        • Big Poppa

          shhh you know the first rule of Oyster card….

  • Jeff02

    #3 Mexicans…smh

    • randombandom

      its Venice in California its ok to tag on that wall, and the guy in the background is not mexican….Dumbass..Crackers SMH

  • Lucky Lucy

    #12 Yay my city!!

    • Hrdwood

      Between her headshot and your avatar, I feel a high pressure system building in my pants…

      • tralfaz

        Yes, every time Lucy comments it's like bonus boobs.

    • ...

      Holy sweater pupppies!

  • cels0_o

    #25 You're doing it wrong

  • OhioChiver

    #24 I refill my plastic bottle with litres all the time. 😐

  • Bassmint_ Stile

    #19 Yep, seems about right for Maryland.

    • Antifreakazoid

      As a Terrapin I sadly have to agree.

      • Anotherwes

        Its not like anyone actually puts the carts in those anymore…just leave the cart wherever you parked…

  • Mark A

    I use this seasoning pretty much every time I cook chicken.

  • Alex

    #7 That is in Hong Kong. They have Smart Cards which can be used for transportation or whatever. They call the card "Octopus Card."

    • Kitty

      Rash or Roctopus

    • Richie

      Yup I was from Hong Kong. Octopus is the name of the card. Its like a credit card with autopay on it. no big deal. *cultural differences*

  • dan


blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top